littlelunchbox Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 bellboy and carroll garenteed to score today you just know it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Wahey, it's Alan Parry. Impartial. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Damn, if I was watching this in 3D I could be loistening to Gary Beartles telling me that we need to be getting the ball into the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 4-3-3. Not sure if happy or scared. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 So, in the highlights of the old games they showed like 5/6 Liverpool goals and then the only goal they show of ours is Carroll's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Jonas at left back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Wahey, it's Alan Parry. Impartial. So true, during that line-up all he did was praise them for how good they are and simultaneously unlucky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Carroll starts against Newcastle to remind him of his job 30-03-12 ANDY Carroll will play for Liverpool against Newcastle this weekend in the hope it will trigger memories of his former behaviour. Since his move to Liverpool, the semi-tame £35M ponytail-stand has struggled to remember what he used to do on Saturdays in between getting out of bed and getting incredibly drunk. Anfield staff have had to shoo him away from the ticket booths and burger stalls, where he was caught trying to put on an apron, as Carroll continues his confused search for meaning. Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish said: “Every Friday night for the first three months we would find him near the Pier Head, making a keening noise for the Toon. “Nevertheless, we’re hoping that in 90 minutes he can regrasp the rudiments of a sport he’s been playing since he was a foal and reduce my looking the twat by enough of a margin to explain the whole Jordan Henderson confusion.” Carroll will be transported to the Two Tracksuits For £10 stadium in Newcastle in a soundproofed box to stop him breaking free and galloping amongst his herd along the Tyne Quayside demanding tits be outed for unspecified lads. Dalglish is hoping that the sight of several goals inevitably sailing into Liverpool's net will awaken some primal urge in Carroll to make his £8M-worth of leg do what it used to as a matter of instinct. Assistant manager Steve Clarke said: “We used to rub the goal net with a piece of Dirk Kuyt’s bedding to entice him, so I’m sure it’ll work with Andy so long as there’s no scent of skank in the crosswind to confuse him.” Amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Also, we need Krul to have the game of his life today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Cisse looks scaring as fuck in that picture haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 When I see Suarez's teeth, I know I'm going to get angry. Post of the year quality that. Almost as irrational as that Mackem getting his child-creature to swear at NUFC birthday cakes in ASDA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Carragher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyAnth Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Shitting it to be honest, HTL! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Woody is class bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Cisse looks scaring as f*** in that picture haha. It's his head on Shola's body. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Early Gerrard/Bellamy injury would do nicely thanks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Will this be a record for individual players booed in a game for the whole 90 minutes? Carroll, Bellamy, Enrique, Suarez? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoU Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Shaking like shit here... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Enrique pretending he has friends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas Reply Retweeted Favorite · Open Jose the bigger villain than Carroll for me. His petulant, obstructive antics in the summer hampered #nufc progress on signing a left-back. Completely agree with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michaelfoster Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 reckon 3-1 to the bin dippers, going to struggle without Colo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Use the match thread now please folks: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,92041.0.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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