Not Worthy Of A Thread

[Stifler]

You know I've just realised, now that NOTW has gone, does that mean Alan Oliver is now out of a job?

I thought he's working for the People?

Fuck, now we need to get something on the people.

[Jill]

Yo, I spit a Geordie slur. Honky, sue me.

This shit is a Horor flick

but the Big Fat Mike doesn’t die in this movie.

Fucking with Mike dawg you gotta be kiddin.

That makes me believe you really don’t have a interest in livin.

You think these Muppets gonna feel the shit I say?

Nile Rangers's got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.

Know some real shit tho? I like Keegan,

That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one he commits suicide to.

Fuck Shearer ... call me your leader

I feel bad I gotta murder that  Sheet Metal Workers Son From Gosforth

I used to like the number 9, but now you got me in fight back mode.

But oh well if you gotta go ... then you gotta go.

I hate to do this. I would love for this shit to last.

So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so you won’t forget my ass.

And all is well that ends ok.

So I’ll this shit with a ... fuck you but have a nice day!

 

 

 

Nice.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

You know I've just realised, now that NOTW has gone, does that mean Alan Oliver is now out of a job?

I thought he's working for the People?

Fuck, now we need to get something on the people.

 

It's obvious Oliver never hacked anyone's phone though, he wouldn't be wide of the mark all the time if he did.

[ChrisMcQuillan]

Man City's website is just so sexy.

[Mr. Snrub]

Really class interview with Cesar Menotti (Ex Argentina and Barcelona manager, the one who signed Maradona) talking about the state of Argentinian football, Barcelona, Messi, Guardiola and Mourinho.  Maybe this will only interest VI. 

 

Born in Rosario, 1938. "El Flaco" (The Skinny) is one of the greatest oracles in football. Now he talks about the Copa América, the football of his NT, Guardiola's Barcelona and Mourinho's Madrid

 

 

Luis Martin. Buenos Aires.

The meeting was in his office, in Buenos Aires downtown. It's cold outside and inside the flat. César Luis Menotti apologize: "This morning the heater broke, I was going to buy a new one, because I'm freezing", he explains. Under the glass of the office furniture, there are pics of his children. On top, a pile of books. At his left, among them, "Mi Ciudad y Mi Gente" by Eladia Blázquez, "La Aznaridad" by Vázquez Moltanbán and "Bajo Estado de Sangre", by Tejada... At his right, a clean ashtray reminds us that, not so long ago, the conversation would have been full of smoke.

 

 

How are you taking quitting the cigarettes?

 

Badly. They told me: "The first month it is very hard, but after that..." Nothing of that, every month I even wish it more. The doctors keep telling us how to live a longer, but less enjoyable life. They just make our lives bitter and the surgery doctors are even worse! Now they have a little machine, pim pim, and you're done. The deep slow medicine is over, there's no blood nor surgery rooms.

 

How are you recovering from surgery?

 

It was nothing, I was three days in the hospital. It was a minor thing, it was clear that I had to quit, but I told the doctor: "You're the boss. I know about football, not about lungs. Then, he told me that I should quit, but also that I could carry on with a normal life. A cigarette for the addicts is an unbelievable companion, a friend. I must think that my friend is gone, dead and he's not with us anymore. I miss the cigs in the lonely moments and, when I write, a lot. I appreciate when someone blows the smoke on my face, I look for it in the doors of the restaurants. Yesterday, a gentleman took an Habano at the door of a bar and said: "I'm going" and I told him: "No, come closer!".

 

Are you quitting football too?

 

A person gets a reward for the ungreatful fight against the football that betrays the sense of belonging. Just like Huracán once saved the Argentinian football, Spain made me make it up with the passion for the game. Watching them play with the midgets was comforting. Football is the only place where I don't like to be fooled. Football are three things: time, space and tricks. But there are no times, there are no spaces and I don't get fooled anymore; I get so bored that I have the feeling that, this thing that people call football is a different thing. I said that the 99.99% of the coaches live envying the football of Barcelona. Everyone would like to be Guardiola. But the majority don't know how to do it.

 

He says that, with good players....

 

No way, this is a story that only an idiot can buy, but not me. We are talking about a man who stands in the line and says: "touch the ball, touch the ball and touch the ball..." and, since the players are good, they follow his orders. Guardiola is much more than just this. Everything is a product of training, by expressing clear ideas to know, how to be understood and to earn supporters for the idea... It is demonstrated that Guardiola is more important than the players. He says the opposite, of course... What should he say?!?! "I'm the best!", he doesn't even believe that. But let's review who was Piqué before Guardiola, who was Pedro, who was Busquets. Not even Iniesta was 100% starter, he was under discussion. Now all of them are phenomenon. The truth is that he also had that bit of luck.

 

Why?

 

He found a way started by Rijkaard, that is right. Sometimes, the coach who goes leaves you a mess. Rijkaard, in that sense, left some things done. But, over any other aspect, there is conviction. I always say that a great director can create a good orchestra with good musicians and, with average musicians, he would just achieve an orchestra that sounds fine.

 

Then, if we talk about football players...

 

Nothing, it's a lie that Guardiola is Guardiola because of the players he has. It is a lie. He had Eto'o, Henry, Ibra, now Villa... and, in the left back, he had 4 or 5, Mascherano is a central back... The Guardiola thing is very serious and it makes me feel a sick envy. And I don't agree with one thing...

 

With what?

 

Cruyff wasn't the first to start it. The first one who tried to play like Guardiola in Barcelona was called César Menotti. And it costed me the life. The crowed booed at us because we passed the ball too much! I don't know if there was anyone else before, but Maradona was my 9, like Messi now, Carrasco and Marcos in the wings, Schuster was like Xavi... And they came to the locker room at half time, with a 0-0 tie and the players in bad mood: "We can not play this way", they told me, because every time Schuster gave Alexanko the ball, people booed at us. With 3-0, yes, "olé olé". It was hard for us. Migueli, when I left, told me that, if any coach after me had told him to make individual marking, he'd quit football, because he was sick of fighting against the forwards. Sometimes they didn't even exist, because he was from Andalucia and played it well, but since he was tall and strong... He was good with the ball in his feet, but people considered him a beast.

 

Why did you leave Barça?

 

My mom had died, democracy returned to Argentina and I felt I had to be there... I had lunch with Núñez and he gave me a blank check and asked me which players I wanted to stay. I told him none, because I wanted him to get rid of great players, with an unbelievable prestige, but who also stopped the progress of the youth. It was after winning the Copa del Rey, which was a little cup by then, by the way... Now Madrid win it and it looks they won the Intercontinental Cup!... But what was I talking about?

 

You were talking about the importance of the coach

 

Ah, that's it, I wanted to make a deep recognition of the value of the coach. It is like the professor, which influence had the professors? It depends. If they were good, a huge influence, at 99%. If they were bad, shit. I hated maths because, during 3 years, 3 idiot teachers made my life a hell... but I felt in love with chemistry, because the teacher came the first day smoking, he filled every space of the blackboard with formulas and told us: "This is what you should learn for next Tuesday, but it is impossible". And told us: "This is to make you know that life is like chemistry: you must interpret it".

 

I believe that the figure of the professor is undervalued nowadays...

 

I don't know in Spain. Here, 50 years ago, the disculturization started. It's worrying. Social exclusion reached the middle-class. There was people who died for an 8 hour-a-day journy and now people work for 14 hours to live and noone complains. Add the fact that a "rich" country produce miserable people in power. And the first thing they've done is to rob people the sense of belonging. Everything is theirs, including football. When the governor makes a street, it looks like he was the one who paid it from his own pocket. We were robbed the music, the parks, the squares and even football. And now they get surprised about people getting tired who ends up camping in the squares.

 

Do you understand them?

 

Of course I do, this is shit! I don't want to become a damn skeptic person, but I am a furious pessimist. After all I lived, I feel an hormonal marxist, without further ideological explanation. After 70 years of my life, I tested the disaster that capitalism created in everything that surrounds me. Do you know what a friend of Barcelona told me when he cam to study the fishing of shrims?

 

No, I don't...

 

Until Argentina doesn't start its geopolitical revolution, don't believe anyone. In 3000 Kms, we are unable to gather 600,000 people; and in only in the neighborhood of Matanzas, there are 4 million people in a place where only 500,000 could live. There is no way to live in a 14 million people city. It doesn't make any sense. They're just votes to drive the whole country. Misery is profitable for many people. I don't trust them. Don't tell me anymore lies while there still is a homeless kid in the streets. Do you remember Cromañón?

 

Yes, the burning at the disco Cromañon...

 

I was the coach of Independiente. It was a scandal, the kids died and they wanted to capture the survivors, it was a sick thing. Those days, while coming back from a training session, I got convinced about asking how many kids there were in the traffic lights. 9 in one, 7 in the next. From the bridge to my house, there were 120, all of them under 15 who were going to die as the ones of the disco, but because of drugs, violence and injustice. Who does respond of these deaths?

 

What does "football for everyone", the slogan of the government, reminds you of?

 

Football was robbed from people, it doesn't belong to them anymore. Because of that, the Argentinian NT just have supporters. The one who knows about football doesn't go to the stadium anymore, it doesn't have public, just spectators. What's the place of football in a state? It's business, let it be welcome; if it is a business that swallows the times, bad. And we ended up this way. Football is passional educative, a place of expression and the state should watch as long as they are non lucrative entities. But they looked somewhere else while they became limited companies and historical clubs disappeared, they burned them up. Here we had investment groups who sold for 3M euros while they bought by 300,000, the rest was for them. Sport in this country, at organizational level, is a complete disaster, they even created a secretary of sport and tourism, as if you could be tailor and butcher at the same time! It's crazy. The military people always put the dumbest one to drive sport, always.

 

Do you still want to train?

 

Yes, but not here. I see the pitch and I am like the musician who sees a guitar. But not here, not at all. There's sometimes that I am watching the youth of Barça, who I watch on TV, and I believe: "I could form a team of young players and defeat them, but the players would leave in just 6 months; the president would sell half team being 16. It's a shame.

 

Are you one of those who target Grondona?

 

No, well, Grondona has his share of fault, of course he has, by definition it's his fault over anyone else's. But he's not the only one. Where are the other projects? Which is the permissiveness of the Argentinian football with Grondona? Or is it fear? He's been there 35 years doing whatever he wanted. There's something even more serious, wonderful instiutions got destroyed, Ferrocarril, Platense. Well, it happens in Spain too... Tenerife in Segunda B, o the desperation of Cadiz. I loved Cadiz, I always liked them... I liked Betis, a lot. El Loco de la Colina (a Spanish TV showman) told me about training Betis. The matter is that, when I came from Atletico Madrid, I signed for River, and one week later, he called me to come to Betis. I wanted to die, I always wanted to train Betis.

 

In Argentina, isn't there anyone like Guardiola?

 

No, there's just one Guardiola, but given the case, people wouldn't let him exist. He would get murdered first. Here we just have Mourinhos or people like him, who just think in winning and, when they lose, it's not their fault; we know them since long ago.

 

What a dude. He has huge contradictions. Not so long ago, a friend went to Spain and assisted to a training session of Mou. He also watched Pep's. He told me that the sessions aren't that different, it's similar what they do, Mou is a good trainer. Conceptually, they're similar. But on the pitch, in the key moment, they have absolutely nothing in common. There are lots of Mourinhos, but there's just one Guardiola... In Barça and the Spanish NT, they've played good football, I am thankful to them. At the end, Luis Aragonés decided to be bullfighter instead of bull. Once I said that about Spain, they had to define themselves, and Luis got angry, but I always liked him...

 

Del Bosque said he wanted to be like Busquets, the tallest. Who do you want to be?

 

Good point the Busquets thing, he's one of the biggest talents of the Spanish football ever. A discovery. The first time I saw him I called a friend and told him: "I saw a kind of football player that had disappeared". He's a 'crack'. Personally, the best player I ever saw was Pelé, so I guess I would like to be Pelé. He was able to surprise you when he was going to head a ball: he raised even more and stopped it with his chest. You never knew what he was going to do.

 

Like Messi...

 

I believe there were 4 kings and the fifth is to come. Di Stéfano, Pelé, Cruyff and Maradona. We're still waiting for the fifth, who may be Messi or, by now, noone. He's the one who is closer, but you're not going to give him the crown after 5 years. To give Messi the crown, you must see him out of Barcelona and do what Maradona did in Napoles. That team was a band and Maradona made them an orchestra. Messi is a luxury, a wonderful thing, but I'd like to see him there. He doesn't have anything else to show to be the best of the World. But he still has something to do to be the best ever. I don't have any doubts that he can be the 5th king, but not yet. But do you know what's even better?

 

No...

 

Messi learns. Before, every time he took the ball, he used to think in winning the game by himself. Not now. He made an evolution. Here you have the hand of the master. What would have happened with these players without Pep... do you imagine Piqué without Pep?

 

Not really...

 

Piqué is Beckenbauer, a football player with a huge talent, but I doubt that any other coach had allowed to do what Pep allows him to do. It is not freedom, freedom is not given to anyone on the pitch, you win from knowledge. In your work place, if you give freedom to an idiot, he sinks the newspaper. This is the same; you must tell them what to do because they can't do it. You're free inside the idea and a functional pattern. Piqué doesn't do what he wants. In Barça, there's not absolute freedom, there are rules that allow the players to be very free and very happy, but there are rules.

 

Are you talking about 4-2-3-1, 3-4-3...

 

No, that's a telephone number. 4-2-3-1, 3-4-5-1... Once someone asked Di Stéfano how it was possible to play with a 2-3-5 and he answered: "But what do you think... do you think we were dumbasses who defended 5 forwards with 2 defenders?".

 

You had a meeting with Pep some years ago, when he had the intention to be coach. What did you discover in him?

 

There was something that made him different: He came here with a clear idea, he didn't came to me like others, looking for inspiration, waiting for me to tell them the way to go as if I were a Messiah... He came with his idea and left with his idea. I was tired of talking with young coaches who come looking for the truth. Pep did not come looking for an answer. He already knew it. I am worried because there's people waiting to shoot him down...

 

Well, I'd say that he knows it since the very first day.

 

He has an advantage; his past and noone can change it. In your memory, you take the things from that past that are useful to you. If you don't have any past, the present would be useless for you. Madrid can sign more and more players, at the end, they'll have them all, but the 5-0 in the Camp Nou is forever... I start to think and I can't find a game like that one, from all the ones I ever watched and, of course, participated...

It killed Mourinho for good.

 

After that game, you said that he [Mourinho] shit himself

 

In my neighborhood, we call it shit onelself down the legs. He shit himself. I watched the next game of [barcelona against] Madrid, with Higuain, Adebayor, Benzema and Kaka on the bench and I thought: He shit on himself again. It was the biggest signal of cowardice I ever saw in a big team. And, in Madrid, it is outrageous. The bull did not kill him and the guy ran away and never got near the bill again. But it's very hard what happened to him. Look for someone who left a Clásico so humilliated. I can't remember anyone. It's hard to swallow, eh, very hard.

 

What's going on in Argentina that makes Messi a bad player?

 

When I say that the Argentinian football suffered disculturization, I don't talk about people reading Borges before. The culture of football was that, when I passed a bad ball, the other 10 players looked at you. I remember that, once, I was going to kick a side foul, all the team was up in the rival's box, and I had to hang the ball. In the wall, there was just one player and I hit him. During one month, they were with the damn jokes: "If there's a free kick, let Menotti kick it". Look, do you know what happens with Argentina?

 

Ready to listen.

 

Football is like life, you don't wake up at 6 AM and start looking for the woman of your life. You find it or not. Every time that they play the ball, they want to win the game. It's terrible, this verticality, frightening. Why do we want a playmaker if we don't have anyone to assist to. In Barcelona, there are assistants who have players to assist. There are more passes than goals. It's all about that, passing the ball. It's not that difficult. I know that Batista has good intentions, but...

 

They want him to play like Barcelona

 

Idiots. What do they think? Do they think it's very easy to sing like Serrat? No, it's impossible. Do you know that he called me after I left the hospital? I love him a lot, but the man challenged me!! He told me, "listen old man, why don't you quit fucking around and start doing anything else better in life than smoking?

 

Did you listen to him?

 

I don't smoke and I am trying to write a book based on the lots of things I wrote and the interviews I keep. I don't know what will come out from this, maybe I discover the mysteries of football...

[Guest CheickMansour]

Fantastic interview. Good read. 

[Disco]

Stoke draw Hajduk in the Waffa Cup.

[McLoven11]

Stoke draw Hajduk in the Waffa Cup.

 

Good team, but very unlucky in Europe...

[Village Idiot]

Menotti, what a legend

[ponsaelius]

Man City's website is just so sexy.

 

It is like. Did it get mentioned in our "Is there anything at all to like about Man City?" thread? It should have.

[Guest je85]

Pierre Webó, possibly one of the worst finishers I have seen starting for a La Liga team, has gone on strike because he wants an improved contract.

 

Bit of a wanky thing to do to a club in Mallorca's position.

 

Proper cuntish

 

Get Carr over there, the search for the new #9 is over.

[LoveItIfWeBeatU]

People may think Mike Ashley is tight but he's got nothing on QPR owners Bernie Ecclestone (billionaire), Flavio Briatore (multi-millionaire) and Lakshmi Mittal (the world's 8th richest man).

 

http://sport.uk.msn.com/football/news/warnock-admits-transfer-fund-fears

 

Warnock admits transfer fund fears

 

Queens Park Rangers boss Neil Warnock has revealed he is unlikely to be allowed more than £1.25 million in transfer funds this summer as he prepares for life in the Premier League.

 

The R's secured promotion after winning the Championship last season but, despite the club's rich owners, there have been concerns over new signings.

 

Those concerns were eased this week when England striker Jay Bothroyd and former West Ham midfielder Kieron Dyer joined on free transfers, but Warnock believes DJ Campbell is likely to be the only player he buys.

 

"They've made it clear to me we've got to try and get value for money, don't spend transfer fees," he told talkSPORT. "They've agreed to pay £1.25 million for Campbell but I can't see any other money changing hands, other than DJ Campbell, if I'm honest.

 

"I thought I'd have a few million, if I'm honest. I was disappointed but it's not the end of the world. It would have been nice to have money to spend but it's just another one of those things in my managerial career where I have to show what I can do."

 

He added: "I look at the players I've brought in, Bothroyd and Dyer, and if I can get three or four more players of that quality, I'll be more than happy. I'm not despondent. I'd love money, every manager wants money. But it's not all doom and gloom."

 

Warnock could also lose inspirational midfielder Adel Taarabt after he expressed an interest in joining Paris St Germain.

 

"We don't know whether he's going to go or stay," he added on Sky Sports News. "It's up in the air at the moment.

 

"We're quite optimistic either way. If we lost him it would be easier for me in some respects, the money would come in handy, but I don't think we'll spend any of it.

 

"With his family all in France, and his girlfriend there as well, there's so many things to tempt you. He's going to be at a top club, (on) massive money.

 

"[Co-owner Flavio Briatore] is going to make the final decision on what money he accepts. PSG are close to making an offer. Whether it's enough for Flavio I don't know, but he'll be telling me as and when he either goes or if he's definitely staying."

[wormy]

How pissed off must QPR managers be. Such financial might behind the club and they can't touch a bit of it.

[Colocho]

 

Riverpool, Riverpool, Riverpoool, Riverpool hahahaha

[Village Idiot]

Just found out there's an European tournament for unemployed players:

 

http://www.fifpro.org/fifpro_tournament/players

[ponsaelius]

Just found out there's an European tournament for unemployed players:

 

http://www.fifpro.org/fifpro_tournament/players

 

Fair few names on there I recognise. (most from FM mind)

[Guest schmuck]

Just found out there's an European tournament for unemployed players:

 

http://www.fifpro.org/fifpro_tournament/players

 

That's a really cool idea

[alexf]

 

Riverpool, Riverpool, Riverpoool, Riverpool hahahaha

 

prove there why we can't compete with liverpool at the moment, must earn shit loads from shirt sales and that

[oldtype]

 

Riverpool, Riverpool, Riverpoool, Riverpool hahahaha

 

prove there why we can't compete with liverpool at the moment, must earn s*** loads from shirt sales and that

 

Liverpool are oddly popular in SE Asia from what I gather. They've got fuck all support up here in the proper civilized world.

 

At least our glory hunters go for a team that will actually win things.

[Guest ObiChrisKenobi]

LOLSPURS

[Disco]

They've got absolutely nothing on Man United in Malaysia like from my experience and since you can pick up the decent fakes too all over the place I wouldn't think they'd make as much as you think from shirt sales.

[Martin Lol]

West Ham have extended the renewal period for season tickets ....................... due to the high demand 

 

Can't wait for them to move into the Olympic Stadium.  Be even better if they are still in the Championship!

 

 

 

http://www.whufc.com/articles/20110601/201112-season-tickets_2236896_2387399

[Guest ObiChrisKenobi]

http://www.tonyblairoffice.org/page/-/images/sports/logos/partners/newcastle%20united%20foundation%20logo.JPG

 

Website:

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Foundation/Home

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/NewcastleUnitedFoundation

Twitter:

 

Newcastle United Foundation is an independent and registered charity supported by Newcastle United Football Club.

 

Our Mission

 

To use the local passion for football to encourage learning and promote healthy lifestyles that will make a real difference to the lives of disadvantaged children, young people and families in our region.

 

Our Aims

 

 

- To promote active and healthy lifestyles, particularly in disavantaged communities.

 

- To inspire children to learn and help young people reach their potential.

 

- To engage young people in constructive activities that build safe, strong communities.

 

- To promote equality and value diversity.

 

Contact Us

 

Newcastle United Foundation

St James' Park

Newcastle

NE1 4ST

0844 372 1892 x 8450

[email protected]

 

Seems to me that not many people are aware of the Newcastle United Foundation on this forum, so thought I'd create a post about it. The majority of the work that the Newcastle United Foundation do is aimed at children in the local community, bringing awareness of a healthy lifestyle, introducing sports and fitness, and offering opportunities for those that may not have had the chance.

 

Newcastle United Foundation (NUF) work with the local schools with the Match Fit, United In Education, and Enterprise Academy programs. All programs aim to increase awareness of health, fitness, and to help make learning fun.

 

NUF are also the people who run the end of season auction of player kits (signed shirts, boots, gloves, etc), grass from St. James' Park, and other items from within Newcastle United. I know a few people on here were a bit disappointed to not have found out about the last end of season auction until it had finished.

 

Its well worth keeping an eye on their Facebook and Twitter pages, as they're constantly updated with the latest news and events, and perhaps more interestingly for you guys - good offers.

I'll create a thread about the NUF if the feeling is it should have one.

 

--

#peterbeardsley pre-season pie & pint on Fri 12 Aug to raise funds for the Foundation. £14.95 a ticket. email [email protected] for tickets

[oldtype]

Fucking hell, 15 goals in 6 matches for Son Heung-Min now.

 

Yes, it's the pre-season and Hamburg are playing some absolutely abysmal teams, but still, I can dream.

[ponsaelius]

The next Cha Bum-Kun.