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By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.

 

No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.

 

Seriously though, if you are, do.

 

Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself.

 

Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke..." there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.

 

I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."

 

Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags!

 

"Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing."

 

Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!

 

"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that."

 

God, I'm just caught in a fucking web.

 

"Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..."

 

How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?

 

"What didya do today honey?"

 

"Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight." [snores] "Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?" [snores] "Yeah, you know the mums will love it." [snores]

 

Sleep like fucking children, don't ya, this is your world isn't it?

 

Quality ad.

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Nike always do sick world cup ads, this one may have just ovetaken my previous favourite from France 98 with the Brazil team in the airport.

 

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Anyone remember a nike advert from years back where loads of top footballers were shown on electronic billboards around the world? They were kicking a ball to each other and when they made contact with the ball, that part of the screen exploded. It was fucking brilliant but i can't find it anywhere.

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Anyone remember a nike advert from years back where loads of top footballers were shown on electronic billboards around the world? They were kicking a ball to each other and when they made contact with the ball, that part of the screen exploded. It was fucking brilliant but i can't find it anywhere.

 

Yeah I remember that, cool ad. Can't believe it's from 1994 though.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH7cPlaMB8

 

 

PS- Youtube's blocked at work, so I hope that's the right video.

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Anyone remember a nike advert from years back where loads of top footballers were shown on electronic billboards around the world? They were kicking a ball to each other and when they made contact with the ball, that part of the screen exploded. It was f***ing brilliant but i can't find it anywhere.

 

Yeah I remember that, cool ad. Can't believe it's from 1994 though.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH7cPlaMB8

 

 

PS- Youtube's blocked at work, so I hope that's the right video.

 

Yeah, that's the one. I can't believe it's 16 years old.

Top work French William!

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