Incognito Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 FIVE AND A HALF YEARS! FUCKING FIVE AND A HALF! Should just about take us into the Conference. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matticus Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 This is absolute hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 5 and a half fucking years?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Wonder how many players lasses he could knob his way thru in FIVE AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 we have officially got the worst owner in the history of football. Pardew as manager alone takes the piss but Pardew as manager for 5 and a half years? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 This press conference will be interesting. Quote 1: Massive club Quote 2: Sleeping giant Quote3: Hot-bed of football Quote 4: Passionate fans Quote 5: Attractive football We gonner play new manager bingo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 This whole thing will surely be remembered as one of the biggest and most idiotic farces in the history of the premiership? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Anyone bricked Ashley's wife and kids in the face yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 any local radio stations airing the press conf? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 his interview with david craig will be an absolute sham. It'll be buttered up and Craig with have been promised a couple of exclusives in return for giving him an easy ride. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Anyone bricked Ashley's wife and kids in the face yet? He sold them two ages ago man. Just him and decker now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Anyone bricked Ashley's wife and kids in the face yet? Seriously, sad to say but it'd be the only way Mike would listen and act upon something. He's a total fucking moron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross magoo Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 That David Craig is a f***ing tit tbh. Trying to soften the blow of five and a half years with "managers need time" and "Man Utd gave Alex Ferguson time" as if every f***ing manager is Alex Ferguson (who'd already proven himself with two European trophies before he even arrived at Old Trafford). I f***ing hate it when that line gets trotted out whenever it suits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 That David Craig is a f***ing tit tbh. Trying to soften the blow of five and a half years with "managers need time" and "Man Utd gave Alex Ferguson time" as if every f***ing manager is Alex Ferguson (who'd already proven himself with two European trophies before he even arrived at Old Trafford). I f***ing hate it when that line gets trotted out whenever it suits. Would be a lot more apt to use that classic Fergie line in defence of Hughton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Alan Pardew is better than Alex Ferguson and will bring more success to us than Fergie brought to Man Utd. I'm also not a compulsive liar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 In a statement, he said: "I am honoured and privileged to have been given this opportunity at Newcastle United, one of the truly great clubs in English football. "I understand what this club means to its supporters. Throughout the football world people recognise that this is a unique club in many ways, with supporters who are second to none in their loyalty, passion and devotion for the team. "I'm not a Geordie, of course, but I'm a football person with a love of the game and I can assure you I bring great drive, desire and commitment to the job." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Shocking. Absolutely shocking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Anyone want my season ticket for 50 pence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 It's fucking sickening how great men like SBR lose their lives to cancer while scum like Ashley walk the earth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 That David Craig is a f***ing tit tbh. Trying to soften the blow of five and a half years with "managers need time" and "Man Utd gave Alex Ferguson time" as if every f***ing manager is Alex Ferguson (who'd already proven himself with two European trophies before he even arrived at Old Trafford). I f***ing hate it when that line gets trotted out whenever it suits. He's a complete cunt. He's definitely on the books, in the same way Anal was. No doubt about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Shocking. Absolutely shocking. At least you got some money out of it mate. Wish I'd but some cash on him on monday now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 50 pence? Are you mental? Someone could spend that on a Twix instead. Twix's are awesome! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Shocking. Absolutely shocking. How much did you win mate? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 It's pretty clear Mike Ashley is just taking the piss now, clearly this is all 1 big practical joke and we just cannot see the funny side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I was in denial but now that the appointment is official, I find it absolutely disgusting! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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