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He might be only able to make the odd 15 min appearance from the subs bench, but he can still be our saviour. You know why?

 

Because he's one of owwn! One of our OWWWN!!  :indi: :Jonny2J: :clap2:

 

He's not a bad option to bring off the bench so not got a problem with that. Certainly better than bringing Joselu off the bench that's for sure.

 

True tbf.

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He might be only able to make the odd 15 min appearance from the subs bench, but he can still be our saviour. You know why?

 

Because he's one of owwn! One of our OWWWN!!  :indi: :Jonny2J: :clap2:

 

He's not a bad option to bring off the bench so not got a problem with that. Certainly better than bringing Joselu off the bench that's for sure.

 

Joselu was a stop gap under a manager who wanted to compete. Carroll is the final solution for a manager who will be happy with 17th.

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He might be only able to make the odd 15 min appearance from the subs bench, but he can still be our saviour. You know why?

 

Because he's one of owwn! One of our OWWWN!!  :indi: :Jonny2J: :clap2:

 

He's not a bad option to bring off the bench so not got a problem with that. Certainly better than bringing Joselu off the bench that's for sure.

 

Joselu was a stop gap under a manager who wanted to compete. Carroll is the final solution for a manager who will be happy with 17th.

 

Not disagreeing about the manager and who would, but Carroll is still a far better option than Joselu off the bench.

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He might be only able to make the odd 15 min appearance from the subs bench, but he can still be our saviour. You know why?

 

Because he's one of owwn! One of our OWWWN!!  :indi: :Jonny2J: :clap2:

 

He's not a bad option to bring off the bench so not got a problem with that. Certainly better than bringing Joselu off the bench that's for sure.

 

True tbf.

 

This is the whole issue in a nutshell...the choice should not in a million years be between Joselu and Carroll for a club like NUFC. If everyone turns their back on Ashley's football company then something might finally give. Not cheer this shit on.

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He might be only able to make the odd 15 min appearance from the subs bench, but he can still be our saviour. You know why?

 

Because he's one of owwn! One of our OWWWN!!  :indi: :Jonny2J: :clap2:

 

He's not a bad option to bring off the bench so not got a problem with that. Certainly better than bringing Joselu off the bench that's for sure.

 

True tbf.

 

This is the whole issue in a nutshell...the choice should not in a million years be between Joselu and Carroll for a club like NUFC. If everyone turns their back on Ashley's football company then something might finally give. Not cheer this s*** on.

 

Totally agree

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The last 2 and a bit years he hasn't been.

 

He has hardly played, only reason.

 

Still made 28 appearances, scored 3.

 

How many starts? Are you really trying to say that Joselu would be a better option from the bench than Carroll  ;D ;D

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We should be aiming for better than Carroll. No doubt.

 

But anybody that says Joselu is better than Carroll is simply wrong.

 

Joselu couldn't hold the ball up, link up the play, win headers. He was fucking powder puff.

 

 

Yep, he was fucking atrocious.

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We should be aiming for better than Carroll. No doubt.

 

But anybody that says Joselu is better than Carroll is simply wrong.

 

Joselu couldn't hold the ball up, link up the play, win headers. He was fucking powder puff.

 

 

There is no evidence to back this up in the last 2 seasons since we signed Joselu. Zero. Joselu in that time has

A) been available more.

B) scored at a better ratio than Carroll.

 

We’re not comparing Joselu to 2010 Andy Carroll here. It’s not ‘defending Joselu’ as you’ve put it, it’s more pointing out what an absolute clusterfuck of a signing this was and replacing 2017/19 Joselu with 2017/19 Carroll in our 25 man squad has in no way improved us.

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We should be aiming for better than Carroll. No doubt.

 

But anybody that says Joselu is better than Carroll is simply wrong.

 

Joselu couldn't hold the ball up, link up the play, win headers. He was fucking powder puff.

 

 

There is no evidence to back this up in the last 2 seasons since we signed Joselu. Zero. Joselu in that time has

A) been available more.

B) scored at a better ratio than Carroll.

 

We’re not comparing Joselu to 2010 Andy Carroll here. It’s not ‘defending Joselu’ as you’ve put it, it’s more pointing out what an absolute clusterfuck of a signing this was and replacing 2017/19 Joselu with 2017/19 Carroll in our 25 man squad has in no way improved us.

 

Joselu had ONE assist in two seasons. ONE.  :lol:

 

At least 2 of the 6 goals he scored in 2 seasons came off his shin in a totally bungly fashion.

 

He had a couple of decent goals against Spurs and Chelsea and that was it. That missed pen against Burnley at home was the fucking

tamest pen of all time. Unforgivable.

 

Carroll injury record is wank but he will clearly cause more problems to defences than Joselu would.

 

 

 

 

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We should be aiming for better than Carroll. No doubt.

 

But anybody that says Joselu is better than Carroll is simply wrong.

 

Joselu couldn't hold the ball up, link up the play, win headers. He was fucking powder puff.

 

 

There is no evidence to back this up in the last 2 seasons since we signed Joselu. Zero. Joselu in that time has

A) been available more.

B) scored at a better ratio than Carroll.

 

We’re not comparing Joselu to 2010 Andy Carroll here. It’s not ‘defending Joselu’ as you’ve put it, it’s more pointing out what an absolute clusterfuck of a signing this was and replacing 2017/19 Joselu with 2017/19 Carroll in our 25 man squad has in no way improved us.

 

Joselu had ONE assist in two seasons. ONE.  :lol:

 

At least 2 of the 6 goals he scored in 2 seasons came off his shin in a totally bungly fashion.

 

He had a couple of decent goals against Spurs and Chelsea and that was it. That missed pen against Burnley at home was the fucking

tamest pen of all time. Unforgivable.

 

Carroll injury record is wank but he will clearly cause more problems to defences than Joselu would.

 

 

 

 

 

Guessing we should just sign injury crocks from now on under your logic.

 

No one is disputing that Carroll was a better player than Joselu, but there's zero point in having a player who is never available. 

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