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Timeless...

 

:angry: McMackin.

 

:laugh: Agreed

 

Yous out on Friday btw? Mac Attack mentioned it.

 

 

 

Aye.

 

Cool beans

 

I'm hoping to get my photo taken with John Matthews again.

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Easily the greatest Ted character, behind the man himself and Father Jack.

 

Don't like it? Tough, I had my fun and that's all that matters.

 

*cleans ear with finger*

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Timeless...

 

:angry: McMackin.

 

:laugh: Agreed

 

Yous out on Friday btw? Mac Attack mentioned it.

 

 

 

Aye.

 

Cool beans

 

I'm hoping to get my photo taken with John Matthews again.

 

:lol: :lol: you looked so happy to be a in a photo with him.

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Easily the greatest Ted character, behind the man himself and Father Jack.

 

Don't like it? Tough, I had my fun and that's all that matters.

 

*cleans ear with finger*

 

You ever say that to me again, and i'll put your head through the wall.

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Bloke at work claims he's read that we're supposed to have bid £7 Million for Snodgrass from Leeds, but a search online has come up with nothing!

 

Hopefully it's bollocks though; he's a decent player but definitely not worth it for that price.

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Leeds are apparently requesting 8, according to an article about them refusing offers from Norwich!

 

I suppose they need all the money they can get to cover Smiths wages...

 

Almost makes us taking Snodgrass off them worthwhile!

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Bloke at work claims he's read that we're supposed to have bid £7 Million for Snodgrass from Leeds, but a search online has come up with nothing!

 

Hopefully it's bollocks though; he's a decent player but definitely not worth it for that price.

 

No. Just no.

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Knowyour ITK

 

Wednesday,, 29June 2011

 

@cwarr07

Ah, Colin. The doyenne of Twitter 'in the knows'.

He's the man who started the craze, the man

who collected a few thousands followers thanks

to not so cryptic tweets regarding who he was

told was about to arrive on Tyneside and

inspired a generation to follow suit. For that, I

must raise a glass to him because without him

this blog would not exist. However his longevity

makes him the ultimate pain in the arse as

accuracy is not the measure of a good ITK

amongst the unwashed, the length of time

you've managed to fool the reams of fuckwits

is.

Colin doesn't take criticism of his info too well.

Anyone who pulls him up on his many

inaccurate predictions is blocked. Bizarre,

considering Mr. W's cocksure demeanor. Surely

it would be much more satisfying to keep those

who abused you at arm's length, so you could

grab them by the lapels and scream "FUKING

OWNED!" when you're proven correct... or

maybe that's just me.

I've never been one to work in chronological

order, so lets start in the here and now. We can

analyse Colin's earlier predictions at a later date.

 

7 June - Ngog will be part of the Henderson deal

to #lfc

David Ngog was not part of the Jordan

Henderson transfer.

 

4 June - For all those asking Gervinho & Cabaye

will be confirmed next week.

 

7 June - Gervinho will be an #nufc player. I'm

sure you all realise for any deal to be finalised

both parties need to meet.

As of 29 June 2011 Gervinho is not a Newcastle

United player nor looks like becoming one.

 

10 June - Yet another Villa smokescreen

regarding their new manager - Mark Hughes will

be the next Villa manager #avfc

On 17 June 2011 Alex McLeish was appointed

the new Aston Villa manager.

 

15 June - Yes, the player who arrived today for

talks is Barnetta #nufc #bartonsreplacement

On 27 June 2011 Tranquillo Barnetta returned

to preseason training at Bayer Leverkusen.

 

17 June - Kazenga signing for Brighton today.

As of 29 June 2011 Kazenga Lua Lua has yet to

sign for Brighton.

 

18 June - #lfc pulled out of Marveaux after he

failed a medical #nufc decided to take the

gamble which we've all seen before with Ashley

(Gosling)

Both Liverpool and Sylvain Marveaux have

denied the player failed a medical.

 

21 June - Nile Ranger & Millwall not sure that's

the best career move Nile #nufc

As of 29 June 2011 Nile Ranger has not signed

for Millwall.

 

21 June - Neil Taylor to Everton NOT #nufc

Everton denied interest in Neil Taylor.

22 June - #nufc close to announcing next

signing, news/announcement expected this

evening

No announcement was made.

 

9 June - Connor Wickam on his way to Liverpool

#lfc

28June - Expect a twist in the Wickham transfer,

reliably told that he won't be a #safc player

On 29 June 2011 Connor Wickham signed for

Sunderland.

 

And that's just one month!

 

 

This Colin guy is a bell end like.

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Don't like these sums

 

Luke Edwards

Part of Carroll money used to pay for Merveaux wages and signing fee + signing fee for Ba + £2m agent fee. Shd still be £15-20m left?

 

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