Shola Ameobi

[Guest neesy111]

Is a dad.

 

[Cajun]

  On 02/04/2013 at 22:09, neesy111 said:

Is a dad.

 

 

We're set for years.

[alexf]

Just imagine Shola Ameobi being your dad. 

[fraz77]

His newborn bairn is called Noah 

[TBG]

Noah way!

[Ryan_Taylor]

WOAH NOAH AMEOBI!

 

 

[TBG]

I bet he was in a floods of tears, this will be a new ark in the life of Shola.

[TaylorJ_01]

Did they deliver the baby by playing an offside trap?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

  On 04/04/2013 at 12:11, TaylorJ_01 said:

Did they deliver the baby by playing an offside trap?

 

Eh?

 

[TaylorJ_01]

Shoe-horned joke, yes.

[AlanSkÃrare]

  On 04/04/2013 at 11:47, fraz77 said:

His newborn bairn is called Noah 

 

THAT'S. MY. NAME.

 

There is a Noah Ameobi.

 

I don't know. What do I do? How do I react to this?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

  On 04/04/2013 at 12:15, AlanSkärare said:

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His newborn bairn is called Noah 

 

THAT'S. MY. NAME.

 

There is a Noah Ameobi.

 

I don't know. What do I do? How do I react to this?

 

Just with pride.

[TaylorJ_01]

  On 04/04/2013 at 12:15, AlanSkärare said:

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His newborn bairn is called Noah 

 

THAT'S. MY. NAME.

 

There is a Noah Ameobi.

 

I don't know. What do I do? How do I react to this?

 

Call your son, Shola.

[AlanSkÃrare]

  On 04/04/2013 at 12:17, TaylorJ_01 said:

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His newborn bairn is called Noah 

 

THAT'S. MY. NAME.

 

There is a Noah Ameobi.

 

I don't know. What do I do? How do I react to this?

 

Call your son, Shola.

 

Aye. There's no other way.

 

I need a picture of this guy. For some reason I just imagine Shola coming out on the steps of SJP where Shearer was introduced to the fans like Rafiki did with Simba.

[Ryan_Taylor]

In 18 years time this thread title will be Shola Ameobi - World Class (...Reproducer)

 

[TaylorJ_01]

His sons name is exactly what I say when he comes on the pitch.

 

"No! Ah! Ameobi!"

[TaylorJ_01]

bye

[Rich]

I know it's been said a million times before in scenarios such as this and was probably covered in the match thread during real time but this guy was proper useful when he came on tonight wasn't he? Fuck. Me.

 

[Barnes23]

  On 04/04/2013 at 22:22, Rich said:

I know it's been said a million times before in scenarios such as this and was probably covered in the match thread during real time but this guy was proper useful when he came on tonight wasn't he? f***. Me.

 

 

Did nothing but give away possession via offsides and fouls. Terrible substitution.

[Yorkie]

To clutch at the tiniest of straws, you could say he slowed the tempo of the game down by causing so many stoppages. But, I mean, Benfica had chilled out by then pretty much.

 

I've really exhausted the extent of my glass-half-full capabilities there, like.

 

Good old Shola. Just rubbish, man.

[Hanshithispantz]

Opposition effectively sitting on the half way line. Bring on Shola.

 

If I didn't laugh I'd cry.

[Pilko]

He muddled our attacking efforts in the closing stages like he does when we're chasing the game. We hardly ever build up a head of steam and attack in stoppage time, we always seem to concede daft fouls and offsides and make it dead easy for the oppo.

[Rich]

3 fouls, 1 offside and 1 yellow card in 13 minutes. That's more fouls than any other player of ours managed in the entire fucking game.

 

Where is cameo Shola of 11/12?

[Guest bimpy474]

  On 04/04/2013 at 22:26, Rich said:

3 fouls, 1 offside and 1 yellow card in 13 minutes. That's more fouls than any other player of ours managed in the entire fucking game.

 

Where is cameo Shola of 11/12?

 

Coming on when you are in front, holding the ball up 11/12. Is very different to chasing a game when behind 12/13.

 

Limited player for limited tactics imo.

[Rich]

Thought Spurs was one of his best showings last season and we were 2-1 down then. Probably more than that too but I can't be arsed to go looking.

 

He, like a few of them, has totally lost whatever he had found during the last campaign.