Guest snoopythewriter Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Let's just say you're a billionaire and you bought out Ashley. The club is now yours. What would you do, realistically, in your first year in charge? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Win all the cups. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Sell all of our tops players for quick profit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 sell it to someone who knew how to run a club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Let's just say you're a billionaire and you bought out Ashley. The club is now yours. What would you do, realistically, in your first year in charge? Sell Cabaye and spend the money on Hookers and Drugs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Recoba Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 (a) Sack everyone (b) Hire David Pleat as Director of Football © Hire Peter Ridsdale as Director of Finance (d) Hire Glenn Hoddle as Director of Faith (e) Appoint Steven Taylor as Player-Manager Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Try not to act like a spoilt eric cartman and allow people the space to run the club correctly, with aims of improvement every season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 - Knob the best looking female fans - Sack Pardew and Joe - Call Simon Bird a cunt - Continue to ban Ryder for being retarded - Buy some players without selling - Employ a half likeable manager - Cancel Sholas contract to avoid manager temptation (Cancelled by employing decent manager anyway) - Sack all turnstyle staff in east stand and make it quicker, also ban retarded fans who struggle with concept of smart cards - Reduce price of pints and replace Carling with Stella, Duval, Peroni or Moretti I would probably get round to other stuff but it's a start Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Offer Ben Arfa a new deal. Sell Obertan and offload Shola. Sack Joe. Start scouting for new managers that have a history of success playing attacking football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Offer Ben Arfa a new deal. Sell Obertan and offload Shola. Sack Joe. Start scouting for new managers that have a history of success playing attacking football. Ah I had forgot about Obertan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Invest heavily in local youth football across the region. There'd be Newcastle Utd sponsored kids leagues as far as the eye could see. That phrase doesn't really work there but you get my meaning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 -Sack Pardew and Joe -Get rid of all SD advertising -Replace the Newcastle United on SJP with a better font much like the old one -Offer HBA a new contract -Appoint Marcelo Bielsa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begbie Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 1. Sack Joe Kinnear 2. Ban Joe Kinnear and Mike Ashley from our beloved stadium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Sack Pardew Sack Kinnear Restore SJP to its former glory Repair relations with fans Hire BrettNUFC as manager Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Sack Pardew. Appoint myself as manager. Appoint Shola as assistant manager while also making him retire from playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Put Kinnear through a table. Sack Kinnear. Hire forklift. Put Ashley through a table. Return forklift on time so as not to incur additional fees. Leeds, Portsmouth etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VanBarduck Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Rebuild the academy from scratch. Recruit some of Southampton and Lyon youth systems coaches. Sack Pardew, his staff and Joe Kinnear. Hire Nicolas Cortese. Hire Lucien Favre Hire Borussia Dortmund assistant coach, I can't recall his name, but his training sessions are mental ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Spend some fucking money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Sack Sack Sack, Sell Sell Sell, Buy Buy Buy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Sack and ban pardew, kinnear and ashley from the club Hire Shola as assistant Improve the training ground Buy the clairefontaine academy so we have french players for life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'd pay David Dein whatever it takes to come in for a year and drag the club up to scratch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'd pay David Dein whatever it takes to come in for a year and drag the club up to scratch. Decent call tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Give Shola a new contract. http://www.tynetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Shola-Ameobi-NUFC-training.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Does Shola even have a contract or does he just turn up with his boots, pay his subs and see if he can get a game ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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