Alan Pardew

[Guest icemanblue]

Fuck me, man. I can't possibly feel more optimistic, even though we've kept a clean sheet after conceding 9 goals in two games, have our captain back, and our best player able to start games... Actually, fuck this, I don't need to justify an actual real life gut feeling to some fucking sad sacks on the Internet. Good grief.

 

Watch out, he's having a paddy and being totally unreasonable.

 

If today left you more optimistic than you were yesterday then they need to bottle your dna up and sell it. Call it something like Delusion.

 

I assume that was typed out whilst winking to the camera?

 

If its delusion, it's delusion. Why shouldn't I say it how it is, though? Because you, and others, don't feel the same? I was at Liverpool, and that was almost the lowest I've ever felt as a Newcastle supporter. Because of that game, completely in isolation, I was worried we had nearly no chance of putting any more points on the board. However, today we have. We showed some spirit again, had a relatively steady looking defence and pace going forward. We probably should have scored two goals. Is it so entirely unreasonable to be encouraged by that? So much so, that I'm open to ridicule? We're not down. In fact, it's still entirely in our hands, even if two wins out of two is massively unlikely with the man in charge.

[Dave]

The Magpies have now scored only one goal in their last four Premier League fixtures

 

[Dave]

It's also just 3 goals in 7 league matches, and we haven't scored more than one in any match since 10th March.

 

Coincidentally, that was the day Mr Pardew said this:

To be honest, I think we are done. You have got to get 40 points, of course, but we are now seven points from that with nine games left, and you would expect this team to follow through with the standard it has got now to be able to do that.

 

[Mick]

It's also just 3 goals in 7 league matches, and we haven't scored more than one in any match since 10th March.

 

Coincidentally, that was the day Mr Pardew said this:

To be honest, I think we are done. You have got to get 40 points, of course, but we are now seven points from that with nine games left, and you would expect this team to follow through with the standard it has got now to be able to do that.

 

 

[Wullie]

It's also just 3 goals in 7 league matches, and we haven't scored more than one in any match since 10th March.

 

Coincidentally, that was the day Mr Pardew said this:

To be honest, I think we are done. You have got to get 40 points, of course, but we are now seven points from that with nine games left, and you would expect this team to follow through with the standard it has got now to be able to do that.

 

 

What an utter tool the bloke is.

[Dokko]

Such a fucking cunt, sorry I keep saying this, but honestly man new evidence every day comes up of how much of a stunningly colossal cunt he really is.

[Guest neesy111]

He's the worst NUFC manager I've seen in every department.

[Captain Underpants]

He's the worst NUFC manager I've seen in every department.

 

 

 

 

nah, you're right.. 

[Dave]

“We played well in the first half,” added Pardew.

 

“And, although we faded in the second, we rolled our sleeves up and dispelled some of the myths out there about us.

 

Been happening all season, no matter who the players are. Either it's the tactics, or the players as a squad aren't nearly fit enough.

[Guest neesy111]

“We played well in the first half,” added Pardew.

 

“And, although we faded in the second, we rolled our sleeves up and dispelled some of the myths out there about us.

 

Been happening all season, no matter who the players are. Either it's the tactics, or the players as a squad aren't nearly fit enough.

 

Manager is to blame for both tbh. 

[Interpolic]

Fuck me, man. I can't possibly feel more optimistic, even though we've kept a clean sheet after conceding 9 goals in two games, have our captain back, and our best player able to start games... Actually, fuck this, I don't need to justify an actual real life gut feeling to some fucking sad sacks on the Internet. Good grief.

 

Watch out, he's having a paddy and being totally unreasonable.

 

If today left you more optimistic than you were yesterday then they need to bottle your dna up and sell it. Call it something like Delusion.

 

I assume that was typed out whilst winking to the camera?

 

If its delusion, it's delusion. Why shouldn't I say it how it is, though? Because you, and others, don't feel the same? I was at Liverpool, and that was almost the lowest I've ever felt as a Newcastle supporter. Because of that game, completely in isolation, I was worried we had nearly no chance of putting any more points on the board. However, today we have. We showed some spirit again, had a relatively steady looking defence and pace going forward. We probably should have scored two goals. Is it so entirely unreasonable to be encouraged by that? So much so, that I'm open to ridicule? We're not down. In fact, it's still entirely in our hands, even if two wins out of two is massively unlikely with the man in charge.

 

OK listen, I'll tell you why I've got such a problem with what you've said.

 

As I understand it, what you've said is that you are more confident and optimistic about us staying up now than what you were this morning.

 

Last week and also this morning, lots of people have asked me whether I thought we'd go down.  I've been saying that I don't know, that I'm 50-50 and that it's probably more dependent on Wigan than us at present because you can't rely on us to win a game away from home, and the way we're playing the Arsenal game's a write-off.

 

Today we drew 0-0 in a game we really could have done with winning.  The manner of it sticks in the throat for me.  We settled for a draw after an hour as if we had the luxury of picking and choosing where we get our points.  But that's another story I suppose.

 

Even more importantly Wigan won at West Brom.  Sunderland are likely to get a result at home to Stoke tomorrow.

 

So Inochi.  If Sunderland get a draw or better and Wigan win on Tuesday we're in the bottom 3.  I had nightmares about Wigan winning today and us not winning our game because it puts us in an infinitely worse position than when the games kicked off. 

 

And you're more optimistic?  It pisses me off if I'm honest.  It's unreal.  I can't believe what I'm reading.

[Captain Underpants]

“We played well in the first half,” added Pardew.

 

“And, although we faded in the second, we rolled our sleeves up and dispelled some of the myths out there about us.

 

Been happening all season, no matter who the players are. Either it's the tactics, or the players as a squad aren't nearly fit enough.

 

This.

 

Just hope that if we do replace Pardew in the summer, its not just him but the whole setup. Physios, coaches all of them.

[Wullie]

“We played well in the first half,” added Pardew.

 

“And, although we faded in the second, we rolled our sleeves up and dispelled some of the myths out there about us.

 

Been happening all season, no matter who the players are. Either it's the tactics, or the players as a squad aren't nearly fit enough.

 

Pity he didn't dispell the myth about us being negative as fuck and scared shitless of absolutely everyone.

 

Funny how today we were all worried about West Brom because they're safe and we're worried about Swansea because they're safe, and we're worried about West Brom because they're (still) safe next week too. Meanwhile we go to West Ham (yep you've guessed it) and absolutely shit ourselves.

[Interpolic]

“We played well in the first half,” added Pardew.

 

“And, although we faded in the second, we rolled our sleeves up and dispelled some of the myths out there about us.

 

Been happening all season, no matter who the players are. Either it's the tactics, or the players as a squad aren't nearly fit enough.

 

We chose to fade in the second half.  Same as it ever was.

[Interpolic]

“We played well in the first half,” added Pardew.

 

“And, although we faded in the second, we rolled our sleeves up and dispelled some of the myths out there about us.

 

Been happening all season, no matter who the players are. Either it's the tactics, or the players as a squad aren't nearly fit enough.

 

Pity he didn't dispell the myth about us being negative as fuck and scared shitless of absolutely everyone.

 

Funny how today we were all worried about West Brom because they're safe and we're worried about Swansea because they're safe, and we're worried about West Brom because they're (still) safe next week too. Meanwhile we go to West Ham (yep you've guessed it) and absolutely shit ourselves.

 

Good point well made.  I'm so angry at the minute, and almost everyone I spoke to after the game was too.  Seeing us voluntarily hang on after 60 minutes in a game where we could have made great strides towards staying up was something I never even expected of Pardew.  Whole new levels of negative.

[Guest icemanblue]

Fuck me, man. I can't possibly feel more optimistic, even though we've kept a clean sheet after conceding 9 goals in two games, have our captain back, and our best player able to start games... Actually, fuck this, I don't need to justify an actual real life gut feeling to some fucking sad sacks on the Internet. Good grief.

 

Watch out, he's having a paddy and being totally unreasonable.

 

If today left you more optimistic than you were yesterday then they need to bottle your dna up and sell it. Call it something like Delusion.

 

I assume that was typed out whilst winking to the camera?

 

If its delusion, it's delusion. Why shouldn't I say it how it is, though? Because you, and others, don't feel the same? I was at Liverpool, and that was almost the lowest I've ever felt as a Newcastle supporter. Because of that game, completely in isolation, I was worried we had nearly no chance of putting any more points on the board. However, today we have. We showed some spirit again, had a relatively steady looking defence and pace going forward. We probably should have scored two goals. Is it so entirely unreasonable to be encouraged by that? So much so, that I'm open to ridicule? We're not down. In fact, it's still entirely in our hands, even if two wins out of two is massively unlikely with the man in charge.

 

OK listen, I'll tell you why I've got such a problem with what you've said.

 

As I understand it, what you've said is that you are more confident and optimistic about us staying up now than what you were this morning.

 

Last week and also this morning, lots of people have asked me whether I thought we'd go down.  I've been saying that I don't know, that I'm 50-50 and that it's probably more dependent on Wigan than us at present because you can't rely on us to win a game away from home, and the way we're playing the Arsenal game's a write-off.

 

Today we drew 0-0 in a game we really could have done with winning.  The manner of it sticks in the throat for me.  We settled for a draw after an hour as if we had the luxury of picking and choosing where we get our points.  But that's another story I suppose.

 

Even more importantly Wigan won at West Brom.  Sunderland are likely to get a result at home to Stoke tomorrow.

 

So Inochi.  If Sunderland get a draw or better and Wigan win on Tuesday we're in the bottom 3.  I had nightmares about Wigan winning today and us not winning our game because it puts us in an infinitely worse position than when the games kicked off. 

 

And you're more optimistic?  It pisses me off if I'm honest.  It's unreal.  I can't believe what I'm reading.

 

So, in essence, it pisses you off because you don't agree or feel the same way. That's alright. I don't understand why my opinion would piss you off, at all, but it's not my problem. If you'd asked me this morning if I'd take a point, I'd have said 'aye, gan on then'. I don't disagree that other results have went the worst possible way they could have and, if Wigan and Sunderland win, I'll be back to square one. But, those games haven't been decided yet. It's always been the case that we need to do our bit to negate those results. I'm repeating myself, but that's largely still the case. So, at this point in time, I am a little more optimistic than I was before the game.

 

I admitted that it was an odd reaction to the game, but I'm not saying anyone else is wrong.

[Dave]

QPR is going to be fun to watch, seeing us do a complete 180 on our approach to matches and go all out to win. Yes, that will definitely happen.

[Mattoon]

Sorry to butt in but how can you possibly be more optimistic now we're staring down a barrel?? Yes we could have scored two but were it not for some desperate last ditch defending we could have easily let in 3 or more. We defended better to a point and kept Wham at bay for the most of the match. However we were bereft of ideas going forward and our goal scoring record is abysmal!

 

Come Wednesday we may very well find ourselves in 18th and now looking to other teams to do us a favour, we could have put this to bed and put the pressure on other teams by setting the benchmark. But he'll no, Pardew shuts up fucking shop just after the hour "oh it's ok we can go to qpr and get the win a draw will do" will it fuck!! We are now royally screwed.

 

A result at wham would have put us with a little daylight between us and 18th however now the pressure is on us to get a win and nothing else. That pressure is too much for some to handle and could have been avoided, we've been far too casual in our approach and its going to bite us on the ass.

 

So although I can't say you don't feel more confident as that is you prerogative I can say that I agree you must be delusional for feeling that and believing we are in some way in better shape than before. The wheels have come off for sure and it's 1 step forward and two steps back today. We undoubtedly are going to need some kind of result at home to Arsenal and no team in the premiership would be happy with that!

[Interpolic]

Fuck me, man. I can't possibly feel more optimistic, even though we've kept a clean sheet after conceding 9 goals in two games, have our captain back, and our best player able to start games... Actually, fuck this, I don't need to justify an actual real life gut feeling to some fucking sad sacks on the Internet. Good grief.

 

Watch out, he's having a paddy and being totally unreasonable.

 

If today left you more optimistic than you were yesterday then they need to bottle your dna up and sell it. Call it something like Delusion.

 

I assume that was typed out whilst winking to the camera?

 

If its delusion, it's delusion. Why shouldn't I say it how it is, though? Because you, and others, don't feel the same? I was at Liverpool, and that was almost the lowest I've ever felt as a Newcastle supporter. Because of that game, completely in isolation, I was worried we had nearly no chance of putting any more points on the board. However, today we have. We showed some spirit again, had a relatively steady looking defence and pace going forward. We probably should have scored two goals. Is it so entirely unreasonable to be encouraged by that? So much so, that I'm open to ridicule? We're not down. In fact, it's still entirely in our hands, even if two wins out of two is massively unlikely with the man in charge.

 

OK listen, I'll tell you why I've got such a problem with what you've said.

 

As I understand it, what you've said is that you are more confident and optimistic about us staying up now than what you were this morning.

 

Last week and also this morning, lots of people have asked me whether I thought we'd go down.  I've been saying that I don't know, that I'm 50-50 and that it's probably more dependent on Wigan than us at present because you can't rely on us to win a game away from home, and the way we're playing the Arsenal game's a write-off.

 

Today we drew 0-0 in a game we really could have done with winning.  The manner of it sticks in the throat for me.  We settled for a draw after an hour as if we had the luxury of picking and choosing where we get our points.  But that's another story I suppose.

 

Even more importantly Wigan won at West Brom.  Sunderland are likely to get a result at home to Stoke tomorrow.

 

So Inochi.  If Sunderland get a draw or better and Wigan win on Tuesday we're in the bottom 3.  I had nightmares about Wigan winning today and us not winning our game because it puts us in an infinitely worse position than when the games kicked off. 

 

And you're more optimistic?  It pisses me off if I'm honest.  It's unreal.  I can't believe what I'm reading.

 

So, in essence, it pisses you off because you don't agree or feel the same way. That's alright. I don't understand why my opinion would piss you off, at all, but it's not my problem. If you'd asked me this morning if I'd take a point, I'd have said 'aye, gan on then'. I don't disagree that other results have went the worst possible way they could have and, if Wigan and Sunderland win, I'll be back to square one. But, those games haven't been decided yet. It's always been the case that we need to do our bit to negate those results. I'm repeating myself, but that's largely still the case. So, at this point in time, I am a little more optimistic than I was before the game.

 

I admitted that it was an odd reaction to the game, but I'm not saying anyone else is wrong.

 

It doesn't piss me off when people have a different opinion to me, it pisses me off when people are so gleefully oblivious to the glaringly obvious.

 

We're in a worse position now than we were this morning.  I'm not sure how that can be disputed.

 

A draw would only have been an OK result today only if Wigan didn't win.  As it stands, we've put all of our eggs in one basket, i.e. winning only our 2nd away game in an entire season.  We could have made it a lot easier for ourselves today but we took our only 2 dynamic players off, a decision you've backed.

 

You must have huge confidence in Swansea on Tuesday or us against QPR next week.  I'm honestly still struggling to see why you're more optimistic after today.

[ponsaelius]

I'm perplexed at how anybody can be more confident after today like.

[BONTEMPI]

Fucking disgrace of a manager.  Just look at the players, they're fucking clueless of how to play as a unit.

 

Yeah, try and deflect your garbage excuse of management you turbo shit rubber faced cunt!

[Spudil]

Pardew talking about honesty, integrity and dignity

[Interpolic]

QPR is going to be fun to watch, seeing us do a complete 180 on our approach to matches and go all out to win. Yes, that will definitely happen.

 

Yeah exactly.  We can bank on us getting the 3 points there FFS.

 

Of course I hope it happens and it might happen, but if it doesn't then we'll be looking at games like today and wondering why we didn't try to win.

[Guest Miguel Piñero]

'What have you learnt about yourserlf Alan'

 

'Im disappointed with some of the press pack'

[Jordan]

Turning on north east press? He's finished here and he know's it.