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C'Mon then Wayne, wheres your red mist now you great big scouse fanny?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*And then pray to fuck his cramp kicks back in as I sprint like a bastard out of Africa.

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Tbh, would Smith and Nolan have done any worse in the middle tonight? :-)

Embarrassingly no. They'd go for it.

Embarrasingly !!!!!! Do you know how good K Nolan is ?

20 goal a season midfielder gonna win us Euro12

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I simply walk into the middle of the room, take off all my clothes, fall to my knees and just burst into tears.

 

As they come to comfort me, I stand up and slap each and everyone of them with my cock. I proceed to shout "You see that just there motherfuckers? That's how pathetic you looked on the pitch tonight. Yeah, that's right. You might as well have all been on the floor, naked and crying like babies. In fact I'd have more respect for you right now if you did."

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Grab Lennon, shaft him up the ass with no lube, let the players hear his screams. Then tell them they will all be getting it if they gont get into the 2nd Round.

 

If I was an England fan of course.

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