Guest Antec Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs. Stuck in the bogs, bad chilli con carnage from last night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs. They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. f*** off, what about the tits? This you poof Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezeri Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Marseille have confirmed that striker Andre-Pierre Gignac is abroad negotiating a move away from the club. Strongly linked with move to England. (According to SSN) Loan to Fulham. Feck sake..... where's the ambition? Fulham? I wanted us to sign him before he joined Marseille but is he just another Benni McCarthy now as he's been told to lose weight by his current club? Just another lazy bastard...well that would fit for our standard for decent forward I guess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 This lad's been whacking his lass. He rang the programme though so it's alright. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 SSN signing Parker? They're going to give him a ball, cover him with magnets and let him spin around coiled wire. Infinite power. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png "Magnets are too expensive. If we can find a source of constantly falling water, and maybe a wooden wheel of some sorts..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest north shields lad Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Heard we could be trying to beat Bolton to Ngog, they have offered 4 million, we might offer half a million more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 "Eurobot: It seems there will be no late attempt to hijack the deal, and Scott Dann will join Blackburn. The defender is undergoing a medical at Ewood Park." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novocastrian Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I strongly think we have signed Modibo Maiga I strongly hope you're right. Don't know if he's any good like. Auclair on Talksport reckons he's 'not really top drawer'. A bit of a risk but that's the situation these bungling cunts have put us in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 SSN signing Parker? They're going to give him a ball, cover him with magnets and let him spin around coiled wire. Infinite power. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png "Magnets are too expensive. If we can find a source of constantly falling water, and maybe a wooden wheel of some sorts..." http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/100202-coslog-lost-466px-1030a.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 SSN signing Parker? They're going to give him a ball, cover him with magnets and let him spin around coiled wire. Infinite power. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png "Magnets are too expensive. If we can find a source of constantly falling water, and maybe a wooden wheel of some sorts..." http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/100202-coslog-lost-466px-1030a.jpg A use for Alan Smith?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 "Eurobot: It seems there will be no late attempt to hijack the deal, and Scott Dann will join Blackburn. The defender is undergoing a medical at Ewood Park." Hope he enjoyed getting relegated last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Chris B via text: "Just seen Sebastien Bassong being driven into Newcastle's training ground. Looks like a return for the defender." LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They're dancing in the streets of Tottenham. Mainly pirouettes and twirls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antec Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Heard we could be trying to beat Bolton to Ngog, they have offered 4 million, we might offer half a million less. We tried but just couldn't get it over the line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sydneycove Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Chris B via text: "Just seen Sebastien Bassong being driven into Newcastle's training ground. Looks like a return for the defender." Beaten to it :-[ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Chris B via text: "Just seen Sebastien Bassong being driven into Newcastle's training ground. Looks like a return for the defender." The B stands for Bullshitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They're dancing in the streets of Tottenham. Mainly pirouettes and twirls. I think its called looting mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pedro_de_geordieo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I strongly think we have signed Modibo Maiga I strongly hope you're right. Don't know if he's any good like. Auclair on Talksport reckons he's 'not really top drawer'. A bit of a risk but that's the situation these bungling c***s have put us in. The problem we have got is Best scored 2 goals the other day which put a spanner in the works. You know how the fat man works Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Why do these people text this shit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Chris B via text: "Just seen Sebastien Bassong being driven into Newcastle's training ground. Looks like a return for the defender." Beaten to it :-[ Your fooked if you type with one finger like me mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Chris B via text: "Just seen Sebastien Bassong being driven into Newcastle's training ground. Looks like a return for the defender." LOL That has got to be weapons grade bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs. They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. Fuck off, what about the tits? I'm a pig, they don't count, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearMagic Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Leon_Mann Leon Mann by danroan Very close source to Asamoah Gyan tells me he's handed in a transfer request. #SAFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Just realized he left his potential here when he left for spurs.. Shouldn't be long although club officials don't know where Nile Ranger hid it and neither does he. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs. They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. f*** off, what about the tits? I'm a pig, they don't count, man. Tits always count. Tits are very competent employees. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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