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I know we've never had such a w***** like this in charge, even Fat Head wasn't this mental.

 

Fun night out with your Manchester United supporting friends mate?

 

To their credit they hardly mentioned it. Then they all fuck off to the casino and i went home alone :lol:

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I know we've never had such a w***** like this in charge, even Fat Head wasn't this mental.

 

Fun night out with your Manchester United supporting friends mate?

 

To their credit they hardly mentioned it. Then they all f*** off to the casino and i went home alone :lol:

 

You got off as lightly as Pardew did then  :lol:

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Worse than Souness, Roeder and Big Sam. For me anyway!

 

:thup:

 

Yeah, would genuinly rather have Allardyce. At least he has a style of play. A horrid detestable style of play, but a style of play no less.

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I know we've never had such a w***** like this in charge, even Fat Head wasn't this mental.

 

Fun night out with your Manchester United supporting friends mate?

 

To their credit they hardly mentioned it. Then they all f*** off to the casino and i went home alone :lol:

 

You got off as lightly as Pardew did then  :lol:

 

Harsh like :lol:

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Fucking hell, the glimmer of hope that he would go is fading equally as quick after each game. Now there's just another week of pure dread until we produce another nothingness show.

 

The state of this club when this guy is still in a job. Why is this happening?

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Fucking hell, the glimmer of hope that he would go is fading equally as quick after each game. Now there's just another week of pure dread until we produce another nothingness show.

 

The state of this club when this guy is still in a job. Why is this happening?

 

Mike Ashley's football knowledge.

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of shit. At least that's what I have convinced myself. Al Pards' excuses and explanations in the media are at an all-time high when it comes to the illogical, senseless rubbish he is serving up. I have convinced myself that he knows it's twitchy arse time now, and that he'll be out on said twitchy arse relatively soon. Some time in the next 6 years.

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of shit. At least that's what I have convinced myself. Al Pards' excuses and explanations in the media are at an all-time high when it comes to the illogical, senseless rubbish he is serving up. I have convinced myself that he knows it's twitchy arse time now, and that he'll be out on said twitchy arse relatively soon. Some time in the next 6 years.

 

He had a window of opportunity to at least attempt that last month and slammed it shut with a fine.

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Ashley doesn't give a f*** as long as we're in the premiership, it's not lack of football knowledge at all, it's cynical knowledge that he has a trapped audience who won't boycott or anything and advertising to a huge tv audience. A lot of the premier league is run with this sort of cynicism but we've taken it to another level.

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of shit. At least that's what I have convinced myself. Al Pards' excuses and explanations in the media are at an all-time high when it comes to the illogical, senseless rubbish he is serving up. I have convinced myself that he knows it's twitchy arse time now, and that he'll be out on said twitchy arse relatively soon. Some time in the next 6 years.

 

He had a window of opportunity to at least attempt that last month and slammed it shut with a fine.

 

Yup. If he didn't get fired after that, he's not going anywhere until we're living in the bottom 3 next year. We've got to burn another season just to rid ourselves of this guy. Then all we can hope is that the next appointment isn't just as bad. Although we know it will be.

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of s***.

 

Not Fucking difficult... gardening leave.

 

He is on performance based pay, right?

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of s***. At least that's what I have convinced myself. Al Pards' excuses and explanations in the media are at an all-time high when it comes to the illogical, senseless rubbish he is serving up. I have convinced myself that he knows it's twitchy arse time now, and that he'll be out on said twitchy arse relatively soon. Some time in the next 6 years.

 

He had a window of opportunity to at least attempt that last month and slammed it shut with a fine.

 

Yup. If he didn't get fired after that, he's not going anywhere until we're living in the bottom 3 next year. We've got to burn another season just to rid ourselves of this guy. Then all we can hope is that the next appointment isn't just as bad. Although we know it will be.

 

I'm honestly not sure that it could get much worse. It's not just how bad the results are, the lack of any football style, but the man is an utter cunt, and has actively tried to get rid of the most talented player we've had here in years. It can't get much worse

 

Oh it's going to be much, much worse next year.

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3 and half years and will have no style, no system, no idea how to create decent chances. We can't cross, we can't take a corner, we can't defend and are boring as fuck.

 

Yeah lets keep him :lol:. I'd rather take a plunge into the abyss of someone else than stick with this fucking genius.

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of s***. At least that's what I have convinced myself. Al Pards' excuses and explanations in the media are at an all-time high when it comes to the illogical, senseless rubbish he is serving up. I have convinced myself that he knows it's twitchy arse time now, and that he'll be out on said twitchy arse relatively soon. Some time in the next 6 years.

 

He had a window of opportunity to at least attempt that last month and slammed it shut with a fine.

 

Yup. If he didn't get fired after that, he's not going anywhere until we're living in the bottom 3 next year. We've got to burn another season just to rid ourselves of this guy. Then all we can hope is that the next appointment isn't just as bad. Although we know it will be.

 

I'm honestly not sure that it could get much worse. It's not just how bad the results are, the lack of any football style, but the man is an utter c***, and has actively tried to get rid of the most talented player we've had here in years. It can't get much worse

 

Oh it's going to be much, much worse next year.

 

:lol: I meant another manager couldn't be worse. If pardew stays then next year will be beyond anything

 

Oh, nah. Another manager would be great, but there's no scoreline that puts this guy under pressure, it seems.

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if only we all bet a quid on him going to Norwich next season, the odds would be slashed, and  then the press could tear his typical 'end of season' record apart...

 

Ok, clutching at straws.

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The day he goes I'll cry for hours. Haven't hated that many things in life but this is reaching a level I wasn't aware of. That feeling will be up there.

 

On that note. Imagine dying while Pardew is still the manager of the club...

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of s***. At least that's what I have convinced myself. Al Pards' excuses and explanations in the media are at an all-time high when it comes to the illogical, senseless rubbish he is serving up. I have convinced myself that he knows it's twitchy arse time now, and that he'll be out on said twitchy arse relatively soon. Some time in the next 6 years.

 

He had a window of opportunity to at least attempt that last month and slammed it shut with a fine.

 

Yup. If he didn't get fired after that, he's not going anywhere until we're living in the bottom 3 next year. We've got to burn another season just to rid ourselves of this guy. Then all we can hope is that the next appointment isn't just as bad. Although we know it will be.

 

I'm honestly not sure that it could get much worse. It's not just how bad the results are, the lack of any football style, but the man is an utter c***, and has actively tried to get rid of the most talented player we've had here in years. It can't get much worse

 

Oh it's going to be much, much worse next year.

 

:lol: I meant another manager couldn't be worse. If pardew stays then next year will be beyond anything

 

Oh, nah. Another manager would be great, but there's no scoreline that puts this guy under pressure, it seems.

 

It's truly a unique situation tbf. I don't think I've seen a manager this bulletproof, well ever tbh

 

:lol: I've never seen it in any sport.

 

edit: Maybe Marinelli during the Lions 0-16 season? But he was a dead man walking for weeks, plus with the draft, aside from the shame it wasn't so bad. Ameritoon?

 

In this kind of sport, being this terrible, having lost the team more than a year ago. Selling the best player and completely alienating the only guy with the capability to step up...it's a master class in being terrible.

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I'm fairly certain, based on nothing at all, that Ashley is seeking legal advice on how to get rid of this sack of s***. At least that's what I have convinced myself. Al Pards' excuses and explanations in the media are at an all-time high when it comes to the illogical, senseless rubbish he is serving up. I have convinced myself that he knows it's twitchy arse time now, and that he'll be out on said twitchy arse relatively soon. Some time in the next 6 years.

 

He had a window of opportunity to at least attempt that last month and slammed it shut with a fine.

 

Yup. If he didn't get fired after that, he's not going anywhere until we're living in the bottom 3 next year. We've got to burn another season just to rid ourselves of this guy. Then all we can hope is that the next appointment isn't just as bad. Although we know it will be.

 

I'm honestly not sure that it could get much worse. It's not just how bad the results are, the lack of any football style, but the man is an utter c***, and has actively tried to get rid of the most talented player we've had here in years. It can't get much worse

 

Oh it's going to be much, much worse next year.

 

:lol: I meant another manager couldn't be worse. If pardew stays then next year will be beyond anything

 

Oh, nah. Another manager would be great, but there's no scoreline that puts this guy under pressure, it seems.

 

It's truly a unique situation tbf. I don't think I've seen a manager this bulletproof, well ever tbh

 

Good point.

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The day he goes I'll cry for hours. That feeling will be up there.

 

On that note. Imagine dying while Pardew is still the manager of the club...

 

 

If i only had a few days to live i'd take one for the team :lol:

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