Si Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Honestly man "Who wants to see a video of me picking up my 100-grand car?!" I don't watch films. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 A dozen Jaguars. Yeah that's normal, Michael. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…:  Enjoy.  I service my car there.  It's a Mazda 3, but fuckit, a man can dream. Plus I drink all their hot chocolate whilst I wait. Score! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…:  Enjoy.   Car grows with success? I assume he traded in for a broken tricycle in 2009 then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…:  Enjoy.  I service my car there.  It's a Mazda 3, but fuckit, a man can dream. Plus I drink all their hot chocolate whilst I wait. Score!  With a bit of luck Michael Owen will crash in to you on the way out and speed out without swapping insurance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I hate this cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 How he's landed this job is beyond me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "I'm saying nothing about boos in this place". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Not too surprised that he finds it amusing. Prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Not too surprised that he finds it amusing. Prick. Â Tbf he seemed really bemused and offended at the time, which was nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "I'm saying nothing about boos in this place".  Incidentally, why is this smiley Milner and not Owen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Get fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Was asking an innocent question. Poor Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Not too surprised that he finds it amusing. Prick. Â Tbf he seemed really bemused and offended at the time, which was nice. Â True. Cluelessly in his delusional world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/hjcLMYa.jpg There you go, Dave. Smiley that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Remember that time when he said that nothing mattered because his mam and dad and wife like him? Â Odious prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Remember that time when he said that nothing mattered because his mam and dad and wife like him?  Odious prick.  Missed that. Reckon he's being a bit idealistic with that as well, they must be bored out of their minds with his patter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 They probably bought him his first horse in hopes he'd fall off the fucking thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Remember that time when he said that nothing mattered because his mam and dad and wife like him?  Odious prick.  Missed that. Reckon he's being a bit idealistic with that as well, they must be bored out of their minds with his patter.  "My mam says I'm cool" "That's not what I said, Michael" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Â Â Love his return to SJP Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I was gonna delete that, but when was the last time the stadium sounded like that on TV? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Jesus motherfucking Christ on a boat lost in the ocean without a cunt in sight, this bloke is the most boring bastard on earth. The droning drone droned on so much today I lost the will to fucking live. Something might have happened or it might have not. There was droning. Fucking hell. We will never get BT in my house. I'm going to have to jump up and down in a noisy room with some unexpected guests to put myself right now. Fucking twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 A horse dying is the, "Saddest day of his life", detestable little twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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