Twitter

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

:lol:

 

[Interpolic]

[Disco]

Using Twitter right that is. Well funny.

[sempuki]

Someone has nowt better to do:

 

https://twitter.com/JOrmeFootball/status/504233889897119744/photo/1

[Decky]

Retards haven't a clue how easy it is to make that shit.

[joeyt]

ewan ‏@ewanwalker111 1h

 

@Carra23 hi Jamie. What's the best chat up line you know?

 

 

Jamie Carragher ‏@Carra23 57m

 

@ewanwalker111 Hi I'm mates with Gary Neville.

[Si]

ewan ‏@ewanwalker111 1h

 

@Carra23 hi Jamie. What's the best chat up line you know?

 

 

Jamie Carragher ‏@Carra23 57m

 

@ewanwalker111 Hi I'm mates with Gary Neville.

 

Brilliant

[LooneyToonArmy]

noticed Tino Asprilla is on twatter and did the oh so fashionable bucket challenge.

 

 

Nominated Les Ferdinand (2 days ago)

[Al Moody]

What a fashionable bastard.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

@nufcfans  Sep 1

At times like these the most annoying tweets are the ones that read 'relegation awaits' - extremely negative, doom and gloom / UF #NUFC

.

.

@femi_7  Sep 1

@nufcfans annoying! Things aren't bad @ all to be honest, good signings who will show their class once they settle. Patience needed. #nufc

.

.

@MankoBranko  22h

@femi_7 @nufcfans Morons

.

.

@femi_7  28m

@MankoBranko what if we'd signed only 3 players b4 deadline day & then signed the rest on that day? I bet ur views would be different #nufc

 

Stupid drooling fucktard.

[Guest firetotheworks]

Umar is a complete cunt. Everyone knows that.

[Ryan_Taylor]

It's well known that Umar is a ballsack like.

[Disco]

Another one who gets kicks out of winding up NUFC supporters. No wonder he likes Pardew.

[Collage]

@lee_ryder: Exclusive: Faustino Asprilla offers his services as Newcastle United striker coach http://t.co/UI0ckaVqtz #NUFC

[LV]

@lee_ryder: Exclusive: Faustino Asprilla offers his services as Newcastle United striker coach http://t.co/UI0ckaVqtz #NUFC

 

It's fine Tino, Steve Stone and John Carver have got this. 

[Guest firetotheworks]

Imagine Tino telling strikers to do things that he thinks are perfectly normal.

[BlueStar]

Obviously thinks he's gone as far as he can as Mario Balotelli's life coach.

 

 

[Ryan_Taylor]

 

Imagine Tino telling strikers to do things that he thinks are perfectly normal.

 

Like running towards the goal

[Guest reefatoon]

Fuck it, get the crazy bastard in as manager.

[Guest Craig-NUFC]

He has offered in the past and was wanting to help form links with clubs in Colombia so we could have first option on youth players/they could come train with us for experience, which we obviously turned down. Seem to remember Nobby and Ginola offer to coach too.

[timeEd32]

Doesn't someone on here run this account?

 

@UtdForNewcastle: Heard some disturbing, but not unsurprising stuff about the atmosphere in the dressing room today, from a player at the club.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: For obvious reasons I can't disclose a source, but they're a fringe first team player. Several things:

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 1) While no personal animosity exists, Coloccini and Jonas apparently believe Pardew to be the worst coach they've ever worked under.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 2) Player doesn't even know where Jonas is. 3) Player has been lied to by Pardew about playing time recently. 4) Organisation at club awful.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: Now, I'm not trying to be libellous so I'm going to have to add the word 'apparently' to all that. But the source is good.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 5) Player wants to go on loan, but it's been blocked. 6) Atmosphere at club means player wants to leave for own future despite being fan.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 7) Colo stayed for the fans. Whilst there were personal problems, he wanted out to get away from Pardew and the toxicity.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: Finally 8) Ben Arfa genuinely is quite unpopular in the dressing room, but that may well be down to his attitude due to being screwed over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Thomson Mouse]

he may as well have named them after all that. It narrows it down to about 2 people

[KaKa]

The Colo to Argentina thing did reek of having had enough of things. The Jonas exclusion also seems like there's a problem there too.

 

Having read that wouldn't be surprised if it's Sammy, as he has suddenly been pushed to the side a bit, for no apparent reason.

[Belfast Boy]

Except Sammy clearly loves Hatem. Has to be Taylor or Armstrong I think.

[Guest Roger Kint]

Doesn't someone on here run this account?

 

@UtdForNewcastle: Heard some disturbing, but not unsurprising stuff about the atmosphere in the dressing room today, from a player at the club.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: For obvious reasons I can't disclose a source, but they're a fringe first team player. Several things:

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 1) While no personal animosity exists, Coloccini and Jonas apparently believe Pardew to be the worst coach they've ever worked under.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 2) Player doesn't even know where Jonas is. 3) Player has been lied to by Pardew about playing time recently. 4) Organisation at club awful.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: Now, I'm not trying to be libellous so I'm going to have to add the word 'apparently' to all that. But the source is good.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 5) Player wants to go on loan, but it's been blocked. 6) Atmosphere at club means player wants to leave for own future despite being fan.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: 7) Colo stayed for the fans. Whilst there were personal problems, he wanted out to get away from Pardew and the toxicity.

 

@UtdForNewcastle: Finally 8) Ben Arfa genuinely is quite unpopular in the dressing room, but that may well be down to his attitude due to being screwed over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spoke to a member of the first team squad this week. He's mainly in reserves, but he doesn't even know where Jonas is. Apparently he just isn't discussed.