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So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK.  Nah.  Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks.  It's not policing of anything.  People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest.

 

How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. :lol: ah that's nice.

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It's hilarious stuff like, that's impossible to deny.  "The lump". "Her lardness".  You're a classy, classy chap.  If I said that about my lass I'd hope and expect one of my mates to give me a hard slap and would accept it.  But then again I wouldn't say it.  Anyway nah, it's hilarious stuff.  High brow.  Keep it up.

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So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK.  Nah.  Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks.  It's not policing of anything.  People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest.

 

How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. :lol: ah that's nice.

It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1]

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It's hilarious stuff like, that's impossible to deny.  "The lump". "Her lardness".  You're a classy, classy chap.  If I said that about my lass I'd hope and expect one of my mates to give me a hard slap and would accept it.  But then again I wouldn't say it.  Anyway nah, it's hilarious stuff.  High brow.  Keep it up.

 

Thanks petal.

 

 

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So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK.  Nah.  Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks.  It's not policing of anything.  People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest.

 

How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. :lol: ah that's nice.

It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1]

 

I haven't said much about her lately, i glad IP told me it's my only redeeming feature on here, i'll have to do more just for him.

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So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK.  Nah.  Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks.  It's not policing of anything.  People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest.

 

How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. :lol: ah that's nice.

It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1]

 

I haven't said much about her lately, i glad IP told me it's my only redeeming feature on here, i'll have to do more just for him.

 

I think it's completely fucking pathetic you call your partner a fat, ugly cunt at every opportunity on here for a cheap laugh.  Just to clarify.

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So don't comment on people regurgitating the same recycled nonsense day after day, OK.  Nah.  Will keep saying when I think that's irksome, thanks.  It's not policing of anything.  People are just a bit precious because bimpy's continuous slagging off of his partner is so hilarious and not at all off in the slightest.

 

How very dare you bring the the lump into this. Are you saying people sort of like me because of her lardness jokes. :lol: ah that's nice.

It's the talk I liked you at first tbh[emoji1]

 

I haven't said much about her lately, i glad IP told me it's my only redeeming feature on here, i'll have to do more just for him.

 

I think it's completely fucking pathetic you call your partner a fat, ugly cunt at every opportunity on here for a cheap laugh.  Just to clarify.

 

Gee thanks, i would never have worked that out without your kind help. And she's not ugly to clarify the situation.

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I reckon he's secretly teasing her as she watches him type. "Fat slag." "Chubby whore"...he types...she's licking her lips...as he teases with his sausage n the keyboard. Typing out profanities that make her temperature soar...like a fat lass in a chip shop. This is foreplay, in the Bimpy house...bitches.

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I reckon he's secretly teasing her as she watches him type. "Fat slag." "Chubby whore"...he types...she's licking her lips...as he teases with his sausage n the keyboard. Typing out profanities that make her temperature soar...like a fat lass in a chip shop. This is foreplay, in the Bimpy house...bitches.

 

Wtf is that :lol:

 

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I knew I shouldn't click on this motherfucking thread. But what did I do? I clicked on this motherfucking thread and caught eye cancer. Who do I blame? Pardew. Motherfucking cunt. Well, mainly. Also polic and bimpy.

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Speaking of gash, maybe Mrs Bimpy is in fact beautiful, maybe she's actually a lovely lady, maybe i just post nonsense about a completely different lady for a laugh that's not to be taken seriously.

 

Or maybe not...

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Gash posts from me in this thread. :lol:

 

Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner.

 

I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread.  The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. :lol:

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Gash posts from me in this thread. :lol:

 

Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner.

 

I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread.  The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. :lol:

 

Jesus Christ, chill out ffs.

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Gash posts from me in this thread. :lol:

 

Swear to God man, what's happened to this forum if that is the main observation in a thread full of bimpy's regurgitated anti-Pardew drivel / offensive posts about his partner.

 

I give up, I'll retire to the Pet Hates thread.  The forum's gone down the pan, the idiots have taken over and they're not even nice idiots. :lol:

 

:'(

 

I'm a nice idiot...

 

Aren't I?

 

:(

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