TheGuv Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/javaImages/44/e9/0,,10289~12773700,00.jpg Oof how nice is that kit? No sponsors too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 It's an incredibly gay rugby top. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 This cunt dead yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 A bit harsh on Ronaldo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This has to be a wind up. I know a percentage of our fans are totally blinkered to what is going on, but fucking hell this bloke who commented on a Chronicle story must surely win the Thickest fan ever award. Daley • 4 hours ago Everytime a transfer window comes around, Newcastle United fans plead for Mike Ashley to splash the cash. But Mike has already put a lot of his money into the club for little or no reward. Have a glance at the following: 1.Mapou Yanga Mbiwa - 8.5m. Huge waste of money, worst player I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. People say he is being played out of position but I've seen him in three different positions and he hasn't impressed in either. People say he is a centre back but this is arguably his worst position judging on displays on Tyneside. Only position he looks comfortable in is the substitutes bench. 2. Massadio Haidara - 2m. More famous for a tackle being made on him than any actual footballing ability. Enough said. 3. Gabiel Obertan -3m. Winger who offers nothing - no goals,no assists 4. Xisco - 5.8m. 11 games, one goal. 5. All the youngsters - Fabio Zamblera, Haris Vuckic, Tamas Kadar, Ole Soderberg, Wesley Ngo Baheng, Ben Tozer, Gael Bigirimana....all of these young players came to the club with great expectations each for around 1m and none will be at SJP for the opening day of next season. Don't blame Mike for wanting to be more careful with who we sign. Absolutely unbelievable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This has to be a wind up. I know a percentage of our fans are totally blinkered to what is going on, but f***ing hell this bloke who commented on a Chronicle story must surely win the Thickest fan ever award. Daley • 4 hours ago Everytime a transfer window comes around, Newcastle United fans plead for Mike Ashley to splash the cash. But Mike has already put a lot of his money into the club for little or no reward. Have a glance at the following: 1.Mapou Yanga Mbiwa - 8.5m. Huge waste of money, worst player I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. People say he is being played out of position but I've seen him in three different positions and he hasn't impressed in either. People say he is a centre back but this is arguably his worst position judging on displays on Tyneside. Only position he looks comfortable in is the substitutes bench. 2. Massadio Haidara - 2m. More famous for a tackle being made on him than any actual footballing ability. Enough said. 3. Gabiel Obertan -3m. Winger who offers nothing - no goals,no assists 4. Xisco - 5.8m. 11 games, one goal. 5. All the youngsters - Fabio Zamblera, Haris Vuckic, Tamas Kadar, Ole Soderberg, Wesley Ngo Baheng, Ben Tozer, Gael Bigirimana....all of these young players came to the club with great expectations each for around 1m and none will be at SJP for the opening day of next season. Don't blame Mike for wanting to be more careful with who we sign. Absolutely unbelievable. Surname must be Ashley. Or fucking thick idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Funny thing is they were all Ashley sanctioned deals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 He wants a 6.5mm right between the eyes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 All the youngsters - Fabio Zamblera, Haris Vuckic, Tamas Kadar, Ole Soderberg, Wesley Ngo Baheng, Ben Tozer, Gael Bigirimana....all of these young players came to the club with great expectations each for around 1m and none will be at SJP for the opening day of next season. THis has to be a piss take :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This has to be a wind up. I know a percentage of our fans are totally blinkered to what is going on, but f***ing hell this bloke who commented on a Chronicle story must surely win the Thickest fan ever award. Daley • 4 hours ago Everytime a transfer window comes around, Newcastle United fans plead for Mike Ashley to splash the cash. But Mike has already put a lot of his money into the club for little or no reward. Have a glance at the following: 1.Mapou Yanga Mbiwa - 8.5m. Huge waste of money, worst player I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. People say he is being played out of position but I've seen him in three different positions and he hasn't impressed in either. People say he is a centre back but this is arguably his worst position judging on displays on Tyneside. Only position he looks comfortable in is the substitutes bench. 2. Massadio Haidara - 2m. More famous for a tackle being made on him than any actual footballing ability. Enough said. 3. Gabiel Obertan -3m. Winger who offers nothing - no goals,no assists 4. Xisco - 5.8m. 11 games, one goal. 5. All the youngsters - Fabio Zamblera, Haris Vuckic, Tamas Kadar, Ole Soderberg, Wesley Ngo Baheng, Ben Tozer, Gael Bigirimana....all of these young players came to the club with great expectations each for around 1m and none will be at SJP for the opening day of next season. Don't blame Mike for wanting to be more careful with who we sign. Absolutely unbelievable. Surname must be Ashley. Or fucking thick idiot. Makes you wonder what the fuck Graeme Carr's up to - some shite in there mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 "I would also like to remind people that Athletico Madrid were perceived as a mid table club who follow our business model and who are now la Liga champions who also reached the CL final! But that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you slag off your beloved club. As I have said on many occasions, some 'fans' hatred of Ashley has outstripped their love of the toon. Any good news is treat with derision and any not so good is a reason to go nuclear.......At xmas we were 4pts behind Liverpool, so the basics are there, just some acute aquisistions and fine tuning coupled with a bit of patience is required. We are primed for take off in the next couple of seasons and actually the envy of a lot of clubs around Europe." So much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Thick as shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Remember - the club will be employing people to go on line and peddle this bullshit. I wouldn't bite too much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 "I would also like to remind people that Athletico Madrid were perceived as a mid table club who follow our business model and who are now la Liga champions who also reached the CL final! But that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you slag off your beloved club. As I have said on many occasions, some 'fans' hatred of Ashley has outstripped their love of the toon. Any good news is treat with derision and any not so good is a reason to go nuclear.......At xmas we were 4pts behind Liverpool, so the basics are there, just some acute aquisistions and fine tuning coupled with a bit of patience is required. We are primed for take off in the next couple of seasons and actually the envy of a lot of clubs around Europe." So much If the papers are to believed, there will be no fine turning by the club but more a case of a sledgehammer being taken to the current squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rent-A-Quote Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This has to be a wind up. I know a percentage of our fans are totally blinkered to what is going on, but f***ing hell this bloke who commented on a Chronicle story must surely win the Thickest fan ever award. Daley • 4 hours ago Everytime a transfer window comes around, Newcastle United fans plead for Mike Ashley to splash the cash. But Mike has already put a lot of his money into the club for little or no reward. Have a glance at the following: 1.Mapou Yanga Mbiwa - 8.5m. Huge waste of money, worst player I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. People say he is being played out of position but I've seen him in three different positions and he hasn't impressed in either. People say he is a centre back but this is arguably his worst position judging on displays on Tyneside. Only position he looks comfortable in is the substitutes bench. 2. Massadio Haidara - 2m. More famous for a tackle being made on him than any actual footballing ability. Enough said. 3. Gabiel Obertan -3m. Winger who offers nothing - no goals,no assists 4. Xisco - 5.8m. 11 games, one goal. 5. All the youngsters - Fabio Zamblera, Haris Vuckic, Tamas Kadar, Ole Soderberg, Wesley Ngo Baheng, Ben Tozer, Gael Bigirimana....all of these young players came to the club with great expectations each for around 1m and none will be at SJP for the opening day of next season. Don't blame Mike for wanting to be more careful with who we sign. Absolutely unbelievable. Surname must be Ashley. Or f***ing thick idiot. Makes you wonder what the f*** Graeme Carr's up to - some s**** in there mind. It's clear what Graeme Carr is up to...he's recommending players who cost money and require a more astute 'head coach' than we already have to accommodate these signings. It's no coincidence that one of his old recommendations, Bony, looked good scoring goals last season when we wouldn't pay his price tag, now looks good in a world cup too. Just remember that Swansea were able to fork out for him but we wouldn't, with one of the richest Englishmen as owner. cashley the tight git missed out on some profit there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rent-A-Quote Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 "I would also like to remind people that Athletico Madrid were perceived as a mid table club who follow our business model and who are now la Liga champions who also reached the CL final! But that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you slag off your beloved club. As I have said on many occasions, some 'fans' hatred of Ashley has outstripped their love of the toon. Any good news is treat with derision and any not so good is a reason to go nuclear.......At xmas we were 4pts behind Liverpool, so the basics are there, just some acute aquisistions and fine tuning coupled with a bit of patience is required. We are primed for take off in the next couple of seasons and actually the envy of a lot of clubs around Europe." So much If the papers are to believed, there will be no fine turning by the club but more a case of a sledgehammer being taken to the current squad. What that idiot doesn't get is 'acute aquisistions' (astute acquisitions?) require a bit of finance and ambition. Fine tuning requires someone who knows what they're doing with the tools they have. And patience? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it'll be 60 years next year since we last won a domestic trophy, with still the third highest average attendance in the country. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/jun/18/sports-direct-buys-stake-in-fashion-discounter-mysale Mike Ashley's Sports Direct has bought a 4.8% stake in freshly listed online fashion discounter MySale in a bid to access the Australasian and Asian markets. The retailer, led by the Newcastle United owner Ashley, did not reveal how much it paid for the Aim-listed stock, or whether it took advantage of MySale's rocky entry to the stock market earlier this week when a pricing error meant it accidentally ran a flash sale of its own shares. The Australian company, backed by Topshop owner Sir Philip Green, priced its shares at 226p last week but on Monday they were mistakenly listed at £2.26, which some automated trading programmes on City trading floors interpreted as 2.26p, triggering a selloff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This has to be a wind up. I know a percentage of our fans are totally blinkered to what is going on, but f***ing hell this bloke who commented on a Chronicle story must surely win the Thickest fan ever award. Daley • 4 hours ago Everytime a transfer window comes around, Newcastle United fans plead for Mike Ashley to splash the cash. But Mike has already put a lot of his money into the club for little or no reward. Have a glance at the following: 1.Mapou Yanga Mbiwa - 8.5m. Huge waste of money, worst player I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. People say he is being played out of position but I've seen him in three different positions and he hasn't impressed in either. People say he is a centre back but this is arguably his worst position judging on displays on Tyneside. Only position he looks comfortable in is the substitutes bench. 2. Massadio Haidara - 2m. More famous for a tackle being made on him than any actual footballing ability. Enough said. 3. Gabiel Obertan -3m. Winger who offers nothing - no goals,no assists 4. Xisco - 5.8m. 11 games, one goal. 5. All the youngsters - Fabio Zamblera, Haris Vuckic, Tamas Kadar, Ole Soderberg, Wesley Ngo Baheng, Ben Tozer, Gael Bigirimana....all of these young players came to the club with great expectations each for around 1m and none will be at SJP for the opening day of next season. Don't blame Mike for wanting to be more careful with who we sign. Absolutely unbelievable. Surname must be Ashley. Or f***ing thick idiot. Makes you wonder what the f*** Graeme Carr's up to - some s**** in there mind. It's clear what Graeme Carr is up to...he's recommending players who cost money and require a more astute 'head coach' than we already have to accommodate these signings. It's no coincidence that one of his old recommendations, Bony, looked good scoring goals last season when we wouldn't pay his price tag, now looks good in a world cup too. Just remember that Swansea were able to fork out for him but we wouldn't, with one of the richest Englishmen as owner. cashley the tight git missed out on some profit there. Exactly right. A lot of players you have to just take that gamble, something we are always shit scared to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 "I would also like to remind people that Athletico Madrid were perceived as a mid table club who follow our business model and who are now la Liga champions who also reached the CL final! But that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you slag off your beloved club. As I have said on many occasions, some 'fans' hatred of Ashley has outstripped their love of the toon. Any good news is treat with derision and any not so good is a reason to go nuclear.......At xmas we were 4pts behind Liverpool, so the basics are there, just some acute aquisistions and fine tuning coupled with a bit of patience is required. We are primed for take off in the next couple of seasons and actually the envy of a lot of clubs around Europe." So much :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Primed for take off. The envy of (...) Europe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Remember - the club will be employing people to go on line and peddle this bullshit. I wouldn't bite too much. Undoubtedly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 It's clear what Graeme Carr is up to...he's recommending players who cost money and require a more astute 'head coach' than we already have to accommodate these signings. It's no coincidence that one of his old recommendations, Bony, looked good scoring goals last season when we wouldn't pay his price tag, now looks good in a world cup too. Man, several people on here could've told you that Bony would've been an astute signing. Tooj was banging on about him for ages. Carr is good at finding contractually vulnerable average players who are subsequently available for low prices. It's nowt to write home about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 It's clear what Graeme Carr is up to...he's recommending players who cost money and require a more astute 'head coach' than we already have to accommodate these signings. It's no coincidence that one of his old recommendations, Bony, looked good scoring goals last season when we wouldn't pay his price tag, now looks good in a world cup too. Man, several people on here could've told you that Bony would've been an astute signing. Tooj was banging on about him for ages. Carr is good at finding contractually vulnerable average players who are subsequently available for low prices. It's nowt to write home about. You say that on the basis of the type of budget we should have and players we're linked with in the press, I'm sure there are far better players he has recommended in the past who would have cost more than fatty is willing to pay. I think Carr has done a good job considering the strict transfer policy we have. Not that I'm backing the transfer policy, I think its a load of bollocks personally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I'm just saying, Carr's a failed lower league manager who is adept at finding French players going for less than they're worth, like an old Peugeot at an auction. Cabaye aside, he's not exactly going beyond facilitating a horrible transfer system. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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