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So as we feared and most people pointed out.  It was WBA's complete ineptitude making him look good.  As opposed to Taylor actually playing well.  I think the same can be said for the majority of the team, TBH.  We made Chelsea seem like a great team, again.

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If you're in trouble he will save the day

He's brave and fearless come what may

He's strong as an ox and he's going grey

It's Steven, Steven, Steven Taylor

Without him life would be much grimmer

He's handsome, trim and no-one slimmer

He moves like he carries a zimmer

 

He's Steven Steven Taylor

As reliable as a clapped out banger

He's never been mistaken for Beckenbauer

He's not curly or a World Cup winner

 

Master of the fist pump and injuries

His command of the back four is uncanny

How come he's thick as pigshit? Don't ask me.

Ask Steven, Steven, Steven Taylor

 

You'll never meet anyone as dimmer

But if we play our cards right

Then he might just pop up with the winner

He's Steven, Steven, Taylor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest firetotheworks

Isn't there a Superhero that actually just makes things worse, then walks away like he saved the day? If there isn't then Steven Taylor needs to buy the rights, the useless cunt.

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Guest firetotheworks

People really forget just how shite he is when he comes back from injury

 

I think it's more repression tbh, everyone hates him but probably just wants to forget.

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Isn't there a Superhero that actually just makes things worse, then walks away like he saved the day? If there isn't then Steven Taylor needs to buy the rights, the useless cunt.

 

 

:lol:

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Guest Roger Kint

Isn't there a Superhero that actually just makes things worse, then walks away like he saved the day? If there isn't then Steven Taylor needs to buy the rights, the useless cunt.

 

Hes a shit Hancock :lol:

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Isn't there a Superhero that actually just makes things worse, then walks away like he saved the day? If there isn't then Steven Taylor needs to buy the rights, the useless cunt.

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144huYmUpL._UY200_RI_UY200_.jpg

 

With a fistpump too.

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