Twinport53 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Chill oot Polic, who has pissed in your cornflakes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I reckon he's secretly teasing her as she watches him type. "Fat slag." "Chubby whore"...he types...she's licking her lips...as he teases with his sausage n the keyboard. Typing out profanities that make her temperature soar...like a fat lass in a chip shop. This is foreplay, in the Bimpy house...bitches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I reckon he's secretly teasing her as she watches him type. "Fat slag." "Chubby whore"...he types...she's licking her lips...as he teases with his sausage n the keyboard. Typing out profanities that make her temperature soar...like a fat lass in a chip shop. This is foreplay, in the Bimpy house...bitches. Wtf is that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I knew I shouldn't click on this motherfucking thread. But what did I do? I clicked on this motherfucking thread and caught eye cancer. Who do I blame? Pardew. Motherfucking cunt. Well, mainly. Also polic and bimpy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Sizzling in a pan, motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Sizzling in a pan, motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Speaking of gash, maybe Mrs Bimpy is in fact beautiful, maybe she's actually a lovely lady, maybe i just post nonsense about a completely different lady for a laugh that's not to be taken seriously. Or maybe not... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that sweet. Mr Guilt has knocked at the Bimpy house... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. Jesus Christ, chill out ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. :'( I'm a nice idiot... Aren't I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Speaking of gash, maybe Mrs Bimpy is in fact beautiful, maybe she's actually a lovely lady, maybe i just post nonsense about a completely different lady for a laugh that's not to be taken seriously. Or maybe not... Oh God, who knows, it's going to be fucking hilarious either way so go down whichever avenue you think best, "bimps". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. Just don't take everything so personal. Why are you angry about something you don't have to read? Makes no sense That's what i said in the first place............tbh i think IP has a thing for me, you know all sweet like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Speaking of gash, maybe Mrs Bimpy is in fact beautiful, maybe she's actually a lovely lady, maybe i just post nonsense about a completely different lady for a laugh that's not to be taken seriously. Or maybe not... Oh God, who knows, it's going to be f***ing hilarious either way so go down whichever avenue you think best, "bimps". It'll be a Bimpy ride which ever road you take... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Speaking of gash, maybe Mrs Bimpy is in fact beautiful, maybe she's actually a lovely lady, maybe i just post nonsense about a completely different lady for a laugh that's not to be taken seriously. Or maybe not... Oh God, who knows, it's going to be fucking hilarious either way so go down whichever avenue you think best, "bimps". Honestly just chill out, i have nothing against you. Seems you do to me mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. Just don't take everything so personal. Why are you angry about something you don't have to read? Makes no sense Missing the point entirely. I frequent the forum, bimpy posts 10 times per minute, therefore I kind of do have to read it so will comment once in a while. It mystifies me how people have a go at the objection rather than the endless drivel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 On a lighter note - SanToon...your name is the anagram of TanSoon, and I will be doing just that in 7 weeks time. With my gorgeous fidanzata. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. Just don't take everything so personal. Why are you angry about something you don't have to read? Makes no sense Missing the point entirely. I frequent the forum, bimpy posts 10 times per minute, therefore I kind of do have to read it so will comment once in a while. It mystifies me how people have a go at the objection rather than the endless drivel. Fine, would you like me to stop being on here ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Oh God, he's doing the "Ian". I'm off to bed tbh. Try to turn this into a popularity contest all you like though. It does seem I'd lose that too. It's forum dumbing-down gone mad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 IP has a point, certainly as far as this thread goes. Possibly a few people could just add 'I hate Pardew and I wish he was dead in a variety of interesting and creative ways' to their sig and save having to continually type it out and bump every thread on the forum to mention it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 This is almost as big a popularity contest as Shola and Messi. Get to shelter boys - this one's gonna blow! "Fire in the hole!" [neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww booom] "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 IP has a point, certainly as far as this thread goes. Possibly a few people could just add 'I hate Pardew and I wish he was dead in a variety of interesting and creative ways' to their sig and save having to continually type it out and bump every thread on the forum to mention it. Massively. All fucking summer I've been trying to forget about this cunt and you pop in here when it's bumped hoping he's lost the power of speech, but nar it's good ol' bimps going "ah wish ee wuz dead, that'd be good, hurrr". It's annoying and it's actually been going on for ages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Oh God, he's doing the "Ian". I'm off to bed tbh. Try to turn this into a popularity contest all you like though. It does seem I'd lose that too. It's forum dumbing-down gone mad. Well bugger me, sorry you have put up with inferior beings in your magnifcent presence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 This thread is pointless and really should just be locked and no longer bothered with. Although, to be fair, that should probably apply to the entirety of the football forum after the world cup is over. There is nothing worthwhile to discuss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 IP has a point, certainly as far as this thread goes. Possibly a few people could just add 'I hate Pardew and I wish he was dead in a variety of interesting and creative ways' to their sig and save having to continually type it out and bump every thread on the forum to mention it. Massively. All fucking summer I've been trying to forget about this cunt and you pop in here when it's bumped hoping he's lost the power of speech, but nar it's good ol' bimps going "ah wish ee wuz dead, that'd be good, hurrr". It's annoying and it's actually been going on for ages. The fact that you seem to constantly fall out with people on here probably says more about you then them or the points you try to make. It also seems like you become obsessed with the people you have an issue with and constantly have a go at them for doing nothing else but stating their opinion or thoughts. Just give it a rest man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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