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We're having a party when Ashley dies

We're having a party when Ashley dies

We're having a party when Ashley dies

We're having a party when Ashley dies

 

Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies

Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies

Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies

Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies

 

Pass the parcel when Ashley dies

Pass the parcel when Ashley dies

Pass the parcel when Ashley dies

Pass the parcel when Ashley dies

 

Strippers and whores when Ashley dies

Strippers and whores when Ashley dies

Strippers and whores when Ashley dies

Strippers and whores when Ashley dies

 

Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies

Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies

Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies

Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies

 

Musical chairs when Ashley dies

Musical chairs when Ashley dies

Musical chairs when Ashley dies

Musical chairs when Ashley dies

 

etc, etc... Or maybe not.

 

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Guest WashyGeordie

We'll be coming,

We'll be coming,

We'll be coming down Barack Road, (or just 'the road)

When you hear the noise of the Geordie bootboys,

We'll be coming down the rooooaad..

 

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,

To wem-ber-ly we go,

We'll beat Man U,

And Arsenal too,

Hi Ho, Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho..

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A song Scotland fans have been singing for ages, and that Liverpool fans have ripped off the last year or so too. Good song but hate it when we rip other clubs' songs.

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A la johnny B. Goode

 

Weeeeell... he was signed from AstonVilla on a free,

Hoped he bang 'em in like Wayne Rooney,

 

Turns out really that he's not that good,

and he goes by the name of Marlon Harewood

 

He never really learned to trap a ball or pass that well,

But can score free headers just like he's ringing a bell

 

Go,Go.

 

Go Marlon, Go,Go.

Go Marlon, Go,Go

Go Marlon ,Go, Go.

 

...Marlon Harewood....

 

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Few new ones I heard @ Swansea game.:

 

Build a bonfire

Build a bonfire

But Mike Ashley On The Top

Put His Croonies in the middle

And buuurn the fucking lot.

 

Sports Direct

Is fucking shit

We are the geordies

Mike Ashleys a tit.

 

U-N-I----T-E-D

Theres only one United

And it's NUFC.

 

Ohh Mike Assshhhleeeeey

Hope he dies of HIVVV

Hope he dies of HIVVV

 

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Guest toonlass

What's the clapping song we always do? Been going on for years but don't know what it actually is

 

I think it goes

 

clap, clap

clap, clap

clap, clap, clap, clap clap

 

O0

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What's the clapping song we always do? Been going on for years but don't know what it actually is

 

I think it goes

 

clap, clap

clap, clap

clap, clap, clap, clap clap

 

O0

 

What does it mean I know how it goes :lol:

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To the tune of Kum Buyar

 

For F*@ks sake Marlon, trap the ball

For F*@ks sake  Marlon, pass the ball

For F*@ks sake Marlon, have a shot

Ohhh Marlon  f*@k right off

 

Not very positive but best I came up with

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Inspired by seeing the old Cornetto advert the other day on Youtube...

 

"Fabrice Pan-cra-te

Signed on a free,

Our new right-winger,

From Gay Paris (Pah-ree)

Past full-backs,

he'll run and run,

Fabrice Pancrate,

Our twenty-one"

 

Sang at a tempo and repeated, could have a similar effect to the Lovenkrands & Oh Gutierrez ones last season easily. ;)

 

i quite like that, quite hard to get started though

 

Why? You just start it with a really slow FAAAAABBBBRRRIIIICCCEEEEE and people would join in, if they knew the words.

 

this is why i think it would be hard, quite a long song and alot of words, especially as is new, but with time and effort, no reason why this couldnt be heard in the leazes in the near future

 

Think we need a short, catchy one for Wor Fab

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It's to the tune of 'get in to them, **** em up'

 

It isn't.

 

It's similar then.  :shifty:  The start of the clapping bit anyway.

 

What does it mean? I quite like it but don't know what I'm clapping for

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considering ManUtd use Joy Division for "Giggs will tear you apart, again", why dont we ever use "Lov" when it is closer to word "love"? Missing a trick lads!

 

That is mental, I was thinking the exact same thing on Saturday at the game.  :kasper:

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Anyone remember a kids tv programme called Wizadora?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizadora

 

Collocini would fit quite nicely into the theme tune for that something along the lines of:

 

"Collocini, Collocini, he's the one with the afro at the back" !

 

Think this is a link to the theme tune but the sound on my laptop is boken so I couldn't check it out!

 

 

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I'll start thinking up a song about Pancrate when I hear two commentators, pundits or newsreaders say his name the same way, cos I haven't yet!

 

It's Pan-cratt, not Pan-crate or Pan-crateh.

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