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Oh fat Mike Ashley

hate you with all my life

oh fat Mike Ashley

ill stab you with a knife

oh fat Mike Ashley

just get out of our club

 

Durudurudururdududu

 

 

We want Ashley out! I said we want Ashley out!

 

 

Ashley in a coma

I hope its serious

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Sacking hughton I cant understand,

Its the last time you take the piss out us fans,

I know what I want, and I want us to get it, I want rid of mike and llambias-coz i'm, proud to be, NUFC!

 

(Anarchy in the uk)

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Guest YANKEEBLEEDSMAGPIE

Similar to when Celtic visit and they sing "We hate Souness more than you" how about "We've had owners worse than you" when the Scousers come up?

 

Just seen this. :lol:

 

"We've got Pardew and I'll cry if I want to

Cry if I want to

Cry if I want to

You would cry too if it happened to yooooou"

 

 

Ashley in a coma I hope, I hope

it's serious

 

Those are ace and I've got a few of my own, all to the tune of Give Peace A Chance:

 

All we are saying, is give Chris a chance (repeat)

 

All we are saying, is f*** Mike Ashley

 

All we are saying, is f*** off Pardew

 

In any case, the NUFC fans in Baltimore will have the volume up at our pub listening for all the songs.

 

f*** OFF ASHLEY, ASHLEY f*** OFF

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Guest SuperShola!

We want Barton and Carroll to kill Pardew, We want Barton and Carroll to kill Pardew, We want Barton and Carroll to kill Pardew,  And Mike Ashley Tooooooo!

 

Or, to piss off the scousers

 

Barton is a Geordie, Barton is a Geordie, La,la,la,la.

 

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I wanna be a Pardew ranger

I wanna live a life of danger

I wanna be a scuba diver

I wanna have a 69er

With the girl that i love best

Many a time i've sucked her breats

fucked her standing

fucked her lying

if she had wings i'd fuck her flying

now shes dead

not forgotten

dig her up

fuck her rotten

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Guest toonlass

Just seen this. :lol:

 

"We've got Pardew and I'll cry if I want to

Cry if I want to

Cry if I want to

You would cry too if it happened to yooooou"

 

Superb!

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