BottledDog Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Hat trick for Enrique Of own goals, then he pledges his allegiance to Liverpool. That's actually the kind of thing I dream about before games. I dreamt not long ago we signed Balotelli & after he signed, not only did he refuse to play for us at all, but he would go and watch every one of our games and actively cheer for our opposition. Magical stuff. Doesn't sound too far fetched considering. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 We're onto a complete dry bumming here. We're playing badly, have no strikers and always seem to fare terribly against the bin dippers. I absolutely despise the scousers, even more than the mackems, and it's absolutely nailed on that Carroll will hit a hat-trick against us, as well as Ben Arfa coming off the bench to get his leg re-broken. Won't be watching the match tomorrow, it's got epic fail written all over it... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 We're onto a complete dry bumming here. We're playing badly, have no strikers and always seem to fare terribly against the bin dippers. I absolutely despise the scousers, even more than the mackems, and it's absolutely nailed on that Carroll will hit a hat-trick against us, as well as Ben Arfa coming off the bench to get his leg re-broken. Won't be watching the match tomorrow, it's got epic fail written all over it... Cheer up you can always watch it Sunday with the rest of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 We're onto a complete dry bumming here. We're playing badly, have no strikers and always seem to fare terribly against the bin dippers. I absolutely despise the scousers, even more than the mackems, and it's absolutely nailed on that Carroll will hit a hat-trick against us, as well as Ben Arfa coming off the bench to get his leg re-broken. Won't be watching the match tomorrow, it's got epic fail written all over it... Cheer up you can always watch it Sunday with the rest of us. Thought it was on ESPN? Irrelevant though, will just go riding my bike instead of watching/listening to us getting pumped. SSN would be even worse! My fist would go through my telly watching that big nosed cunt loving it as Judas scores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 We're onto a complete dry bumming here. We're playing badly, have no strikers and always seem to fare terribly against the bin dippers. I absolutely despise the scousers, even more than the mackems, and it's absolutely nailed on that Carroll will hit a hat-trick against us, as well as Ben Arfa coming off the bench to get his leg re-broken. Won't be watching the match tomorrow, it's got epic fail written all over it... Cheer up you can always watch it Sunday with the rest of us. Thought it was on ESPN? Irrelevant though, will just go riding my bike instead of watching/listening to us getting pumped. SSN would be even worse! My fist would go through my telly watching that big nosed c*** loving it as Judas scores. My wife told me it was tomorrow. I believed her like a mong. I apologise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Thats alright, I did that twice this season, then I forgot we were 7 hours behind here not 6 so I have missed the first half of a couple of our games! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I really don't get why people are thinking we'll get humped. Liverpool have been very hit and miss and we do seem to turn it on against the big teams. We've scored the least amount of away goals in the division and have consistently got beat at Anfield even when we were finishing 2nd in the league and were beating all and sundry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Wow, did anyone see the Liverpool vs Newcastle preview on SSN just then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Wow, did anyone see the Liverpool vs Newcastle preview on SSN just then? Just Liverpool playing themselves isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Wow, did anyone see the Liverpool vs Newcastle preview on SSN just then? Just Liverpool playing themselves isn't it? Honestly Ali, could you believe it? They discussed Liverpool at length despite there being very little of note to talk about and then Stelling goes "Sorry Newcastle fans, we don't have enough time to talk about your side today. It's a compliment really as you're doing fine". Fuck off. I pay my Sky subscription n'all you knobheads. Tbh I wouldn't have minded if there had been big events at Anfield this week, but they were just saying that Joe Cole hadn't been getting in the team that much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 It was absolutely diabolical, but I'm quite relieved they didn't start spouting shit about us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 so basically we're doing alright and they don't want to talk to us, but had we a few points fewer and were in possible relegation trouble you couldn't shut them up about us and how shit we are I'd bet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Krul will start btw, Pardew confirmed yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Good, he's done well the last couple of games and there's no need to change it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Hopefully he won't get chipped from the half way line, like Harps Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Steve Wraith is tweeting that Carroll himself says he's unlikely to play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Steve Wraith is tweeting that Carroll himself says he's unlikely to play. Good news with our record of former players coming back to haunt us. Will be interesting hearing the reception he gets when he goes back to SJP for the first time. Reckon I'd greet it with silence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 He'll probably get the chorus of boos he deserves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mickthemagpie Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Would be better if everyone just stood up and turned their backs on him like he did to us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 for all i think we'll get beat, i look at their centre mid of lucas and spearing and wonder a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 for all i think we'll get beat, i look at their centre mid of lucas and spearing and wonder a bit. They'll still win. Kuyt will score one of his trademark cuntish goals and we won't be able to score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 for all i think we'll get beat, i look at their centre mid of lucas and spearing and wonder a bit. The footballing ability throughout their side will mean they will still dominate possession then their quality strikers will score the goals that win the game while we will make one or two chances which we'll fail to convert. The most we'll get is one goal if we're lucky and that won't be enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 A dull boring uneventful 0-0 would be amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Even if we somehow matched them, I could still see Gerrard doing a ludicrous dive somewhere near the half way line and getting a pelanty. Somehow, the bin rippers always seem to provide the most depressing opposition for us (Last game notwithstanding!). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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