Ketsbaia Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 He'll keep Palace up this season, the media will love it, then they'll get relegated next season & nothing will be said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Pardew a good coach? LOL Only when he parks it, AMIRITE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Jack Flash, as an excavator of dirt, owes it to the footballing world to join the Crystal Palace forum and spread the good word (and any other future club forum, depending on where Pardoo lands next) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 the useless life draining cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Pardew a good coach? LOL Only when he parks it, AMIRITE I'd wager he's probably s**** at that as well the useless life draining c*** I were trying to drive the coach too well. And sometimes that's not the best way to get the coach where you want it to be. Everyone knows I always try to change gear using my front foot on the clutch, ask anyone at the DVLA, they'll tell you that. And what about all them road closures- must've been that facking Notting Hill Carnival again. We was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 From the Palace forum (sorry, it's too tempting) "I think there's a good chance that Newcastle will soon be part of the relegation battle. They are not strengtheneing in January, and if Ashton runs true to form, they might cash in on their best players" ASHTON OUT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 We're deluded and they DEFINITELY know more about Pardew than us. It's like trying to tell someone that's seeing your ex that they're mental and tried to kill you and then them just going 'yeah, well you must have provoked them, she's dead canny' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can't wait for that moment, whenever it might be, when he drops Bolasie for Glenn Murray on the right and their fans begin to realise he's completely and utter tactictard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 he's completely and utter tactictard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can't wait for that moment, whenever it might be, when he drops Bolasie for Glenn Murray on the right and their fans begin to realise he's completely and utter tactictard. The forum arguments over the merits of doing so and the slow but eventually unified opinion that he's inexcusable. Honestly, when I think back to the few months grace I gave him in 2012 before there was no way to excuse it anymore. I kind of feel like I'm in therapy for it, I should want this thread to die and to forget about him, but I hate him so much, I'm so bitter over it and I desperately want him to fail and for his entire life to fall apart. Is that bad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can't wait for that moment, whenever it might be, when he drops Bolasie for Glenn Murray on the right and their fans begin to realise he's completely and utter tactictard. The forum arguments over the merits of doing so and the slow but eventually unified opinion that he's inexcusable. Honestly, when I think back to the few months grace I gave him in 2012 before there was no way to excuse it anymore. I kind of feel like I'm in therapy for it, I should want this thread to die and to forget about him, but I hate him so much, I'm so bitter over it and I desperately want him to fail and for his entire life to fall apart. Is that bad? Bad? It's fair! I feel exactly the same. The bloke seems to have pulled the wool over EVERYBODY'S eyes other than the fans who've watched his shite week in, week out. There have been times when I've questioned my own sanity because of this tosser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can't wait for that moment, whenever it might be, when he drops Bolasie for Glenn Murray on the right and their fans begin to realise he's completely and utter tactictard. The forum arguments over the merits of doing so and the slow but eventually unified opinion that he's inexcusable. Honestly, when I think back to the few months grace I gave him in 2012 before there was no way to excuse it anymore. I kind of feel like I'm in therapy for it, I should want this thread to die and to forget about him, but I hate him so much, I'm so bitter over it and I desperately want him to fail and for his entire life to fall apart. Is that bad? Bad? It's fair! I feel exactly the same. The bloke seems to have pulled the wool over EVERYBODY'S eyes other than the fans who've watched his shite week in, week out. There have been times when I've questioned my own sanity because of this tosser. same, its been a horrific experience feel like im suffering PTSD. I know it's fair like, I'd just rather let go, but I'm passionate about his failure now that he's gone. I want him to really suffer. It's a bit sadistic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can't wait for that moment, whenever it might be, when he drops Bolasie for Glenn Murray on the right and their fans begin to realise he's completely and utter tactictard. The forum arguments over the merits of doing so and the slow but eventually unified opinion that he's inexcusable. Honestly, when I think back to the few months grace I gave him in 2012 before there was no way to excuse it anymore. I kind of feel like I'm in therapy for it, I should want this thread to die and to forget about him, but I hate him so much, I'm so bitter over it and I desperately want him to fail and for his entire life to fall apart. Is that bad? Bad? It's fair! I feel exactly the same. The bloke seems to have pulled the wool over EVERYBODY'S eyes other than the fans who've watched his shite week in, week out. There have been times when I've questioned my own sanity because of this tosser. same, its been a horrific experience feel like im suffering PTSD. Yep. Even the way he left was shit. The prolonged wait for official confirmation was just like watching us in the derby games - painful, drawn out and, however inevitable, just plain gruesome. And even now I can't feel at ease knowing we're still stuck with Carver... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 From the Palace forum (sorry, it's too tempting) "I think there's a good chance that Newcastle will soon be part of the relegation battle. They are not strengtheneing in January, and if Ashton runs true to form, they might cash in on their best players" ASHTON OUT! Ashton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can't wait for that moment, whenever it might be, when he drops Bolasie for Glenn Murray on the right and their fans begin to realise he's completely and utter tactictard. The forum arguments over the merits of doing so and the slow but eventually unified opinion that he's inexcusable. Honestly, when I think back to the few months grace I gave him in 2012 before there was no way to excuse it anymore. I kind of feel like I'm in therapy for it, I should want this thread to die and to forget about him, but I hate him so much, I'm so bitter over it and I desperately want him to fail and for his entire life to fall apart. Is that bad? Bad? It's fair! I feel exactly the same. The bloke seems to have pulled the wool over EVERYBODY'S eyes other than the fans who've watched his s**** week in, week out. There have been times when I've questioned my own sanity because of this tosser. same, its been a horrific experience feel like im suffering PTSD. I'm gone the other way. Felt like the world lifted off my shoulders the day he went. I don't really give a fuck what he gets up to now, I'm just glad it won't be here. The world seemed brighter, beer tasted better etc. I despise the legions of mongs defending him more than the man himself. The 'well yes the football was shite, but what you Newcastle fans don't understand is that that's your place now and it's completely unreasonable to wish for anything better. Poor Pardew' brigade. I had to justify myself to a Chelsea fan yesterday. Fucking Chelsea man- the biggest frauds in English football. The club whose fans had a hissy fit and turned on Scolari by October because he had gone 5 games without a win or something. And I can tell you now the same ones defending by criticising Ashley now, will be the same ones that normally spend all their time sticking up for Ashley, using the 'fans expectations' argument. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Love that Palace forum " Now if , as suggested, Super Al is the man to get Palace winning with four goals one week, then losing and conceding six the following match, that'll do for me. Exactly half the available points for the rest of the season. Could even mean Europe! " and they say we're delusional Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 From the Palace forum (sorry, it's too tempting) "I think there's a good chance that Newcastle will soon be part of the relegation battle. They are not strengtheneing in January, and if Ashton runs true to form, they might cash in on their best players" ASHTON OUT! Ashton http://s17.postimg.org/lhmfx3hgv/oie_SX4tc517ff_EC.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Yeah, Dean. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Love that Palace forum " Now if , as suggested, Super Al is the man to get Palace winning with four goals one week, then losing and conceding six the following match, that'll do for me. Exactly half the available points for the rest of the season. Could even mean Europe! " and they say we're delusional People :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Ashton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I still can't believe this has happened. What a great, late Christmas present. Although TBH, I don't feel as happy as I thought I would. I think I feel that worn down by it all, that it may take some time to fall back in love with the club again. It doesn't help that I fully expect Carver to get the job on a short term and possibly long term basis. If not, I don't trust Ashley/Charnley to appoint a decent manager anyway and the fact we treat cup competitions with utter disdain doesn't help matters. As every season, by January, we'll have fuck all to play for, save for being in a relegation battle. Still, Pardew gone. It's certainly great news and a fantastic way to start 2015! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Fucking hate him for banging mila Kunis like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 After the initial joy and dancing round like I kid I feel like I'm slowly plummeting back to earth, I'm tentatively waiting on the next appointment before I feel I can relax as there's always the worry the next guy will be another Pardy line, hoop licking yes man coming out of retirement to breed further mediocrity. I hate Pardew, irrationally, for what he's done, I rue the day I gave him the benefit of the doubt, he should never have had the chance here. He's ruined the club, not just on the playing side of things but with the harmony between fans, driven a wedge down the middle and caused a lot of infighting. We need a good manager to come in and prove what a charlatan he was, to put paid to the arguments and reunite not just a team but an entire club/fanbase. I just wish Sunderland were the ones that came in for him and he dragged them down into obscurity, but I'll settle for Palace disappearing off the map under his tenure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Wait until they figure out just how bad Parsons really is man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can't wait for that moment, whenever it might be, when he drops Bolasie for Glenn Murray on the right and their fans begin to realise he's completely and utter tactictard. The forum arguments over the merits of doing so and the slow but eventually unified opinion that he's inexcusable. Honestly, when I think back to the few months grace I gave him in 2012 before there was no way to excuse it anymore. I kind of feel like I'm in therapy for it, I should want this thread to die and to forget about him, but I hate him so much, I'm so bitter over it and I desperately want him to fail and for his entire life to fall apart. Is that bad? Bad? It's fair! I feel exactly the same. The bloke seems to have pulled the wool over EVERYBODY'S eyes other than the fans who've watched his s**** week in, week out. There have been times when I've questioned my own sanity because of this tosser. same, its been a horrific experience feel like im suffering PTSD. I'm gone the other way. Felt like the world lifted off my shoulders the day he went. I don't really give a fuck what he gets up to now, I'm just glad it won't be here. The world seemed brighter, beer tasted better etc. I despise the legions of mongs defending him more than the man himself. The 'well yes the football was shite, but what you Newcastle fans don't understand is that that's your place now and it's completely unreasonable to wish for anything better. Poor Pardew' brigade. I had to justify myself to a Chelsea fan yesterday. Fucking Chelsea man- the biggest frauds in English football. The club whose fans had a hissy fit and turned on Scolari by October because he had gone 5 games without a win or something. And I can tell you now the same ones defending by criticising Ashley now, will be the same ones that normally spend all their time sticking up for Ashley, using the 'fans expectations' argument. Funnily enough, of the managers I've really hated down the years, Souness has sort of dropped down the table. I don't mind seeing him on tv any more and I think that's down to Pardew eclipsing him for pure cuntishness by a long way. The only two managers I still hold an unhealthy resentment towards are Allardyce and Pardew, for their horrible football and appalling personalities. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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