Cajun Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 So do I, I just imagine him talking to the money or something! "Fuck, it's the cops again! Just be quiet and leave this to me!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 He seems canny funny like the more I hear... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 http://www.empireonline.com/features/movie-poster-mash-up/football-managers/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Balotelli is fucking class like. The type of player thats funny as fuck to have an interest in, as long as he's not playing for your club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Martins used to draw £20k in cash each weekend from the notes of his trial against his agent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Balotelli the nutcase would have fitted in perfectly here a couple of years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Haven't seen this posted. Excellent article... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1378726/Newcastle-fans-change-Toon-faith-Alan-Pardew.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has notched up nearly £10,000 in parking fines and had his car impounded 27 times since moving to the north west. He also got pulled over and had £25,000 of notes sitting in the passenger seat Wasn't his response when the police asked him why he had that much money on him "because I'm rich" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has notched up nearly £10,000 in parking fines and had his car impounded 27 times since moving to the north west. He also got pulled over and had £25,000 of notes sitting in the passenger seat Wasn't his response when the police asked him why he had that much money on him "because I'm rich" The article I saw said "because I can", either response is brilliant though. I would like to pretend if I earned £100,000 a week I wouldn't drive around with piles of cash in the passenger seat but in reality I so would Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I think Balotelli is an absolute legend aswell, but if it was Nile Ranger doing these things people would be calling for him to get the lethal injection and going on about how much of a cunt he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Balotelli's forighn though, so he has that loveably dozy charm that you just cannot bring when you we're raised in the south of England Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Following on from my moan about ESPN's live table not working properly, I have another one. There's an advert on at the moment for their mobile/online services where a load of people are walking about with short captions above their heads. Stuff like 'City get their man', 'Boss sacked' and other similar headlines. Well one of them is 'Star passed it?'. Can anyone explain how this could make sense if not an utterly embarrassing grammatical error? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I think Balotelli is an absolute legend aswell, but if it was Nile Ranger doing these things people would be calling for him to get the lethal injection and going on about how much of a c*** he is. 'IF'? Balotelli has at least displayed some elements of talent and isn't at City because they have no one else. Ranger has been given the chance few strikers his age with his current limited ability get. The chance to play regularly and reach their full potential as well as learn from some good players. Instead he prefers to get table football's with his face made up and turn down finishing lessons with a player who's scored more this season than Ranger is likely to score in his entire Premier League career. Balotelli isn't our player but to even compare him and Ranger is daft as they are on different levels of ability to begin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Following on from my moan about ESPN's live table not working properly, I have another one. There's an advert on at the moment for their mobile/online services where a load of people are walking about with short captions above their heads. Stuff like 'City get their man', 'Boss sacked' and other similar headlines. Well one of them is 'Star passed it?'. Can anyone explain how this could make sense if not an utterly embarrassing grammatical error? I always write/type that as "passed it." Seems to make more sense than "past it," if that's what you're getting at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Well it's wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Indeed it is. I just looked it up, always thought since the saying was stating said star is beyond his best days, beyond would be a synonym with passed. Was looking at past as a noun, not an adjective. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I think Balotelli is an absolute legend aswell, but if it was Nile Ranger doing these things people would be calling for him to get the lethal injection and going on about how much of a c*** he is. 'IF'? Balotelli has at least displayed some elements of talent and isn't at City because they have no one else. Ranger has been given the chance few strikers his age with his current limited ability get. The chance to play regularly and reach their full potential as well as learn from some good players. Instead he prefers to get table football's with his face made up and turn down finishing lessons with a player who's scored more this season than Ranger is likely to score in his entire Premier League career. Balotelli isn't our player but to even compare him and Ranger is daft as they are on different levels of ability to begin. See this is where the Ranger stuff get's silly What has he done? Been late for training, tattoo'd his lip, got a football table with his face on and walked around clubs with bottles in his hands. Hardly comparable to having his car impounded 27 times, driving his car into womens prisons and throwing darts at youth players is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I think Balotelli is an absolute legend aswell, but if it was Nile Ranger doing these things people would be calling for him to get the lethal injection and going on about how much of a c*** he is. 'IF'? Balotelli has at least displayed some elements of talent and isn't at City because they have no one else. Ranger has been given the chance few strikers his age with his current limited ability get. The chance to play regularly and reach their full potential as well as learn from some good players. Instead he prefers to get table football's with his face made up and turn down finishing lessons with a player who's scored more this season than Ranger is likely to score in his entire Premier League career. Balotelli isn't our player but to even compare him and Ranger is daft as they are on different levels of ability to begin. See this is where the Ranger stuff get's silly What has he done? Been late for training, tattoo'd his lip, got a football table with his face on and walked around clubs with bottles in his hands. Hardly comparable to having his car impounded 27 times, driving his car into womens prisons and throwing darts at youth players is it? I didn't say it was. However neither is the pinnacle of professionalism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Haven't seen this posted. Excellent article... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1378726/Newcastle-fans-change-Toon-faith-Alan-Pardew.html say what? it's bursting with patronising back handed complements and outright lies here's just one of them 'There will be no relegation drama this season, though. The Toon Army should be thankful for that. They won't be, but they should be.' fuck OFF you cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Ian Ladyman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I was being sarcastic, the ... was meant to show my sarcasm but now I realise it just looks like it leads on the the link The article is terrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 We've not been back in the top flight for a season and he thinks we'd scoff at the fact we've stayed up, sorry that's very naive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 By all accounts, Newcastle are on a sounder financial footing, irrespective of the Carroll money. High earners such as Joey Barton and Jose Enrique are also expected to leave in the summer. Thank god for that eh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I was being sarcastic, the ... was meant to show my sarcasm but now I realise it just looks like it leads on the the link The article is terrible. oh, haha. sorry i didnt catch that, for the record i wasnt telling you to fuck off, that was directed at ladyboy. think i might write him a reply. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Aren't the 'Daily Mail' one of the banned birdcage papers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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