Guest BooBoo Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Looks like he's still on his crusade to fuck a female for the first time in three years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I don't know if I should feel sorry for him, or not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 We should pay martyn to post here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 We should pay martyn to post here. And immediately send him links to mimi and Jill's profiles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 geordie4eva69 martyn @ @brad_inman8 hey im getting intouch with epilepsy organisation in leeds to raise cash for my disability which is epilepsy would u support It's not a disability, what a doyle! I've known a few blokes with epilepsy & they've all been normal fellows with jobs & they never regarded it as a disability. It is a disability, it's hardly life halting though, I think the only real downside of it is not being able to drive, aside from the obvious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Looks like he's still on his crusade to f*** a female for the first time in three years. 36 years, you mean. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 In case anyone is not following thebig_sam - quality TheBig_Sam notBigSam Then Big Sam the killer whale swims up and is all "yeah? Think you're something special do you?" and then BOOM. Total. Fucking. Destruction. 1 hour ago » TheBig_Sam notBigSam So many managers in this division act like they're great white sharks, thinking they're all amazing and, like, totally badass and shit. TheBig_Sam notBigSam Powerful, brutal & devastating. In many ways Big Sam is the orca of professional football, feasting upon the baby seals of the Championship. 1 hour ago » TheBig_Sam notBigSam Watching a documentary about Killer Whale's on the telly. Magnificent beasts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 He's brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 @TheBig_SamnotBigSam Not gonna lie - I've just had an amazing 69er. And fair play to the wife for taking my full weight on top of her. Big Sam is a big unit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 @TheBig_SamnotBigSam Not gonna lie - I've just had an amazing 69er. And fair play to the wife for taking my full weight on top of her. Big Sam is a big unit. lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 The Owen Hargreaves parody account is quality: "Feeling great guys. But tell me, as I can't remember, it is normal for my knee to look like this after a game, right?" http://p.twimg.com/AZ5u4wGCMAAN4yu.jpg "True to their word, Manchester United have sent my medical records. They've just arrived" http://p.twimg.com/AaClZzfCQAAtPsX.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 It's the vivid images that Big Sam conjures up that make him excellent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Sent some abuse to Louis Saha last night it appears. I don't regret it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 The lunatic is back, claiming his account was hacked resulting in the plethora of perky messages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 AliGupter AliGupter @louissaha08 Good work making the Everton squad each week bro. #completefailure #loadofshite #overratedcunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I really dislike him. I wish Gabby Obertan had Twitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 AliGupter AliGupter @louissaha08 Good work making the Everton squad each week bro. #completefailure #loadofshite #overratedcunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Geordie4eva: bored, skint, hungry and horny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Geordie4eva: bored, skint, hungry and horny. He forgot epileptic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Fucking Ali and Martyn They need an exchange between the two of them, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Fucking Ali and Martyn They need an exchange between the two of them, man. He blocked me on Twitter, the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slarth Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 themichaelowen michael owen Who is responsible for abusing my locker? Wouldn't mind but I gave up doing my daughters jigsaw after 10 minutes! http://yfrog.com/h0xueuddj 1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 geordie4eva69 martyn @ @twitter i cant get rid of these 4 followers please help and i want my account closed plus delete my profile pic please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 He's so boring it forces peoples' pranks on him to be boring ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Fair play to him not taking himself seriously for once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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