Can this club attract a decent manager?

[NG32]

I think lots of people would take the job on.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I think lots of people would take the job on.

 

Well yeah, I would give it a go, but I'm not a professional football manager with any self respect.

[jdckelly]

I think lots of people would take the job on.

sure i'll give it a go i have much success on football manager

[oldtype]

I look forward to watching Ashley get refused by manager after manager for the next month until he finally goes begging to Shearer, who subsequently tells him to fuck off.

 

Actually, I don't because we'll get 0 points during that period and it will probably result in Joe Kinnear.

[alexthegreat]

Seriously worried about the possibility of Kinnear especially reading the last bit of the club statement. Suggests another 'caretaker' ie permanent manager:

 

 

"An announcement will be made shortly regarding transitional arrangements pending the appointment of a successor"

 

Also I now think the bloke is enough of a retard to actually have meant this:

 

Speaking to The Sun, Ashley said: 'Joe’s the man to do the job. He’s my hero. Is he better than Capello? Definitely. We are going to be in Europe by the end of the season.'

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1097439/Ashley-Kinnear-steer-Newcastle-Europe--hes-better-Capello.html#ixzz17LbRs9Iq

 

 

 

[Guest aoliversaknob]

Ashley =  Knob

 

 

WE will attract no fucker of any use and this excercise will end up destroying team morale ending with  a slow painful decline down the PL table.

 

Houghton has performed wonders on a shoe string and Ashely the ungrateful cunt sacks him.

 

 

 

 

[afar]

As  much as I've always been proud in the draw NUFC has, from a fans, tradition and stadium point of view, most decent managers will steer a wide  path around the club right now because of the ownership.

[Guest palnese]

No we can't.

[hakka]

Why would any decent manager want to work with Ashley? It's clear he will not provide funds and nor will he provide time.  It's impossible to turn a club around with no money and no time.

[Skirge]

With shit wages and no transfer kitty and a total fkn idiot clueless chairman & owner.. NOT A CHANCE

[Dunedin]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

[Minhosa]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

 

Too true he does.

 

4-4-2 with players played out of positions, obvious favourites getting a game every week, a lennon, a heskey, a fast winger or two and a chip bigger than Norn Iron on his shoulder.

 

No fucking thank you.

 

 

[steve_69]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

 

Too true he does.

 

4-4-2 with players played out of positions, obvious favourites getting a game every week, a lennon, a heskey, a fast winger or two and a chip bigger than Norn Iron on his shoulder.

 

No f***ing thank you.

 

 

 

I suppose you'd rather have Pardew or Curbishley would you?

 

Right now MON is the best of a bad bunch and I for one pray he's stupid enough to be interested.

[Minhosa]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

 

Too true he does.

 

4-4-2 with players played out of positions, obvious favourites getting a game every week, a lennon, a heskey, a fast winger or two and a chip bigger than Norn Iron on his shoulder.

 

No f***ing thank you.

 

 

 

I suppose you'd rather have Pardew or Curbishley would you?

 

Right now MON is the best of a bad bunch and I for one pray he's stupid enough to be interested.

 

Why do you suppose that? You know nothing about me.

 

I don't want any one of them.

 

I wouldn't want any one of them running the fucking under 9's team.

[Kaizero]

Are there anyone mad and desperate enough for a PL job to come here?

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/6/4/1275660463841/Diego-Maradona-006.jpg

[colinmk]

We had one and we got him through a fair bit of luck. Not a fucking chance of getting one as good as him right now.

[steve_69]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

 

Too true he does.

 

4-4-2 with players played out of positions, obvious favourites getting a game every week, a lennon, a heskey, a fast winger or two and a chip bigger than Norn Iron on his shoulder.

 

No f***ing thank you.

 

 

 

I suppose you'd rather have Pardew or Curbishley would you?

 

Right now MON is the best of a bad bunch and I for one pray he's stupid enough to be interested.

 

Why do you suppose that? You know nothing about me.

 

I don't want any one of them.

 

I wouldn't want any one of them running the f***ing under 9's team.

 

Likewise, but with some of the names being talked about at the moment MON would be a very pleasant surprise

[Minhosa]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

 

Too true he does.

 

4-4-2 with players played out of positions, obvious favourites getting a game every week, a lennon, a heskey, a fast winger or two and a chip bigger than Norn Iron on his shoulder.

 

No f***ing thank you.

 

 

 

I suppose you'd rather have Pardew or Curbishley would you?

 

Right now MON is the best of a bad bunch and I for one pray he's stupid enough to be interested.

 

Why do you suppose that? You know nothing about me.

 

I don't want any one of them.

 

I wouldn't want any one of them running the f***ing under 9's team.

 

Likewise, but with some of the names being talked about at the moment MON would be a very pleasant surprise

 

He'd be as pleasant a surprise as coming home to see your house has been on fire, it's burnt out but the fucking doormat isn't singed to bits.

[steve_69]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

 

Too true he does.

 

4-4-2 with players played out of positions, obvious favourites getting a game every week, a lennon, a heskey, a fast winger or two and a chip bigger than Norn Iron on his shoulder.

 

No f***ing thank you.

 

 

 

I suppose you'd rather have Pardew or Curbishley would you?

 

Right now MON is the best of a bad bunch and I for one pray he's stupid enough to be interested.

 

Why do you suppose that? You know nothing about me.

 

I don't want any one of them.

 

I wouldn't want any one of them running the f***ing under 9's team.

 

Likewise, but with some of the names being talked about at the moment MON would be a very pleasant surprise

 

He'd be as pleasant a surprise as coming home to see your house has been on fire, it's burnt out but the f***ing doormat isn't singed to bits.

 

Suggest a realistic alternative (who would work under our shower of bastards) who could take us forward

[Minhosa]

Yes but the only way is on a long term contract and with financial backing.

 

If we offered Mon 4 years and £10-15m in the next window and a promise to spend what he and the club makes I think he'd go for it along with other managers of his calibre.

 

 

 

 

TT, I normally agree with the vast majority of stuff you post but Martin O'Neill would be a f***ing disaster in my opinion.

 

He's an utter c***.

 

An absolutely despicable little cretin who plays a s**** brand of football.

 

Appreciate I'll be in a majority of one with this view but if I hate the little f***er.

I think MON comes into the category of be careful what you wish for

 

Too true he does.

 

4-4-2 with players played out of positions, obvious favourites getting a game every week, a lennon, a heskey, a fast winger or two and a chip bigger than Norn Iron on his shoulder.

 

No f***ing thank you.

 

 

 

I suppose you'd rather have Pardew or Curbishley would you?

 

Right now MON is the best of a bad bunch and I for one pray he's stupid enough to be interested.

 

Why do you suppose that? You know nothing about me.

 

I don't want any one of them.

 

I wouldn't want any one of them running the f***ing under 9's team.

 

Likewise, but with some of the names being talked about at the moment MON would be a very pleasant surprise

 

He'd be as pleasant a surprise as coming home to see your house has been on fire, it's burnt out but the f***ing doormat isn't singed to bits.

 

Suggest a realistic alternative (who would work under our shower of bastards) who could take us forward

 

I can't Steve which is why Hughton shouldn't have been fired.

[johnnypd]

i'd take maradona.

 

if only because the crazy bastard would take Ashley down with him. i mean literally. one quick phone call to his chums in Naples and Ashley's sleeping with the fishes.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Kaiz, what have you just tweeted to Jonas, in Spanish, about Maradona? 

[BlueStar]

I'll be sick if its Pardew. 

 

Ashley will probably even fuck that up "Pardew turns down Newcastle as contract negotiations stall."

[Guest palnese]

If Maradona gets the job I'll probably kill myself.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

If Maradona gets the job I'll probably kill myself.

 

At least that would be mildly interesting (the appointment I mean, not the suicide).