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Jordan

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No I dont play for Newcastle.

 

When we're going down with a whimper there'll be no valid reason to blame me man!

 

Since when did we need a valid reason? That's why we hve scapegoats, man! :shifty:

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Guest togsy

A witness said: "His watch was a big shiny square thing covered in jewels, the light was flashing off it.

 

"I don't know what make it was, but it was worth a few quid."

 

 

 

What a heap of sh1te

 

 

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Aye, I reckon I'd be a bit of a flash cunt but I just can't imagine, even if I had millions in the bank, that I'd ever be of the mindset where I thought along the lines of "£20,000 for something that will tell me the time, aye why not, I'll take it".

 

Couldn't bare to part with more than twenty quid for one now so £20,000 if I was rolling in it would be a bloody struggle too.

 

I see taking my phone out of my pocket as a cheaper solution to checking the time.

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Guest firetotheworks

I'd play it all James Bond tbh. Not flashy, just understated but absolute quality.

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I'd play it all James Bond tbh. Not flashy, just understated but absolute quality.

 

It's all about being understated. Anything too overt just comes off tacky for the most part.

 

:thup:

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