Ketsbaia Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 My mate said an old lady in his street had someone crash into the back of her car lately. Not badly, but when they both stepped out of their cars she didn't know who it was. It was Shola - in a hat! He went "Don't you know who I am?" and she genuinely didn't, although the police officers were frothing over him. That story would be rubbish with any other player, but with our slow mumbling, lazy, hat-wearing, apple eating, bike-riding Shola it adds something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 your mate made up a story? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 nope, he's not a good liar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Deeply depressing stuff. Particularly awful when alone upfront as he won't run the channels, will be constantly offside and will constantly foul the oppositions centrebacks all day. I can't wait. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Recoba Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I am a bit of a Shola apologist, but unless he is 100 per cent fit we cant afford him as a passenger on his own up front. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I think the whole 100 per cent fit thing is an excuse for how shite he is to be honest. Never seems to be fully fit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 He couldn't really run when he first broke into the side at 19 and things have gotten far worse in that respect. He's a complete waste of a shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 He couldn't really run when he first broke into the side at 19 and things have gotten far worse in that respect. He's a complete waste of a shirt. Lovenkrands didn't sign for us until his late twenties Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Recoba Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 The thing is there are tons of awful strikers in the Premiership and loads of clubs have their own Shola. Everton - 2011 Yakubu (past it) Villa- Heskey West Ham - McCarthy or C Cole Blackburn - Benjani All with decent physical attributes but dont seem to use them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 And all are far better than Shola. C.Cole isn't awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loven11 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Found this wallpaper of him on google images : http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2113/shola.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 i like that actually quite nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 What is with wallpapers being in dump image sizes. You'd think it was the 90s. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 And all are far better than Shola. C.Cole isn't awful. Benjani and McCarthy certainly aren't. Not the current versions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 he's a crock of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 he's a crock of shit. but hes our crock of shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 And good to wheel out against the unwashed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Pray he has one of his half decent games tomorrow. Someone tell him the Mackems have started playing in Blue and White Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 And all are far better than Shola. C.Cole isn't awful. He's got nothing on Shola when the bal is in the box tho'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 A week ago, Cole scored twice against Fulham. When was the last time Shola scored 2 goals from open play at this level? I can't even remember. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Carlton Cole is absolutely dreadful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 A week ago, Cole scored twice against Fulham. When was the last time Shola scored 2 goals from open play at this level? I can't even remember. If I recall, that was the first time Cole had EVER scored a brace in a PL game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Still waiting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 A week ago, Cole scored twice against Fulham. When was the last time Shola scored 2 goals from open play at this level? I can't even remember. doesn't mean a great deal, i've seen many players score braces and have shite games, i've seen players play very well after months pf being poor then follow it with monre months of beiong poor. what matters is players playing well week in, week out or at leasy playing well a lot more often than they don't. between cole and ameobi over the last few months , there ain't a lot to pick between them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Ameobi is miles ahead of Carlton Cole. Shola can actually head the ball well and is a good finisher on his day, only thing Cole has on Shola is pace. Shola gets far too much stick on here, he's a decent player who has seen his career riddled by injury. People say he was shit from the start but that is absolute bollocks, I remember a young Shola and Lomana Lua Lua tearing apart Bayer Leverkusen on their own patch. Too many with short memories on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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