Mike Williamson (now unemployed)

[Karjala]

Honestly don't know how this lad keeps getting a game, he is utter fucking shite. Every single match we come on here and slate him for his shit performance.

[Skeletor]

Honestly don't know how this lad keeps getting a game, he is utter fucking shite. Every single match we come on here and slate him for his shit performance.

 

He's all we have?

[Dave]

Honestly don't know how this lad keeps getting a game, he is utter fucking shite. Every single match we come on here and slate him for his shit performance.

 

 

There's nobody else.

[Deuce]

Perch is a better footballer than Williamson. He is just nowhere good enough in the air to play central defender. I don't mind Perch as much as I mind Williamson and its quite obvious why. I would do a better job than Williamson and I haven't played professional football.

 

Why do people say such stupid shit?

 

Ban that sick filth.

[captainhaircut]

Guaranteed to play on Monday as they'll be petrified of Hangeland at set pieces.

[Flip]

Perch is a better footballer than Williamson. He is just nowhere good enough in the air to play central defender. I don't mind Perch as much as I mind Williamson and its quite obvious why. I would do a better job than Williamson and I haven't played professional football.

 

Why do people say such stupid s***?

 

 

[Unbelievable]

So glad we decided to invest our tiny transfer budget in another defensive midfield player last summer.

[littlelunchbox]

I'd rather have Perch tbh. I just like players who are comfortable on the ball and seems less likely to panic under pressure.

 

Perchy in. 

 

no more Willo hoofs and dropping clangers every game.  He's starting to worry me in the same ways like the days of Bramble, you're just waiting for that obligatory clanger to be dropped each game by the player, just don't know at what minute of the game it will happen.

 

And if he does happen to have a good game, you just wished he made that clanger early on, so we don't concede one late on like a eqializer or a winning goal by the opposition because of his inevitable cock up.

[Unbelievable]

I'd rather have Perch tbh. I just like players who are comfortable on the ball and seems less likely to panic under pressure.

 

Perchy in. 

 

no more Willo hoofs and dropping clangers every game.  He's starting to worry me in the same ways like the days of Bramble, you're just waiting for that obligatory clanger to be dropped each game by the player, just don't know at what minute of the game it will happen.

 

And if he does happen to have a good game, you just wished he made that clanger early on, so we don't concede one late on like a eqializer or a winning goal by the opposition because of his inevitable cock up.

 

Bramble was an infinitely better player for us.

[littlelunchbox]

I'd rather have Perch tbh. I just like players who are comfortable on the ball and seems less likely to panic under pressure.

 

Perchy in. 

 

no more Willo hoofs and dropping clangers every game.  He's starting to worry me in the same ways like the days of Bramble, you're just waiting for that obligatory clanger to be dropped each game by the player, just don't know at what minute of the game it will happen.

 

And if he does happen to have a good game, you just wished he made that clanger early on, so we don't concede one late on like a eqializer or a winning goal by the opposition because of his inevitable cock up.

 

Bramble was an infinitely better player for us.

 

really? Willo that bad?  I remember Bramble hoofed it a lot as well.

[Ronaldo]

You can't even begin to compare the two as footballers, to be honest.

[Ronaldo]

I'd rather have Perch tbh. I just like players who are comfortable on the ball and seems less likely to panic under pressure.

 

Perchy in. 

 

no more Willo hoofs and dropping clangers every game.  He's starting to worry me in the same ways like the days of Bramble, you're just waiting for that obligatory clanger to be dropped each game by the player, just don't know at what minute of the game it will happen.

 

And if he does happen to have a good game, you just wished he made that clanger early on, so we don't concede one late on like a eqializer or a winning goal by the opposition because of his inevitable cock up.

 

Bramble was an infinitely better player for us.

 

really? Willo that bad?  I remember Bramble hoofed it a lot as well.

 

Aye, to one of the wingers, usually.

[Jill]

I fancy him a bit, please intervene.

[Unbelievable]

I fancy him a bit, please intervene.

 

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/Comp_Matches/01/86/45/02/1864502_w1.jpg

[Jill]

Well now I just want to comb his hair.

[Unbelievable]

Well now I just want to comb his hair.

 

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-williamson-big-lad.jpg

[Jill]

And poke on his cheeks so he's forced to exhale. You're not helping.

 

Hopefully I'll sleep it off.

[Conjo]

I'd rather have Perch tbh. I just like players who are comfortable on the ball and seems less likely to panic under pressure.

 

Perchy in. 

 

no more Willo hoofs and dropping clangers every game.  He's starting to worry me in the same ways like the days of Bramble, you're just waiting for that obligatory clanger to be dropped each game by the player, just don't know at what minute of the game it will happen.

 

And if he does happen to have a good game, you just wished he made that clanger early on, so we don't concede one late on like a eqializer or a winning goal by the opposition because of his inevitable cock up.

 

Bramble was an infinitely better player for us.

 

really? Willo that bad?  I remember Bramble hoofed it a lot as well.

 

His quality of passing was his best and most consistent attribute imo.

[Ikon]

Looks like Bale in that picture.

[Jill]

That's done it.

[Ronaldo]

I'd rather have Perch tbh. I just like players who are comfortable on the ball and seems less likely to panic under pressure.

 

Perchy in. 

 

no more Willo hoofs and dropping clangers every game.  He's starting to worry me in the same ways like the days of Bramble, you're just waiting for that obligatory clanger to be dropped each game by the player, just don't know at what minute of the game it will happen.

 

And if he does happen to have a good game, you just wished he made that clanger early on, so we don't concede one late on like a eqializer or a winning goal by the opposition because of his inevitable cock up.

 

Bramble was an infinitely better player for us.

 

really? Willo that bad?  I remember Bramble hoofed it a lot as well.

 

His quality of passing was his best and most consistent attribute imo.

 

It's the main reason Bobby bought him instead of the other CBs he was looking at.

[Flip]

Bramble had his concentration lapses. But only time I was at St James Park he was the best player on the pitch. Winning everything in the air. Back then we never lost a single ball in the air thanks to Bramble and Shearer.

 

Obviously he was terrible for a lot but he definitely had something about him, something Willo doesn't.

[Mr. Snrub]

Perch is no better than Williamson.

 

You must be joking.

[sempuki]

Les Ferdinand laughing at his lack of pace on ITV4

[Guest Tyson]

I'd rather have Perch tbh. I just like players who are comfortable on the ball and seems less likely to panic under pressure.

 

Perchy in. 

 

no more Willo hoofs and dropping clangers every game.  He's starting to worry me in the same ways like the days of Bramble, you're just waiting for that obligatory clanger to be dropped each game by the player, just don't know at what minute of the game it will happen.

 

And if he does happen to have a good game, you just wished he made that clanger early on, so we don't concede one late on like a eqializer or a winning goal by the opposition because of his inevitable cock up.

 

Bramble was an infinitely better player for us.

 

Yep.

 

As a physical & athletic stopper (man-marker), there is no comparison.

 

The one-on-one battles rarely were 'the' concern with Bramble. He just needed a babysitter, or an organiser alongside - to keep his mind on point for 90mins.