Danny Simpson (now retired)

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Eventually Danny Simpson won't be a Newcastle player.

[Ash]

Probably one of the worst full-back performances I've ever seen today. Positionally he just has no idea. The amount of times he gets caught inside looking lost is ridiculous, when he pushes forward he never tracks back and EVERY SINGLE time he gives the player three yards to cross the ball. Does he ever attend training? If so, are they not telling him these basic defending principals for a laugh? The amount of time he plays someone onside the stops as if to say 'well if I stop he must be offside' make me want to tear my hair out. And going forward I'd rather have Williamson trying to hit a cross. He's just utterly fucking useless. If he isn't replaced in January (I'd probably take a mannequin from John Lewis) after he moves to QPR for £80k a week then I'd be staggered. I'm amazed we don't have a 14 year old in one of the youth teams who isn't better than him. Just shit.

 

Whoah, you can't say that man! He's positionally sound and is a more than competent defender according to some on here.

[David28]

Last minute. Everyone in the box. Comes out to Danny Simpson 30 yards and he fucking volleys it first time

 

Thought the same. Going for personal glory in that situation is just not accaptable. Even more so when you're just Danny Simpson.

[Skeletor]

Set up the 2nd goal tbf. Shocking otherwise.

[Ronaldo]

Shame, had a good first half.

 

Did he shit. He wasted the ball time after time.

[wormy]

Eventually Danny Simpson won't be a Newcastle player.

 

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[Ishmael]

Simpson lacks the sense to ever make it as a professional footballer - so how he fucking managed it I have no clue.  Whatever level he ends up being demoted to he will still play the same extremely limited game and still make the same massive errors. 

 

Oh, but he's an athlete who gets lucky now and then...

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Simpson lacks the sense to ever make it as a professional footballer.  Whatever level he ends up being demoted to he will still play the same extremely limited game and still make the same massive errors. 

 

Oh, but he's an athlete who gets lucky now and then...

 

He's not really that athletic.

[Zero]

You have to wonder why we could be fifth when Danny is our first choice RB last year.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

We went deep into the Champions League with some absolutely shocking players at the back.

[Smal]

I thought he was really good first half, even going forward he was much better. Second half he was unbelievably shit.

[Guest neesy111]

We went deep into the Champions League with some absolutely shocking players at the back.

 

They were better, than the lot we have now though.

[Ishmael]

He is the most limited player I have ever seen in a Newcastle shirt.  I hope he reads this.

[oldtype]

I think the best thing I can say about him is that he's better than any right-back we played during the Roeder era with the exception of Solano out of position.

[Guest diddimz]

Had some good moments today that are overshadowed by being a total muppet

[Guest bimpy474]

We went deep into the Champions League with some absolutely shocking players at the back.

 

Aaron Hughes and Andy Griffin were better than him by miles, as average as they were.

[afar]

Got to say how awful he looked again today, hopefully the manager and board saw the same things the fans did and not the one moment of decent play from him. Make you nervous as hell when the ball goes his way and offensively 99/100 kills our attacking momentum. Clearly we need a different type of full back with the way we play.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

We went deep into the Champions League with some absolutely shocking players at the back.

 

Aaron Hughes and Andy Griffin were better than him by miles, as average as they were.

 

Oh aye I know.

[Guest palnese]

He is the most limited player I have ever seen in a Newcastle shirt.  I hope he reads this.

 

Williamson is just as bad.

[Ishmael]

Had some good moments today that are overshadowed by being a total muppet

 

His good moments are standard for everybody else.  Like praising a baby when he doesn't s*** his nappy in public.

[Ronaldo]

He is the most limited player I have ever seen in a Newcastle shirt.  I hope he reads this.

 

Williamson is just as bad.

 

Williamson is shit but not as bad as this cunt.

[Varadi]

Played that little Mexican cunt on for the winner - absolute basics of fullback play, you never get caught behind your centre-halfs.

[Guest Tyson]

We went deep into the Champions League with some absolutely shocking players at the back.

 

Aaron Hughes and Andy Griffin were better than him by miles, as average as they were.

 

I liked Griffin. Tidy on-the-ball, and he let his opposite number know they were in for a contest. Just a pity that his body couldn't keep with his robust style.

 

Because the wing-battle is arguably the most isolated match-up on the park i'm not objectionable to seeing a fb laying into his man with a robust challenge, especially early. I like to see a fb knock a bit of the bravado out of a winger- create a bit of doubt, so they ll look to play the easy inside ball, ultimately smothering their width and penetration down one flank..

 

Simpson isn't a modern day attacking fb (as he tried to demonstrate today with his showboating at an opportune time in attack). Nor is he a shutdown specialist in defense, not even remotely close.  Right up there with Ramag  in the fucking limited footballer department. made worse when coupled with the billy bigbollocks persona. Ryder will probably get his usual in-the-aftermath (with the call to arms shite) exclusive though, ahead of the arsenal fixture

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[ponsaelius]

Get rid and buy Hugo Mallo from Celta Vigo.

[Guest bimpy474]

We went deep into the Champions League with some absolutely shocking players at the back.

 

Aaron Hughes and Andy Griffin were better than him by miles, as average as they were.

 

I liked Griffin. Tidy on-the-ball, and he let his opposite number know they were in for a contest. Just a pity that his body couldn't keep with his robust style.

 

Because the wing-battle is arguably the most isolated match-up on the park i'm not objectionable to seeing a fb laying into his man with a robust challenge, especially early. I like to see a fb knock a bit of the bravado out of a winger- create a bit of doubt, so they ll look to play the easy inside ball, ultimately smothering their width and penetration down one flank..

 

Simpson isn't a modern day attacking fb (as he tried to demonstrate today with his showboating at an opportune time in attack). Nor is he a shutdown specialist in defense, not even remotely close.  Right up there with Ramag  in the fucking limited footballer department. made worse when coupled with the billy bigbollocks persona. Ryder will probably get his usual in-the-aftermath (with the call to arms shite) exclusive though, ahead of the arsenal fixture

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Nice detail (and i mean that, not taking the piss).

 

You could have just put "he's shit". I'm sick of seeing such a poor footballer playing for us, him alongside Williamson just makes me want to cry tbh.