Scoreboard82 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 To the tune of the 7 dwarfs "Hi Ho": 5-1,5-1, All the mackems had gone. With a penalty kick and a Nolan hat-trick, 5-1.....5-1,5-1,5-1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antec Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 To the tune of the 7 dwarfs "Hi Ho": 5-1,5-1, All the mackems had gone. With a penalty kick and a Nolan hat-trick, 5-1.....5-1,5-1,5-1. Love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 We went down, We came up, Mackems came, we fucked them up, With a nick-nack paddywack... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethH Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 We went down, We came up, Mackems came, we f***ed them up, With a nick-nack paddywack... To the tune of the 7 dwarfs "Hi Ho": 5-1,5-1, All the mackems had gone. With a penalty kick and a Nolan hat-trick, 5-1.....5-1,5-1,5-1. Both good one's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 When he goes for the ball, And he scares Cattermole. That's Tiote. When we're winning 5-1, Who does that crazy run, That's Tiote. He'll tackle them hard, He knows Olly Bernard, That's Tiote. From the Ivory Coast, Who do we love the most? That's Tiote! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 We really need an Andy Carroll "Ride me ride me" song. Howay songwriters get going. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Few songs I heard yesterday on the bus and in the ground: Nolan scored one Nolan scored two Nolan scored three and Shola two With a nick nack Paddy whack Give a dog a bone All the mackems fucked off home Were all living in Kevin Nolans house Kevin Nolans house Kevin Nolans house Wey yinahhhh Wey yinahhhh Lets all do the Nolan la la la la la ( 2,000 chickens haha ) Nolan got 3 and shola 2 stevie bruce hasn't got a clue we hate sunderland we hate sunderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 We really need an Andy Carroll "Ride me ride me" song. Howay songwriters get going. In reply to my own request, here's one nicked from another thread: "Ride Carroll Ride Carroll Ride Carroll and he will score! Ride Carroll and he will score!" Simple but effective! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 "We beat the mackems so fucking bad, took the little dignity they had". To tune of billionaire by Travis Mccoy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 "We're Newcastle in the famous black and white... Wey ya knaa, oh wey ya knaa......." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 1 , 2 , 123 , 1234 , 5-1 !! Heard that get a brief outing at the Arsenal game near me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 "We beat the mackems so fucking bad, took the little dignity they had". To tune of billionaire by Travis Mccoy. like it "we need another billionaire so fucking bad" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Heard one yesterday, but didn't get hear words clearly, but it was to the tune of The Animals came in two by two. One of the lines was ''He's got more money than me and you, he spends it all in Blu Bambu'' then finished with ''Andy Carroll Newcastle's number nine'' Think the other line was about his hair, but it sounded quite good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Pretty sure it would have been: He wears his hair like a lass, Carroll! Carroll!! He'll hit you with a fucking glass, Carroll! Carroll!! He earns me money than me and you He'll spend the lot at Blue Bamboo Andy Carroll, Newcastle number nine! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Close Otter. But the version i've sang before is He's got long it's like a lass Carroll, Carroll! Text his lass, he'll hit you with a glass! Carroll! He's got more money than me and you He spends it all in Blue Bamboo Andy Carroll, Angel of the North Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I heard another good'n yesterday Who's the player we love the most y'knar y'knar We bought him form the Ivory Coast y'knar y'knar He's better than you, he's better than me He's better than Rooneeey and Messiiiii Cheick Tiote, f***ed the Mackems up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 two i heard yesterday in the pub before the game were Nolan one, Nolan two Nolan three and Shola two with a nick nack paddywack give the dog a bone all the mackems fucked off home you know she said no you know she said no oh Titus Bramble you know she said no Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonnyameobi Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Ha ha love the Titus one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Sports Direct dot com UK's number one. So catchy it has to take off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Titus one is win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I heard another good'n yesterday Who's the player we love the most y'knar y'knar We bought him form the Ivory Coast y'knar y'knar He's better than you, he's better than me He's better than Rooneeey and Messiiiii Cheick Tiote, f***ed the Mackems up. Brilliant!1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I heard another good'n yesterday Who's the player we love the most y'knar y'knar We bought him form the Ivory Coast y'knar y'knar He's better than you, he's better than me He's better than Rooneeey and Messiiiii Cheick Tiote, f***ed the Mackems up. That's absolutely brilliant, as is the Bramble one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Well done to the level 7 lads for the reworking of the coloccini chant today. Cracking! Oh Cheryl Tweedy you are the love of my life Oh Cheryl Tweedy I'd let you shag my wife Oh Cheryl Tweedy I hate Ashley Cole too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 * I'd let you be my wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Would it not be more fun to let her shag your wife though? The money you could make with the movies too... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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