Nobby Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Which football are you most like? http://www.soccerhell.co.uk/horrorscopes.php 5th October i got Darren Bent You are like Darren Bent. You're nice, but thats about it. You get invited to all the great parties, but really you're just there to make the numbers up. Whilst everyone is getting freaky in the hot-tub, they've got you minding their clothes and drinking soft drinks because you're the designated driver. Also, you occasionally make some rather bad decisions. lol at 17 August! Jenas!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesD Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 july 11th. ouch. You are like Philip Neville. You are vastly over-rated. You're in the position that you are in because of your family. You're like one of the shit Baldwin brothers that nobody really knows but can still live off the name. One of these days, somebody is going to wise up and realise what a loser you actually are. hmmm...any month plus #1 is robinson, and any month plus #10 is owen :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Owen Hargreaves. Despite trying your best to constantly fit in, it's never really going to happen. People will always see you as an outsider. Give up trying to fit in and just be who you are. Beware the Devil - he has you in his sights. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Theo Walcott. Sometimes if feels your future has already been mapped out for you and that you have the weight of the world resting your shoulders. You're still young though, so take risks and make mistakes. Drink, drugs, hookers and gambling are a good start. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like David Beckham. You're everybody's scapegoat - when things are going wrong, they blame you. It's not always your fault though, so stop trying please them. Maybe you should go and visit the Wizard of Oz and ask him for an attitude. That way, when they come calling next time, realising everything isn't your fault, you can make the bastards beg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 has anyone actually read 17th August yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johan Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Scott Parker. Player Prediction Thingy sees a McDonalds. Did you work there? Maybe just eat food there? Star in one of their adverts?. Whatever your connection to McDonalds, it doesn't matter too much. Whatever your McDonalds experience was, it was the high point of your life and you'll never top it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slimbob Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Shaun Wrights Phillips. You used to feel like the big fish in a small pond, but now you're like a goldfish in the ocean. You're lost and there's nobody offering directions. It's time to pack up your stuff and see where the tide takes you, before a whale comes across you, eats you up and shits you out into obscurity. The Jermaine Jenas one is pretty funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Wayne Rooney. You're a fat waster and find older people sexually exciting. You have the talent, but when things don't go your way, you have a serious hissy fit and start blaming everything and anybody. Your partner's a chav and you gamble too much. Sort your life out before it's too late. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toon tone rudeboy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Beckham.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Jamie Carragher. Everyone likes you. It would be a hard task to find anyone that has a bad word to say about you. You're reliable, consistant and trustworthy. Stop it, you're making the rest of us look bad. Perhaps tomorrow you could go out and call some old woman, a fat bitch. That should help balance the universe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Gary Neville. You have an annoying voice and sound like you're trying to talk through your nose. You think everyone loves you because of the crowd you hang out with, but most people actually think you're twat. Your dad has a silly name. Class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Michael Owen. Despite some setbacks, life is is generally good and won't be long till you are back to your peak. Remember, height is never usually an issue (only length and girth). Some people find midgets sexy. Your lucky animal is a zebra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Ashley Cole. You like money...a lot. You'd probably sell your own gran for a wage increase. People think you're gay despite the fact you try and play yourself off as a real heterosexual. You're fooling nobody though. Get out the closet ya homo. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Ronaldin You are like Ledley King. Or should that be King Ledley? You are the future. Some people think there are better out there than you, but you know better. Those people need to be dealt with. The means can be justified providing the end is a successful one. You have the potential to take over the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Blatantly done by a Spurs fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 You are like Michael Owen. Despite some setbacks, life is is generally good and won't be long till you are back to your peak. Remember, height is never usually an issue (only length and girth). Some people find midgets sexy. Your lucky animal is a zebra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lxsln Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 1/7 You are like Paul Robinson. People normally think of you as a commanding figure, although you are prone to silly mistakes and can't seem to take criticism too well. You try to deflect blame onto others. You can't kick a football for shit. thats me!! edit: same footballer every month?...Seems to be Paul Robinson 1/1, 1/2, 1/3 etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 july 11th. ouch. You are like Philip Neville. You are vastly over-rated. You're in the position that you are in because of your family. You're like one of the shit Baldwin brothers that nobody really knows but can still live off the name. One of these days, somebody is going to wise up and realise what a loser you actually are. hmmm...any month plus #1 is robinson, and any month plus #10 is owen :roll: Yup - I'm January 11 and got Phil Neville too :roll: You'd think they could be at least a little bit creative and use 365 players! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You are like Ashley Cole. You like money...a lot. You'd probably sell your own gran for a wage increase. People think you're gay despite the fact you try and play yourself off as a real heterosexual. You're fooling nobody though. Get out the closet ya homo. :roll: This Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nufc_geordie Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 27th June-Joe Cole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stormrider Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 BS October 10th = michael owen?? wikipedia says he was born on dec 14th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 BS October 10th = michael owen?? wikipedia says he was born on dec 14th. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MagicNumber9 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You are like Gary Neville. You have an annoying voice and sound like you're trying to talk through your nose. You think everyone loves you because of the crowd you hang out with, but most people actually think you're twat. Your dad has a silly name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You are like Gary Neville. You have an annoying voice and sound like you're trying to talk through your nose. You think everyone loves you because of the crowd you hang out with, but most people actually think you're twat. Your dad has a silly name. so true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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