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Guest SuperShola!

(Ohhhhh Ashley Cole)

 

Aaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyy Carrrrrrooooooooooooolllllll, Hit his lass in the face, hit his lass in the face, hit his lass in the face.......

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The signing came out of the blue, Carroll, Carroll,

He smashes people in Bambu, Carroll, Carroll,

He glassed a lad, he hit a lass,

He fucked us off 'cause he's a twat,

Andy Carroll Liverpool number 9.

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Obviously not for us but this is class:

 

His armband lied, he was no red, Torres, Torres,

He's just a rentboy like they said, Torres, Torres,

Into our backs he plunged his knife, I hope John Terry shags his wife,

Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9!

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A few more from other teams

 

Chelsea fans:

 

He's now a Blue he was Red, Torres Torres.

He left the Kop to join the Shed, Torres Torres.

He used to go out on the rob, but now he's got a proper job.

Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9!

 

Gateshead fans, to Buxton fans

Poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Evian, poor man's Eviaaaan, you're just a poor man's Evian.

 

Scotland fans, to Italy fans

"We're gonna deep fry your pizza"

 

On Kasper Schmeichel

He stands between the posts, he's named after a ghost, oh Kasper, woooaah, oh Kasper, woooah.

 

 

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Guest toonlass

I think my mate is pissed. He just texted me this, apparently it goes to the tune of campdown races.

 

Andy Carroll is a tool, doo dah, doo dah

He went and signed for Liverpool, for a big payday

For a big payday, for a big payday

Andy Carroll is a tool, and Taylor's shagging Faye!

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Guest toonlass

I'm fully expecting the usual dross on Saturday to be sung.

 

Your support is fucking shit

I don't care about Ashley

Get out of our club

We hate cockneys

 

And then to start singing about Sunderland.

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I'm fully expecting the usual dross on Saturday to be sung.

 

Your support is f***ing s***

I don't care about Ashley

Get out of our club

We hate cockneys

 

And then to start singing about Sunderland.

 

I detest singing about Sunderland unless we play them. Why mention them? So small time

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Guest toonlass

Someone sent this into True Faith

 

"Pardew, wherever you may be,

Whoring your arse out to Mike Ashley.

It couldn't be worse

Or more-or of a farce

Sticking your tongue reet up Ashley's arse"

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To Three Lions: He's shagging Faye, he's shagging Faye, he's shagging, Taylor's shagging Faye!

 

I really hope Taylor's already been round and drilled her into the middle of next week btw.

 

Thought you meant Amdy or the one i cant spells first name for a second there.

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Guest SuperShola!

Who the fuck is Andy Carroll, Who the fuck is Andy Carroll, Who the fuck is Andy Carroll and the Mags go marching on.

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Guest Geordiesned

This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a route, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote

 

 

brilliant stuff!

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