Guest SuperShola! Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 (Ohhhhh Ashley Cole) Aaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyy Carrrrrrooooooooooooolllllll, Hit his lass in the face, hit his lass in the face, hit his lass in the face....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 The signing came out of the blue, Carroll, Carroll, He smashes people in Bambu, Carroll, Carroll, He glassed a lad, he hit a lass, He fucked us off 'cause he's a twat, Andy Carroll Liverpool number 9. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Obviously not for us but this is class: His armband lied, he was no red, Torres, Torres, He's just a rentboy like they said, Torres, Torres, Into our backs he plunged his knife, I hope John Terry shags his wife, Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 A few more from other teams Chelsea fans: He's now a Blue he was Red, Torres Torres. He left the Kop to join the Shed, Torres Torres. He used to go out on the rob, but now he's got a proper job. Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9! Gateshead fans, to Buxton fans Poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Evian, poor man's Eviaaaan, you're just a poor man's Evian. Scotland fans, to Italy fans "We're gonna deep fry your pizza" On Kasper Schmeichel He stands between the posts, he's named after a ghost, oh Kasper, woooaah, oh Kasper, woooah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 We had joy We had fun We got 35 million Number 9 for the toon You have let Newcastle doon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 You're just a s*** Ameobi................. This has to be sung at Anfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 You're just a s*** Ameobi................. This has to be sung at Anfield. Be an awesome moment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I think my mate is pissed. He just texted me this, apparently it goes to the tune of campdown races. Andy Carroll is a tool, doo dah, doo dah He went and signed for Liverpool, for a big payday For a big payday, for a big payday Andy Carroll is a tool, and Taylor's shagging Faye! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 How long before the return of We're shit, and we're sick of it!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I'm fully expecting the usual dross on Saturday to be sung. Your support is fucking shit I don't care about Ashley Get out of our club We hate cockneys And then to start singing about Sunderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 We love you Newcastle we do.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 You're just a s*** Ameobi................. This has to be sung at Anfield. Be an awesome moment that's beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I'm fully expecting the usual dross on Saturday to be sung. Your support is f***ing s*** I don't care about Ashley Get out of our club We hate cockneys And then to start singing about Sunderland. I detest singing about Sunderland unless we play them. Why mention them? So small time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I was surprised that "we don't care about Carroll" wasn't given an airing against Fulham, maybe it was too soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Alarm bells ring are you listening?? a relegation dogfight in sight Best and Ranger are shite walking in a pardew wonderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Someone sent this into True Faith "Pardew, wherever you may be, Whoring your arse out to Mike Ashley. It couldn't be worse Or more-or of a farce Sticking your tongue reet up Ashley's arse" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 To Three Lions: He's shagging Faye, he's shagging Faye, he's shagging, Taylor's shagging Faye! I really hope Taylor's already been round and drilled her into the middle of next week btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 To Three Lions: He's shagging Faye, he's shagging Faye, he's shagging, Taylor's shagging Faye! I really hope Taylor's already been round and drilled her into the middle of next week btw. Thought you meant Amdy or the one i cant spells first name for a second there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 who needs Carroll we've got Lovenkrands! na na na na na na Loven! Loven! ( ripped of Evertons who needs torres we've got yakubu) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiSSYO9t7e0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Who the fuck is Andy Carroll, Who the fuck is Andy Carroll, Who the fuck is Andy Carroll and the Mags go marching on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 4-0 down 4-4 draw cheik tiote ran the show nik nak paddy whack give the dog a bone ...all the cockneys fucked off home! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! When you're facing a route, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote brilliant stuff! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Howay Ultras! You know it's a winner! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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