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He has 7 days to provide evidence he came

 

I beg your pardon!? Let's just keep it at piss, OK?

 

We should be charitable and offer him jizz as a possible substitute.

 

All of us?

 

That's one parcel the postman will regret stealing.

 

Worst chain letter in the history of mail, tbh

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He has 7 days to provide evidence he came

 

I beg your pardon!? Let's just keep it at piss, OK?

 

We should be charitable and offer him jizz as a possible substitute.

 

All of us?

 

That's one parcel the postman will regret stealing.

 

Worst chain letter in the history of mail, tbh

 

More of a necklace than a chain...

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He has 7 days to provide evidence he came

 

I beg your pardon!? Let's just keep it at piss, OK?

 

We should be charitable and offer him jizz as a possible substitute.

 

All of us?

 

We gotta get the quantities of piss and jizz even, so either oldtype's about to be one busy solider with a very sore hand or were gonna all have to chip in to speed up the process.

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Guest toonlass

video of him peeing into the cup too? or else it could be anything yellow in the cup (i.e water with food colouring in, weak tea etc).

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video of him peeing into the cup too? or else it could be anything yellow in the cup (i.e water with food colouring in, weak tea etc).

 

Exactly, need video evidence, in real time- pisses in the cup and then drinks it in one take

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video of him peeing into the cup too? or else it could be anything yellow in the cup (i.e water with food colouring in, weak tea etc).

 

Exactly, need video evidence, in real time- pisses in the cup and then drinks it in one take

 

Action replay perhaps? Maybe some commentary. Messi, you need to consider these aspects.

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