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I genuinely can't believe James Collins gets games in the premiership. He's the worst footballer I think I've seen in the top 4 divisions. Utterly disgusting. Even just last week he got sent of for being an absolute pleb. Rest of the time he launches it skywards and batters folk.

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Hart - obviously a good keeper but really not this colossus he's made out to be. Also a massive twat.

 

G. Johnson - made a career out of being fast-ish and scoring a couple of worldies for Portsmouth. Generally not that good and a gash defender. Bit of a bastard.

Terry - twat

Williams - dirty cunt

Luke Shaw - not actually that good. Not necessarily a twat. Well done.

 

Larsson - cheating cunt with an annoying face

Gerrard - cheating cunt who was time and time again excused shite performances because he's Mr Liverpool and Captain Fantastic.

Wilshere - total cunt with a cunt haircut and cunt face. A horrible person.

Sterling - just look at him. Cunt.

 

Agbonlahor - star of a very long-term episode of Faking It. Gormless.

Rooney - compared to others in this team, actually not that much of a twat. Just a sorry state of a footballer compared to what he was, and what he could have been.

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Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name.

 

The one who played and scored for us on Sunday?

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Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name.

 

The one who played and scored for us on Sunday?

:lol: :lol: fucking hell, I knew I'd become a bit disolousened (Apple has no idea how to fix that mess) and out of touch but I didn't realise it was that bad.
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Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name.

 

The one who played and scored for us on Sunday?

:lol: :lol: fucking hell, I knew I'd become a bit disolousened (Apple has no idea how to fix that mess) and out of touch but I didn't realise it was that bad.

 

:lol: :lol: classic Hans

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Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name.

 

The one who played and scored for us on Sunday?

:lol: :lol: f***ing hell, I knew I'd become a bit disolousened (Apple has no idea how to fix that mess) and out of touch but I didn't realise it was that bad.

 

:lol: :lol: classic Hans

 

:lol: that's fucking awful hans man

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Foster

 

Jenkinson

Glen Johnson

Wes Brown

Ashley Williams

 

Carrick

Oxlade-Chamberlain

Ashley Young

Chadli

 

Rooney

Costa

 

HM - McManaman, Obi-Mikel, Navas, Lucas, Hererra and Gosling.

Manager - Pardcunt.

 

Some all-time Premiership ones; Kewell, Carragher, Carsley, Cygan, Babayaro, Alan Smith, Scholes, Owen, Duff, Spearing and Bendtner.

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‏@ChelseaFC

JT says can take criticism from top ex-players like Rio Ferdinand, Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville, but not ones like Robbie Savage. #CFC

 

 

Terry is a twat of the highest order, but you have to admire that stinging attack on Savage :lol:

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