Keefaz Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Would you give him a slap? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Nah, I'd never use violence on the man who saved our club. If it was Freddy Shepherd though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Could I kick him in the shins? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antec Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Without a doubt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Ordinarily, I wouldn't resort to violence, but I don't think he'd fancy sticking around while I harangued him about his mishandling of... well, everything... for twenty minutes. So, a quick whack to the chops would have to suffice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd do as the Magpie Ranger would do.......I'd kick the fucker on his back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd puncture him with the power of words. really nasty words!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd cut his throat with a wham bar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 He hasn't got the stones to appear at a press conference never mind walk downa busy street in newcastle. But if he did, not sure what I would do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 He hasn't got the stones to appear at a press conference never mind walk downa busy street in newcastle. But if he did, not sure what I would do. Drag him down the dungeon and wait for Zed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 As I work in Grainger Street I would invite him in for cuppa & chat about things. Then dive into Pagebet for a few betws, a pint Yeats & then a KFC meal to finish it off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Grainger Street, eh. Let me quickly thing whats nearby. I know, I'd tell him to hold up, go into that shop that sells that shitty Warhammer stuff and twat him over the head with it. Clobbering Ashley while also reducing some spotty teenage geeks to tears 'cos I ruined a 'priceless' figurine. 2 birds with one stone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I know a lot of people, especially on here like to come across as well rounded human beings who are above the concepts of violence towards someone like Ashley. But if I'm being honest I really don't know what I would do as with football emotion usually overcomes most things, especially for us fans. More than likely I'd probably hurl a load of abuse at him and see what I got back. But I really couldn't say as I am that angry with him. Some would say shaking with rage as a matter of fact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 He hasn't got the stones to appear at a press conference never mind walk downa busy street in newcastle. But if he did, not sure what I would do. Drag him down the dungeon and wait for Zed? Zeds dead baby, zeds dead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd probably just get my gay mate to run up and kiss him whilst I take a photo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 No I wouldn't slap him. I'd burn his entire family with fire before beating him to death with my season ticket. I'd be literally shaking with rage if I saw him. http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/AngryManPT.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ7 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Id like to think i would crack him, even if it did get me lifted. Certainly he would get a load of abuse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I know a lot of people, especially on here like to come across as well rounded human beings who are above the concepts of violence towards someone like Ashley. But if I'm being honest I really don't know what I would do as with football emotion usually overcomes most things, especially for us fans. More than likely I'd probably hurl a load of abuse at him and see what I got back. But I really couldn't say as I am that angry with him. Some would say shaking with rage as a matter of fact. Not sure I'd actually do anything if it came to it, but I've never hated someone I don't know as much. And I'm a chilled cat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd have a pop under the right circumstances, I wouldn't go to prison for him or risk a conviction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd have a pop under the right circumstances, I wouldn't go to prison for him or risk a conviction. Just shout at the top of your voice its ashley when loads of charvers walk past. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd have a pop under the right circumstances, I wouldn't go to prison for him or risk a conviction. Just shout at the top of your voice its ashley when loads of charvers walk past. True, but i'd rather have the satisfaction of doing it myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd give him a ton of verbal abuse. I always think to myself that I would deck him but I'm not sure what I'd do....all I know is that I'd be fucking raging at him. If he said something cheeky back then I probably would smack him. But overall, as Tooj said, I am so angry with him that I don't know what I'd do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'd have a pop under the right circumstances, I wouldn't go to prison for him or risk a conviction. Just shout at the top of your voice its ashley when loads of charvers walk past. True, but i'd rather have the satisfaction of doing it myself. The one thing I've learnt from years of being really hard is that you will never be satisfied by smashing some cunt's face off. If anything I pity them as they writhe around in agony on the floor, struggling for breath after I crush their windpipe with my powerful thighs. Although I trust you probably know this already, you sound quite hard, not as hard as me but still who is. Maybe Steven Seagull is in with a shout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 He would be mobbed and kicked to death you would be very lucky to get a slap in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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