Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Jesus fucking christ those statements, laughing hysterically at them He's lost 1000 games in a row but it's alright. Two lads in a white van think he's got what it takes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Was blatantly two Mackems taking the piss out of the stupid cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I don't think that's PR guff to be fair. No PR person worth anything would tell someone to be that stupid. That's all Carver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 “I looked and suddenly he just indicated to me to keep my chin up" Ner John, he was indicating that you needed to put your tongue back in you mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Or slash his throat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 “I looked and suddenly he just indicated to me to keep my chin up" Ner John, he was indicating that you needed to put your tongue back in you mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That white van man tale is the absolute worst thing ever uttered. So incredibly infuriating and enraging. I really hate all this nonsense, and am just absolutely sick of it. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 PR guff probably, courtesy of Keith Bishop! It's appealing to the lowest denominator basically. Appeal to the thick masses by throwing crap geordie youngsters on the pitch in the 90th minute to soften the blow of your own incompetence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And this interview is after losing all the games. After. Right?! This fucking guy. "If you don't give me millions to spend, you're not going to have me around!" Ripe for a "if you can't handle me at my worst..." facebook type shitquote thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Oh god. Good god. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/CutThroat.gif You're right lass, I need to keep by chin up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Insane in the membrane: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-john-carver-believes-no-9164585 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Insane in the membrane: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-john-carver-believes-no-9164585 # The vote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Insane in the membrane: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-john-carver-believes-no-9164585 # The vote The 4% must be Mackems and Lee Ryder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 He actually talks more shit than pardew!! Unbelieveable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 He's clearly struggling to understand the job description. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I think we're going to be doing well to stop Real from coming in and pinching him in the summer. He's clearly up there as one of the best in the business, he has few peers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I need to stop reading what he has to say, its pissing me right off everytime. The bloke is a mentalist. Imagine the uproar if they left this talentless no hoper in charge. He needs to pull his wrinkly head out of his arse and look at the horrendous state he has managed to put us in. No other manager could do better, for fucks sake, idiotic ramblings from a serial failure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I need to stop reading what he has to say, its pissing me right off everytime. The bloke is a mentalist. Imagine the uproar if they left this talentless no hoper in charge. He needs to pull his wrinkly head out of his arse and look at the horrendous state he has managed to put us in. No other manager could do better, for f***s sake, idiotic ramblings from a serial failure. Sadly, I don't think it would be much of an uproar. It would blow over and the usual "he's a Geordie, he loves the club, let's get behind him blah blah blah" would gain a foothold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElCid Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I need to stop reading what he has to say, its pissing me right off everytime. The bloke is a mentalist. Imagine the uproar if they left this talentless no hoper in charge. He needs to pull his wrinkly head out of his arse and look at the horrendous state he has managed to put us in. No other manager could do better, for f***s sake, idiotic ramblings from a serial failure. Sadly, I don't think it would be much of an uproar. It would blow over and the usual "he's a Geordie, he loves the club, let's get behind him blah blah blah" would gain a foothold. If Carver got the job you will be lucky to get 30,000 next year- he is the one reason I think would be the straw that broke the camel's back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Starting to think in a weird, twisted way that Ashley giving him the job full time and/or us getting relegated would perhaps be beneficial for the club in the long run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 So he honestly thinks a Mourinho or any of the other top managers wouldn't have been able to implement some kind of tactics or anything to get more points than 2 or whatever he's gotten so far? I mean, wtf? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 So he honestly thinks a Mourinho or any of the other top managers wouldn't have been able to implement some kind of tactics or anything to get more points than 2 or whatever he's gotten so far? I mean, wtf? Sod Mourinho, Alan Pardew did better with the same set of players. He hasn't got a particularly daunting task, the squad is thin but not devoid of talent, any manager worth their salt would be able to bring in a better points total than Carver. I would wager that you could pick any manager from any of the other 91 league clubs and they'd do better than him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/sOfrb4Y.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I'd become a fan of his if he rocks up in a Bernie Clifton costume today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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