Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK. Nah. Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks. It's not policing of anything. People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest. How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. ah that's nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 It's hilarious stuff like, that's impossible to deny. "The lump". "Her lardness". You're a classy, classy chap. If I said that about my lass I'd hope and expect one of my mates to give me a hard slap and would accept it. But then again I wouldn't say it. Anyway nah, it's hilarious stuff. High brow. Keep it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK. Nah. Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks. It's not policing of anything. People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest. How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. ah that's nice. It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 It's hilarious stuff like, that's impossible to deny. "The lump". "Her lardness". You're a classy, classy chap. If I said that about my lass I'd hope and expect one of my mates to give me a hard slap and would accept it. But then again I wouldn't say it. Anyway nah, it's hilarious stuff. High brow. Keep it up. Thanks petal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I completely despair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK. Nah. Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks. It's not policing of anything. People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest. How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. ah that's nice. It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1] I haven't said much about her lately, i glad IP told me it's my only redeeming feature on here, i'll have to do more just for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Fuck sake guys, get a room Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 IP's positively flaming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I'm sure people go into meltdown when the season finishes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK. Nah. Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks. It's not policing of anything. People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest. How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. ah that's nice. It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1] I haven't said much about her lately, i glad IP told me it's my only redeeming feature on here, i'll have to do more just for him. I think it's completely fucking pathetic you call your partner a fat, ugly cunt at every opportunity on here for a cheap laugh. Just to clarify. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Fuck sake guys, get a room Only if you're coming darling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 IP's positively flaming. Aye, he's on form tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK. Nah. Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks. It's not policing of anything. People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest. How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. ah that's nice. It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1] I haven't said much about her lately, i glad IP told me it's my only redeeming feature on here, i'll have to do more just for him. I think it's completely fucking pathetic you call your partner a fat, ugly cunt at every opportunity on here for a cheap laugh. Just to clarify. Gee thanks, i would never have worked that out without your kind help. And she's not ugly to clarify the situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I think what we are seeing here is called "the Pardew effect" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Chill oot Polic, who has pissed in your cornflakes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I reckon he's secretly teasing her as she watches him type. "Fat slag." "Chubby whore"...he types...she's licking her lips...as he teases with his sausage n the keyboard. Typing out profanities that make her temperature soar...like a fat lass in a chip shop. This is foreplay, in the Bimpy house...bitches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I reckon he's secretly teasing her as she watches him type. "Fat slag." "Chubby whore"...he types...she's licking her lips...as he teases with his sausage n the keyboard. Typing out profanities that make her temperature soar...like a fat lass in a chip shop. This is foreplay, in the Bimpy house...bitches. Wtf is that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I knew I shouldn't click on this motherfucking thread. But what did I do? I clicked on this motherfucking thread and caught eye cancer. Who do I blame? Pardew. Motherfucking cunt. Well, mainly. Also polic and bimpy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Sizzling in a pan, motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Sizzling in a pan, motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Speaking of gash, maybe Mrs Bimpy is in fact beautiful, maybe she's actually a lovely lady, maybe i just post nonsense about a completely different lady for a laugh that's not to be taken seriously. Or maybe not... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that sweet. Mr Guilt has knocked at the Bimpy house... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. Jesus Christ, chill out ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Gash posts from me in this thread. Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner. I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread. The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. :'( I'm a nice idiot... Aren't I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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