Guest guinness_fiend Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I haven't seen a better celebration yet. This. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Used to love Terry Henry's moody celebrations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 A is for AC Milan. If you’re a football player for Inter Milan, what’s the most intelligent thing you can possibly do? That’s right! You parade around on national television wearing the shirt of your club’s bitter rivals, AC Milan! B is for bib. C is for Camorra. Balotelli is suspected by many to have links with The Camorra – a criminal organisation very similar to The Mafia – because he was given a guided tour around notoriously violent areas of Naples by mobsters. He claims not to have known that they were mobsters at the time. D is for derby. Manchester Utd 1-6 Manchester City. Mario Balotelli scored twice as City handed Utd their heaviest defeat in Premier League history – something the fans won’t soon forget. E is for ego. "There's only one player that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All of the others are behind me.” – see N for a follow up. F is for fireworks. Mario is extremely safety conscious when it comes to fire safety. He would never do something irresponsible like - I don’t know -shoot fireworks from his bathroom window! See Q for a follow up. G is for generosity. Mario Balotelli has regularly been spotted handing out £20 notes to passers-by. See H for a follow up. H is for homeless. After winning £25,000 in a casino, Balotelli handed a homeless man £1,000 in cash. When asked why, he said it was because he liked his ginger dreadlocks and beard. I is for impound. Balotelli has reportedly had his white Maserati sports car impounded 27 times whilst racking up a staggering £10,000 in parking fines. J is for Jenny Thompson. The prostitute linked to Wayne Rooney in the media. Balotelli reportedly saw her in a Manchester restaurant (See, Tevez – Manchester does have restaurants) and started chanting “ROONEY! ROONEY! ROONEY!” at the top of his voice. K is for karma. Mario Balotelli’s back-heeled goal attempt against LA Galaxy landed him in hot water with Roberto Mancini. He was subbed off instantly. Balotelli claimed that he only attempted the back-heeled goal because he thought he was offside. L is for Lothario. Balotelli reportedly shouted at a ‘wannabe WAG’ in a restaurant. With food falling from his mouth he told her to come over. Unbelievably, she came over. He handed her his phone and told her to store her number in it. Even more unbelievably, she did it. She then left without either of them saying another word. Who says romance is dead? M is for marmite. You either love him or you hate him. N is for Nicklas Bendtner syndrome. Balotelli suffers from what psychologists call “Nicklas Bendtner syndrome” – Mario genuinely believes he’s the best player the world has ever seen. O is for open top bus. When Man City won the FA cup, Balotelli reportedly said he’d only go on the open top bus parade if he could take his dog, Lucky, on board with him. His request was denied. P is for passenger seat. Mario Balotelli was pulled over by police shortly after moving to Manchester because he was driving round with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat. When they asked him why he had it, he laughed and replied “because I can.” Q is for question. Who’s the best man to front a firework safety campaign? Answer – The man who set his £3million mansion on fire, with fireworks, just two days before fronting the campaign. R is for role-model. Balotelli is the ideal role-model for kids everywhere. Whether he’s throwing darts, setting off fireworks indoors or abusing the general public, Mario’s behaviour is always top-notch! S is for show off. When Balotelli won the European Golden Boy Trophy he bragged that he had never even heard of his closest rival, Jack Wilshere, but would find out who he was just so he could remind him that he came in 2nd place. T is for tyre-track. My personal favourite of Mario’s crazy haircuts. (It was hard to pick a favourite) U is for undoubted talent. Aged just 21 Balotelli has already scored nearly 50 professional goals and has won 7 major trophies, including the Champions League. V is for visitor. Balotelli once took his younger brother to visit a women’s prison. When questioned by guards Mario said he and his brother were “just curious at the fact that it was a women’s prison.” W is for “why always me?” X is for x-ray. Balotelli has been sidelined several times throughout his career due to recurring knee injuries. Y is for youth team. Balotelli was once found guilty of throwing darts at members of the Man City youth team. His excuse? “I got bored and wanted to pass some time.” Z is for zoom. Following Man City’s 6-1 win over Man Utd, Balotelli reportedly drove around Manchester high-fiving City fans out of his car window. I’m not sure about the validity of this story, but let’s face it – it does sound like something he’d do… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudwiser Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Brilliant!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6027/imageqas.jpg Top of the Christmas tree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I do think a lot of the stuff about him is made up, like the story about kid who was being bullied . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 A is for AC Milan. If you’re a football player for Inter Milan, what’s the most intelligent thing you can possibly do? That’s right! You parade around on national television wearing the shirt of your club’s bitter rivals, AC Milan! B is for bib. C is for Camorra. Balotelli is suspected by many to have links with The Camorra – a criminal organisation very similar to The Mafia – because he was given a guided tour around notoriously violent areas of Naples by mobsters. He claims not to have known that they were mobsters at the time. D is for derby. Manchester Utd 1-6 Manchester City. Mario Balotelli scored twice as City handed Utd their heaviest defeat in Premier League history – something the fans won’t soon forget. E is for ego. "There's only one player that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All of the others are behind me.” – see N for a follow up. F is for fireworks. Mario is extremely safety conscious when it comes to fire safety. He would never do something irresponsible like - I don’t know -shoot fireworks from his bathroom window! See Q for a follow up. G is for generosity. Mario Balotelli has regularly been spotted handing out £20 notes to passers-by. See H for a follow up. H is for homeless. After winning £25,000 in a casino, Balotelli handed a homeless man £1,000 in cash. When asked why, he said it was because he liked his ginger dreadlocks and beard. I is for impound. Balotelli has reportedly had his white Maserati sports car impounded 27 times whilst racking up a staggering £10,000 in parking fines. J is for Jenny Thompson. The prostitute linked to Wayne Rooney in the media. Balotelli reportedly saw her in a Manchester restaurant (See, Tevez – Manchester does have restaurants) and started chanting “ROONEY! ROONEY! ROONEY!” at the top of his voice. K is for karma. Mario Balotelli’s back-heeled goal attempt against LA Galaxy landed him in hot water with Roberto Mancini. He was subbed off instantly. Balotelli claimed that he only attempted the back-heeled goal because he thought he was offside. L is for Lothario. Balotelli reportedly shouted at a ‘wannabe WAG’ in a restaurant. With food falling from his mouth he told her to come over. Unbelievably, she came over. He handed her his phone and told her to store her number in it. Even more unbelievably, she did it. She then left without either of them saying another word. Who says romance is dead? M is for marmite. You either love him or you hate him. N is for Nicklas Bendtner syndrome. Balotelli suffers from what psychologists call “Nicklas Bendtner syndrome” – Mario genuinely believes he’s the best player the world has ever seen. O is for open top bus. When Man City won the FA cup, Balotelli reportedly said he’d only go on the open top bus parade if he could take his dog, Lucky, on board with him. His request was denied. P is for passenger seat. Mario Balotelli was pulled over by police shortly after moving to Manchester because he was driving round with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat. When they asked him why he had it, he laughed and replied “because I can.” Q is for question. Who’s the best man to front a firework safety campaign? Answer – The man who set his £3million mansion on fire, with fireworks, just two days before fronting the campaign. R is for role-model. Balotelli is the ideal role-model for kids everywhere. Whether he’s throwing darts, setting off fireworks indoors or abusing the general public, Mario’s behaviour is always top-notch! S is for show off. When Balotelli won the European Golden Boy Trophy he bragged that he had never even heard of his closest rival, Jack Wilshere, but would find out who he was just so he could remind him that he came in 2nd place. T is for tyre-track. My personal favourite of Mario’s crazy haircuts. (It was hard to pick a favourite) U is for undoubted talent. Aged just 21 Balotelli has already scored nearly 50 professional goals and has won 7 major trophies, including the Champions League. V is for visitor. Balotelli once took his younger brother to visit a women’s prison. When questioned by guards Mario said he and his brother were “just curious at the fact that it was a women’s prison.” W is for “why always me?” X is for x-ray. Balotelli has been sidelined several times throughout his career due to recurring knee injuries. Y is for youth team. Balotelli was once found guilty of throwing darts at members of the Man City youth team. His excuse? “I got bored and wanted to pass some time.” Z is for zoom. Following Man City’s 6-1 win over Man Utd, Balotelli reportedly drove around Manchester high-fiving City fans out of his car window. I’m not sure about the validity of this story, but let’s face it – it does sound like something he’d do… Canny tbh. Nice little summary there. Ah Mario Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The one for J. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/15/mario-balotelli-micah-richards-confrontation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/SPORT/Pix/pictures/2011/12/15/1323964804795/Micah-Richards-007.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 That's odd. Richards has always spoken up for Balotelli in the past. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 That's odd. Richards has always spoken up for Balotelli in the past. Yeah, they're close mates apparently. Infact, that probably explains it - a nothing bust up between two friends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchWilliam Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/15/mario-balotelli-micah-richards-confrontation From that article: "the latest incident is unlikely to lead to any form of disciplinary action". Is it just me or is that line used in every Balotelli article? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 OfficialMR2 Micah Richards Me & mario are all good! these things happen in training & we shook hands after. it shows passion! #ctid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 That settles that then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Guess a few tabloid journalist had to erase the sensational city bust up stories now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Nothing story. A bust up between two mates, especially when one of them is as much of a nutter as Balotelli, means nowt. Then you consider its on a football pitch, meh. Yawn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Oh the hilarity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 ronniejoice Ronnie Joice Mario Balotelli is dressed up as Santa. Driving around Manchester. Giving out money to people on the street. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 ronniejoice Ronnie Joice Mario Balotelli is dressed up as Santa. Driving around Manchester. Giving out money to people on the street. Wish I lived in Manchester. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 What a legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dinho lad Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Where are the photos then? Nowt on Twitter, surely if he actually was doing this then there would be loads of pics of it... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/RichBalo-500x373.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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