Dokko Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I think I'm about to get annoyed. Just wait till next week when we appoint a 'French nobody' and a 'unheard of forrin puppet' Just watching the montage at the beginning of the show we all know how this is going to pan out, don't we? And Paul Merson raises his head after some prompting from Jeff, his eyes glazed, his mouth leaking and his nose powder white and states in something that almost resembles English "Wat they doing? Noocastle. They had the best manager in the world, for me, a great guy and to let him go...its just not on. Now i hear they are going forrin, well how does that work? They don't even like cockney's and France is almost as far away as landaarn isn't it? The fans up there will expect the new guy to win the league next season, and probably a cup this season as well, and really only someone like Bruce could do that for them. If it were me, i'd give it to Carver, he's done well so far, and he knows the club" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The cunt's speaking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 "Half full, not half empty. We take a half glass to Tottenham and see how we get on." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The cunt's speaking. "We've got one team to catch, that's what I'm interested in. After this weekend we might be bottom but I'm looking at it as having to catch one team." Fuck me, reaching for the stars, eh? How does he keep getting away with it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Just seen a preview of his interview for Soccer Saturday. So pleased this utter failure and moron is gone. Talking about catching one team and finishing 17th. Happy times Crystal Palace, welcome to your aspirations and dreams of glory under Alan Pardew. He then describes that as glass half full thinking lol. The campaign of misinformation and nonsense brainwashing talk has begun in earnest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I still cant believe hes actually gone!! HES GONE!! HALLELUJAH :frantic: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Just seen a preview of his interview for Soccer Saturday. So pleased this utter failure and moron is gone. Talking about catching one team and finishing 17th. Happy times Crystal Palace, welcome to your aspirations and dreams of glory under Alan Pardew. He then describes that as glass half full thinking lol. The campaign of misinformation and nonsense brainwashing talk has begun in earnest. To be fair finishing 17th is like the winning the league down there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Ugh propaganda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Used to advise Steve Coppell apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 "The Geordies were fantastic to me." Alan Pardew = Hero. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 At least he admitted the death threats were lies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I still can't believe we got rid of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 What an utter fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 'They key to staying in the Premiership is to fall on teams when they're out of form, when they have injuries and suspensions...so this game hasn't come at a good time really' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 My God this man is such a pessimist. So glad he's gone. Merson's an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Ok so who's murdering Paul Merson? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Merson with the Cabaye excuse.... Fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Fuck off Merson you cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Fuck off Merson you know nothing you pissed up retard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 'They key to staying in the Premiership is to fall on teams when they're out of form, when they have injuries and suspensions...so this game hasn't come at a good time really' Crystal Palace is my second team ffs...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The key to success is to play against teams with injuries and suspensions apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I'm fair to Pardew but saying he did a "great job" is ludicrous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The Merson this is delicious because he only ever watches Palace games so he can do his "Spony" act. He'll now have to sit and watch the same shite we've had to, every single week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmymag Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Pardew espousing the benefits of "risky football"! For fucks sake! Quickly backed up by Paul fucking Merson telling us "That he did a great job" and "has nothing to prove". Total fucking arseholes. All of them! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Should keep a thread of all the moronic things Paul Merson says about us. Would probably exceed the Pardew thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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