morla84 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Douglas is the brains behind the operation, Ryder is just the eye candy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If the fans who've accepted this invitation had any balls, they wouldn't have been in the stadium in the first place - never mind playing their part in this crack-papering attempt at PR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 This can all spectacularly backfire as well lets not forget. Get a result of any kind of Saturday and it papers over a few cracks. Lose as we are likely to do and it'll be "Why is he faffing on showing fans around when he needs to get the team to win?" And I believe that view will be spot on, because it's what I'm already thinking. He's doing a rubbish job anyway, the last thing he needs is more distractions and the only way to help the situation is to win some games, not show a few fans around. What a load of crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I see Carver met McLaren the other day and according to him, McLaren said he was doing a fantastic job and dealing with the pressure really well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg 'Karen can you see the bottom yet?' 'No' 'Cut the rope' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 if ashleyout have any sense they'll pay for one of their people to sit as near to the dugout as possible in the next home game with some decent quality listening gear, record the entire match and everything carver says, then publish it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 We don't have to work hard to get under his skin. I went to a Blackburn game in the season they were relegated and their fans chanted 'Kean out, Venky's out' constantly. It was brilliant and ridiculously simple. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 We don't have to work hard to get under his skin. I went to a Blackburn game in the season they were relegated and their fans chanted 'Kean out, Venky's out' constantly. It was brilliant and ridiculously simple. Carver is even worse than Steve Kean and he was a complete looper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-convinced-still-pole-9158272 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Really starting to piss me off now how he thinks he is anywhere near good enough to manage us. The prick is completely delusional, and so far out of his depth it's fucking scary. The club better put this twat down in the summer and I never want to hear from him again the hopeless bastard. He honestly pisses me off more than Pardew, and that's a mammoth task to manage that. Carver fuck off you useless walnut faced bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And while rumours of Perez and ex-England boss Steve McClaren Top work, Lee, keep flying the flag for window lickers everywhere. “That was with our better players in the team. We have had a great run and then this dip. So as far as I am concerned I want the opportunity. The 'dip' only started when he took over. 'We were doing alright but everything turned to shit as soon as I took over. Gissa job.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-convinced-still-pole-9158272 ohn Carver has insisted that he is still in “pole position” to net the Newcastle United head coach job - despite emerging talk from Spain linking the Magpies with Rayo Vallecano’s Paco Jemez. Carver would like the opportunity to be judged properly after having a full pre-season with the players and his staff. And while rumours of Perez and ex-England boss Steve McClaren, Seriously, does anybody proofread that newspaper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If this muppet is even kept on as a coach it would be a disgrace. Just do us all a favour and jettison him into the sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That article Carvers quotes This club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And while rumours of Perez and ex-England boss Steve McClaren Top work, Lee, keep flying the flag for window lickers everywhere. “That was with our better players in the team. We have had a great run and then this dip. So as far as I am concerned I want the opportunity. The 'dip' only started when he took over. 'We were doing alright but everything turned to shit as soon as I took over. Gissa job.' A dip? Thats like saying the Grand Canyon is a pothole you fucktard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg 'Karen can you see the bottom yet?' 'No' 'Cut the rope' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I really wish I hadn't read that article, it's wrecked my day. Sitting here livid now. I'd just laugh it off any other time, but it's terrifying to think this could actually happen with our imbeciles in charge. You can just see him slurping this s*** out to them and the idiots believing everything he says. I think there needs to be some Carver out chants non stop too, make the idiot know exactly what we think. Fuming! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I get the impression that he feels that the more he speaks to the media, the more it legitimises his position as a manager. The only explanation I have for the amount of guff he speaks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC_Chris Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I think it's more of a case of him believing he's in pole, as he is currently in the position. In my opinion, there's very little chance he'll still be in charge next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants. Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I hope he means that literally, and he's in pole position at the next Formula 1 Grand Prix, ready to be steamrolled by the rest of the cars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants. Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight. The only pole he will be on is Ryders the lovestruck wanker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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