Darth Crooks Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 'You a thought you had a new pube - then you pissed through it. HAHAHA. When's a your dolmio day?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 "Oi mate, your bum's not as nice as mine!" "Eh?!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 'Hey jack you lika de light saber I can shoot ah from my arse?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You play like this cunt I'm pointing at, fucking invisible. You disgusting ginger piss biscuit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rustin Cohle Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Jack Colback watches on in training as Paulo Di Canio gives instructions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You play like this cunt I'm pointing at, fucking invisible. You disgusting ginger piss biscuit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Carvery Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 "I have just pulled this sweetcorn out of Larsson's arse" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Colback watches on as the entire sunderland youth team attempt to crawl up Paolo Di Canio's arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Colback gets so much shit on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Don't try my patience Jack. You did kick me up the arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptoon Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Colback gets so much s*** on here. Yes its all the Mackem mischief makers coming on here pretending to be this and that and tuning the fickle majority on here against all the local lads. Colback is clearly a really decent player ! Just because he's not foreign doesn't make him a bad player YA KNA ! Our best midfield trio this season was Abeid Colback with Sissoko ahead. Quite tempted with trying this though i must admit : Krul Wilo Dummett Jaanmat Haidara Abeid Sissoko Cabella De Jong Aarons/Sammy Perez Cisse off the bench. Colback would be in straight away if this didn't work or if Abeid, Sissoko or De Jong are out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 No Colo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 What are you talking about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 toptoon not Ian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alijmitchell Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I have to say, there are things I like about him. It is always good to have someone in the side who can strike a shot from distance, who plays a simple ball, and who has a fairly good dead ball. But, all this good work is ruined by a lack of dynamism, intelligence and awareness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptoon Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 No Colo? Colo has done well for us in the past admittedly. Overrated by some i feel. He has been ropey lately and was really poor against Hull plus he's wants out at the end of the season anyway. Time to try Dummett and Williamson in my opinion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 He'd have been locked in a cupboard as a child if he were foreign, anyway so it's a moot point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptoon Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I have to say, there are things I like about him. It is always good to have someone in the side who can strike a shot from distance, who plays a simple ball, and who has a fairly good dead ball. But, all this good work is ruined by a lack of dynamism, intelligence and awareness His intelligence and awareness are good as is his passing and retention of the ball which was a breath of fresh air after being frustrated by Tiotes waywood distribution. His positioning is also very good…. ok i have to admit he's not very Dynamic or eye catching in the same way as Sissoko, Cabella and Aarons etc are but still a really decent player that does the simple things well in my opinion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 His intelligence and awareness are good as is his passing and retention of the ball which was a breath of fresh air after being frustrated by Tiotes waywood distribution He replaced Cabaye though, not Tiote. Tiote will be back in the side when he returns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 The simple things like running, passing the ball five yards and wearing a football kit? Also known as the absolute bare minimum that a footballer should be capable of? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rustin Cohle Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 The simple things like running, passing the ball five yards and wearing a football kit? Also known as the absolute bare minimum that a footballer should be capable of? Pretty much what Anita does (minus the goals and assists this season) yet there's a wankathon over Vurn on another thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I find it's always the most knowledgeable and intelligent posters who prefer Colback over Anita. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 They offer different things tbh, it's just the things Vurn offers lend themselves to a team who is trying to play football, rather than a team that is there to defend, work hard, and pray to Ganesha that they might nick a goal at home to west brom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rustin Cohle Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 They offer different things tbh, it's just the things Vurn offers lend themselves to a team who is trying to play football, rather than a team that is there to defend, work hard, and pray to Ganesha that they might nick a goal at home to west brom. Vurnon Anita plays football like a small child against his overly enthusiastic dad in the back garden. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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