James Perch

[Neil]

Can I assume it's a case, tries hard but truly not cut out at this level? In which case, where does the blame lie? Hughton for thinking he would be able to cut it?

 

There was quite an amusing moment at Man City where your 3 other defenders were all in a line, dropping back, and Perch was bumbling about at the top of the screen, not looking like he knew which way to go.

[Guest Chris P]

Can I assume it's a case, tries hard but truly not cut out at this level? In which case, where does the blame lie? Hughton for thinking he would be able to cut it?

 

There was quite an amusing moment at Man City where your 3 other defenders were all in a line, dropping back, and Perch was bumbling about at the top of the screen, not looking like he knew which way to go.

 

Fair enough. IMO he should be given time. I like how CH has thrown him in a the deep end. i dont think we'll be seeing him in a while but i think he will stiil provide good cover for simpson. Very similar players.

[Ronaldo]

Only similar because neither is good enough.

[Guest Chris P]

Only similar because neither is good enough.

 

left me self open there like. You were the odds on favourite. 3-1 off Ladbroakes

[MyPalAl]

Every time I log on here and see this thread I cringe. It is totally unneccessary, and it is victimisation. Wrong in every way.

 

Er..................

 

Would make my close season if we got rid of Harper. He's s****

 

Drop the tosser now. He's w***.

 

well having seen Readings goal you can only blame Harper, after dropping and it goes in he appears to be blaming everyone but himself. EPL wise he will be a liability and deffo not premiership material.just gotta wonder why he was not given opportunities elsewhere if he had of been any good surely he would of been picked up,as it was he wasn't makes you wonder why?,is he also not convinced of his ability.

 

 

Should he f***!

 

Don't start me off on this w*****. He is absolutely no where near PL quailty.

 

He's s***.

 

I think this thread was just started to wind me up! 

 

Harper = Pub Goalie

 

The way I see it is this;

 

If the soft s**** hadn't been such a soft s****, he would have taken Varney out with his knee, shoulder and body, and punched the ball 30 yards to safety. Instead, he went in half hearted, without any conviction (don't think he knows what conviction is) and we have conceded. The blah blah blah arguments about 'is it a foul or not' are irrelevant as the ref has (quite rightly) given the goal. I know Sheff Wed were good value for the draw, and Shola's goal was offside, but the fact is, if this tosser had done his job properly, we would have had 3 points instead of 1. To me, therefore, he has cost us 2 points. Simples.

 

Get Fraser back.

 

Steve Harper = pub goalie.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAVE THAT!

 

Haha nice one  Harper is the exception to my rule!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plus, Harper is an 'experienced' player, and Perch is just a young 'un. He doesn't deserve the shit he gets. Harper, however does!

[Wullie]

25's not young for a footballer like.

[MyPalAl]

Fuck me, he's never 25 is he? If he's 25, he's shite for a 25 year old!

[Colocho]

One of the worst, if not the worst player i've seen in the black and white.

 

A stain on Hughton's time as manager.

[Dr.Spaceman]

Sholas young as well.

[Ronaldo]

f*** me, he's never 25 is he? If he's 25, he's s**** for a 25 year old!

 

You're embarrassing. Stop it.

[MyPalAl]

f*** me, he's never 25 is he? If he's 25, he's s**** for a 25 year old!

 

You're embarrassing. Stop it.

 

Ok 

[Guest BooBoo]

One of the worst, if not the worst player i've seen in the black and white.

 

A stain on Hughton's time as manager.

 

Ridiculous. You can't have watched many Newcastle sides over the years. As for a stain on Hughton's reign; which manager has never made a bad buy? Nobody gets it right 100% of the time, I think CH record in the transfer market is generally very good for the money he's had to spend.

[Skeletor]

Calderwood should take the blame for Perch. He actually worked with him before and didn't realise how shit he was.

[Heron]

Considering Perch is our 2nd if not third choice Right Back I actually don't think he is that bad at all. His positional sense is poor at times but other than that he isn't 'shocking'.

[midds]

He is.

 

It's not his fault but at this level he's been found out badly and has become a liability. He needs a move to a club at a lower level where he'll look 'decent'.

[Liam Liam Liam O]

Considering Perch is our 2nd if not third choice Right Back I actually don't think he is that bad at all. His positional sense is poor at times but other than that he isn't 'shocking'.

 

His overall decision making is awful too like.

[Colocho]

Calderwood should take the blame for Perch. He actually worked with him before and didn't realise how shit he was.

 

Bet we sell him to Hibs.

[Thespence]

Considering Perch is our 2nd if not third choice Right Back

 

We have 3 2nd choice right backs.

[Wullie]

The problem isn't necessarily with buying a shit player, it's with the other contenders for the position being equally shit or injured.

[Thespence]

Spot on Wullie. Lets face it Danny Simpson is nee Gary Neville. Ryan Taylor can hit a good set piece & whack in the odd good ball but there is not a left winger in PL who would be bothered about playing against Ryan.

[midds]

If you took all of the best bits from Perch, Simpson and Ryan Taylor you still wouldn't make a decent PL Right Back.

 

Steven Taylor or even Coloccini would be a better bet.   

[Guest firetotheworks]

People are going overboard like, he's poor, but anyone who thinks he's the worst player to have worn the shirt obviously hasn't been watching for very long. Boumsong still easily takes that cake and quaffs it.

 

I still have some hope of getting something out of Perch. Not a lot, but something.

[midds]

People are going overboard like, he's poor, but anyone who thinks he's the worst player to have worn the shirt obviously hasn't been watching for very long. Boumsong still easily takes that cake and quaffs it.

 

I still have some hope of getting something out of Perch. Not a lot, but something.

 

You could boil him down and get some canny glue?

[Guest firetotheworks]

People are going overboard like, he's poor, but anyone who thinks he's the worst player to have worn the shirt obviously hasn't been watching for very long. Boumsong still easily takes that cake and quaffs it.

 

I still have some hope of getting something out of Perch. Not a lot, but something.

 

You could boil him down and get some canny glue?

 

Do you write your own material?

[Thespence]

People are going overboard like, he's poor, but anyone who thinks he's the worst player to have worn the shirt obviously hasn't been watching for very long. Boumsong still easily takes that cake and quaffs it.

 

You cant say the bit in bold & then say Boumsong.