AlanSkÃrare Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Minus any hamstring troubles (a big if), i think he'll reach the ten goal mark for them. Crafty enough in the box to be an asset for them from set-pieces, & Stoke play for stoppages. Hope he breaks his legs in first game tbh When sitting still on the subs bench. I hope his body just falls apart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Hope he's fit to come to SJP. Reaction from the crowd last time broke him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Hope he's fit to come to SJP. Reaction from the crowd last time broke him As much as i would love that i would rather the PL tell Stoke to fuck off as they have submitted their list already. Stupid pricks been in talks for weeks so why did they fill the full 25 man squad? Tosspots! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 What I would give to witness him getting a good `70s kicking - preferably on the pitch. You know the type: owen bent over being held by the hair by two or three lads who are kicking him in the heed scarves a fluttering. (starred jumper & high-waisters optional, of course) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Hope he's fit to come to SJP. Reaction from the crowd last time broke him Aye, won't forget his post-match Twitter meltdown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Seems like most people want him beaten up or injured. I'd prefer him just to be humiliated on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Id like to see him anally violated by an over zealous elephant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Just remembered that my first ever toon kit with printing has this c***'s name on the back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Even Kenny Rogers advocated violence in certain circumstances. if not now...when? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I actually think he might knock a few goals in for these like. Think it's a no lose gamble if it's a pay as you play deal. If anything Owen just won't be getting paid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Id like to see him anally violated by an over zealous elephant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I want to see them just lob balls at him...as if its Crouch still playing, so just defenders powering 200mph balls at his head, and for the crowd to jeer him for not being able to hold the ball up... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'd like what happened to David Ames in Vanilla Sky to happen to him, on loop, until he died of heart break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'd like what happened to David Ames in Vanilla Sky to happen to him, on loop, until he died of heart break. pure poetry. Best suggestion so far, actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugatu Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 If they can't add to their premier league squad, I hope they give him the job of handing Rory Delap a towel to dry the ball for throw-ins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'd like what happened to David Ames in Vanilla Sky to happen to him, on loop, until he died of heart break. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 They won't even play him man. Oh how much I would love to see him schooled by Colo. Two contrasting pro's if ever I have seen it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Liverpool, Real Madrid, Newcastle, Man Utd....... Stoke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19487807 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,92830.msg3909807.html#msg3909807 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Michael Owen unveiled to Stoke City physiotherapists Stoke City’s new signing, Michael Owen, has been unveiled in front of Stoke City’s team of physiotherapists as he bids to secure a regular place on their treatment table. Owen, who left Man United in May, revealed he was keen to play a key part in Stoke City’s injury list. “I’m really looking forward to working with Stoke’s Medical staff,” he said “I can’t wait to not be fit enough to get started.” When asked what Stoke City fans can expect from him, the former Liverpool and Real Madrid striker revealed that he was fully committed to being unable to show them what he can do. “Stoke have a great set of fans and a great stadium,” he enthused. “I’m sure I’ll become closely acquainted with both of them as I spend most of my time sat in the stands” Michael Owen signs for Stoke Stoke’s manager, Tony Pulis, revealed that the signing of Owen will provide him with extra options. “Not having Michael available for selection will definitely give me something extra in post-match interviews,” he said. “Bemoaning my lack of options up front due to injuries will be essential to my success this season.” Stoke have revealed that official photographs confirming the signing of Owen could be put on hold for up to three months after he dislocated his shoulder trying to lift a club scarf above his head. The club’s Head Physio, Dave Watson, said: “We hope that Michael will be able to resume light scarf lifting by the end of November.” “If all goes to plan he could be able to fully lift the scarf above his head by the New Year.” “It’ll be like a new signing.” Read more: http://newsthump.com/2012/09/05/michael-owen-unveiled-to... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 “If all goes to plan he could be able to fully lift the scarf above his head by the New Year.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Break a leg, cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Hope he has a nightmare. Maybe he'll actually arse though if it's be only way he gets paid. And by the way, I don't think he's greedy especially. Loads of players are greedy, he's something worse, gutless and lacking ambition. Captaining us to relegation and loving sitting on the bench at Manu just to get an undeserved medal are what he's about. I think he'd take undeserved medal over money. He's just pathetic. May nick a few goals as he's obviously not totally shit, he just has a shit brain, and shit legs. Recall his best game in last season for us was 2'against stoke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Nicola McGeady @BoylesportsNMG Michael Owen is 4/6 to start less than 11 games for Stoke in the #EPL this season @Boylesports Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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