beardsleymagic Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Five and a half year contract so that if (and unfortunately if a fucking big IF), the fat twat sells the club anytime in the near future, he mate gets a big payoff from the new owners when they replace him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dogbeak Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 a 5.5 year contract makes him nigh on unsackable. any idea of his terms and conditions yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. Aye me too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. we supposed to guess what was in it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Team on Saturday should be interesting. Would love to see Shola dropped to the bench. Bet Xisco shows up in the squad too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TrueToon Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I dont think Pardew will have much of an input this weekend to be honest, Beardsley is the one getting them prepared.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Jim White just said 'We'll bring you that press conference live on Sky Sports News'. Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CaulkinTheTimes On Pardew presser, just repeating what #Nufc have said in official invite. No live TV coverage. 34 minutes ago via web Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. we supposed to guess what was in it? Its addressed from Northerngimp, so listen out sweet cheeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Five and a half year contract so that if (and unfortunately if a fucking big IF), the fat twat sells the club anytime in the near future, he mate gets a big payoff from the new owners when they replace him. I'd hope the quote from the "What are they looking for" thread still applies “Two or three experienced people in football have been sounded out and told those are the terms and conditions. “All have been told the same thing; they will be rewarded for results and results only. There will be no £1.5million signing-on fee and no compensation clauses in their contract. The bottom line is Mike Ashley wants value for money and just as in his businesses, he expects to get it. The new manager will not be handed a treasure trove of cash to spend and nor will he be handed a contract which means he can be rewarded for failure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 a 5.5 year contract makes him nigh on unsackable. any idea of his terms and conditions yet? I've only seen these two, so far: Must sell 400 12th Man Memberships a month. Must ask every fan if they'd like a Season ticket with every purchase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. we supposed to guess what was in it? Its addressed from Northerngimp, so listen out sweet cheeks. Mine says P.S Your looking nice today Millie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. Aye me too. Me too. Grant from Newcastle. I used word slimy, don't think they'll read that. "I have a feeling of complete despair. Normally I'd give any manager chance regardless of my opinion, but Pardew's clearly been complicit in this slimy arrangement. He is not welcome." Also e-mailed the club and asked them to tell Mike Ashley that I think he's a massive cock, and it's important he realises I think he is one, not that he has one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Suck it up guys, fuck all we can do about it. How will people feel if once the dust settles he actually does well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Jim White just said 'We'll bring you that press conference live on Sky Sports News'. Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CaulkinTheTimes On Pardew presser, just repeating what #Nufc have said in official invite. No live TV coverage. 34 minutes ago via web Pre-recorded, with awkward questions edited out by the NUFC Press Officer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Do a wikkileaks and fadge the official website as well as sports direct Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Even FSC is talking shit about this appointment. "His only experience seems to be taking teams to lower leagues." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. Aye me too. Me too. Grant from Newcastle. I used word slimy, don't think they'll read that. Also e-mailed the club and asked them to tell Mike Ashley that I think he's a massive cock, and it's important he realises I think he is one, not that he has one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Suck it up guys, fuck all we can do about it. How will people feel if once the dust settles he actually does well? I'll ask myself who the fucker on the touchline wearing the Alan Pardew mask is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Suck it up guys, fuck all we can do about it. How will people feel if once the dust settles he actually does well? As The Sheik himself had humbled me. http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sheik.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning_Linguist Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Suck it up guys, f*** all we can do about it. How will people feel if once the dust settles he actually does well? People will make sure that his death is quick and not a prolongued agonisiing one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooonDoom Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 5.5years makes sence. At least we'll get compensation when England come knocking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Imagine if he's the one to end the trophy drought Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Suck it up guys, f*** all we can do about it. How will people feel if once the dust settles he actually does well? he won't though. We're about to commence asset-stripping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. we supposed to guess what was in it? Its addressed from Northerngimp, so listen out sweet cheeks. no sky here man, and you reckon they'll print a mail sent from someone called "gimp"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I have fired me email off to SSN. Aye me too. Me too. Grant from Newcastle. I used word slimy, don't think they'll read that. Also e-mailed the club and asked them to tell Mike Ashley that I think he's a massive cock, and it's important he realises I think he is one, not that he has one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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