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Josef Fritzl. Lacks a knowledge of the English game.

 

Nah,he's ideal for the protest/boycott scenario.

 

Did all his best work behind closed doors.

 

I heard he's good at working with bargain basement players. His backroom team would be cheap though as he likes to keep it in the family.

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Mario and/or Luigi

 

Definitely not Luigi. He'd do that stupid fucking lean back walk he does up and down the touchline. Sod that.

 

Yeah, counting out Mario's a bit harsh at this stage imo.

 

He'd be mint at press conferences, man.

 

"ITS-A ME, MARIO... MAN!"

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Rutger Hauer - has seen things you people wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.

 

Can he organise a set-piece? Can he balls.

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Rutger Hauer - has seen things you people wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.

 

Can he organise a set-piece? Can he balls.

 

Fucking brilliant  :clap:

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Lord Voldermort.

Ashley is already our owner man.

 

Tobias Funke

 

Fuck you, man. Funke would be the best manager in the league pacing up and down the touchline in his cut-offs. He's the world's first analrapist, FFS.

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Please. Just don't fucking do it.

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