DJ_NUFC Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 After Swansea Pardew had the chance to build a few bridges but in typical manner choose to block any questions due to previous media criticism. One Premier League manager told me that night: “He’s lacking class with stuff like that.” ----- Wonder who that is. As shoddy as the writing was, all good points in that article from the one we are so accustomed to lampooning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Surely it was Monk, why would Ryder be talking to any other manager on the night of the Swansea game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Chris Waddle, now after two tournaments of great punditry on the radio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Anyone seen his comments on ebola? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29647351 Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew says the club are making provisions against the Ebola virus in preparation for the return of some players from international duty. Cheick Tiote and Papiss Cisse both played African Cup of Nations qualifiers across the continent. And Pardew said it would be "naive" of the club not to have concerns. "They are essential to us and our doctor has looked into the problems that might arise," he said. "We have a strategy for when they return and making sure they and their families are taken care of." Tiote was part of the Ivorian side which played a double-header against DR Congo, while Cisse's Senegal faced Tunisia home and away. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Anyone seen his comments on ebola? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29647351 Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew says the club are making provisions against the Ebola virus in preparation for the return of some players from international duty. Cheick Tiote and Papiss Cisse both played African Cup of Nations qualifiers across the continent. And Pardew said it would be "naive" of the club not to have concerns. "They are essential to us and our doctor has looked into the problems that might arise," he said. "We have a strategy for when they return and making sure they and their families are taken care of." Tiote was part of the Ivorian side which played a double-header against DR Congo, while Cisse's Senegal faced Tunisia home and away. :lol: What are you laughing at Beren? Pardew has put our club doctor to work on finding a cure for ebola. Surely that can only be a good thing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Anyone seen his comments on ebola? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29647351 Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew says the club are making provisions against the Ebola virus in preparation for the return of some players from international duty. Cheick Tiote and Papiss Cisse both played African Cup of Nations qualifiers across the continent. And Pardew said it would be "naive" of the club not to have concerns. "They are essential to us and our doctor has looked into the problems that might arise," he said. "We have a strategy for when they return and making sure they and their families are taken care of." Tiote was part of the Ivorian side which played a double-header against DR Congo, while Cisse's Senegal faced Tunisia home and away. :lol: He'd actually coach all the aggression out of ebola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Is he insane? He's the thickest window fitter on the planet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I just can't believe it. It's becoming as blatant a pisstake as Ashley, now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I don't think it's about calming down. We haven't won a game yet and Newcastle United need to win. Er, isn't that the point of all competitive sport? He always makes it sounds like we're too demanding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "I don't think it's about calming down. We haven't won a game yet and Newcastle United need to win. "We are paid to win games, not to draw games or be honourable losers, so we need to win and therefore the pressure is very much on me and the team. We shouldn't shirk that. "It's not easy at the moment, there have been easier times. When you are winning, things can fall into place. Where we are right now when you're fighting for every result, it makes it difficult and stressful. "I've enjoyed, I'd say, 80 per cent of it, most of it has been pretty good. The most important is where we are right now. We are desperate for a win and I really want to deliver it on Saturday." So as well as outworking every team physically, we have been honourable losers in those games we haven't drawn. Just means he hasn't put his forehead through any fuckers yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm sitting here giggling away at his latest shit like fuck me, if I didn't laugh I'd actually cry!! I hope SackPardew are getting all this fucking shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 This cunt still drawing breathe, wheres karma when ya need it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "They are essential to us and our doctor has looked into the problems that might arise," he said. So if they weren't essential and were fringe players, we would have left them in Africa? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Dr Pardew playing Ebola-ridden players to try and save his job "Papiss and Cheick wern at their best today. Ebola takes it out of you, trust me" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Dr Pardew playing Ebola-ridden players to try and save his job "Papiss and Cheick wern at their best today. Ebola takes it out of you, trust me" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 OH GOD, imagine if they did catch ebola and fucking coughed all over Pardew. OH GOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 'Cisse should not have played. My medical staff did not agree that he should be included. He’s trained five days with the Ebola virus. But myself and John looked at him on Thursday and thought he looks ready for half an hour, he looks fresh.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 'I fort wiv ebolar on our side we looked a real fret today'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Fort Cisse found himself in a lot of space today, he took up some good positions, showed great movement. Their defenders couldn't get near him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Am I hearing this cunt correctly? We've out-worked all of the teams we've played? No, fucking dipshit, they've made us work harder because they've kept the ball better. They've forced us to run our fucking bollocks off getting goal side, chasing and closing down. They've ground us down and we've only won one league game in 30 weeks ffs. Wake the fuck up you dopey fucking wanker. "Look at the stats" he says. I'm looking at the stats and they tell me we're arguably the worst performing team in the top 4 flights of English football. One win in 15. One win in 210 days. 17 dropped points so far. In the fucking relegation zone. etc. But no, we've been made to run further so that's a positive to spin. Honestly man, this cunt will say literally anything to keep himself in the job he's incapable of doing. Utter scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I don't think my liver will take the strain when this horrible b****** is no longer associated with our club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Type after the last quote box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Am I hearing this cunt correctly? We've out-worked all of the teams we've played? No, fucking dipshit, they've made us work harder because they've kept the ball better. They've forced us to run our fucking bollocks off getting goal side, chasing and closing down. They've ground us down and we've only won one league game in 30 weeks ffs. Wake the fuck up you dopey fucking wanker. "Look at the stats" he says. I'm looking at the stats and they tell me we're arguably the worst performing team in the top 4 flights of English football. One win in 15. One win in 210 days. 17 dropped points so far. In the fucking relegation zone. etc. But no, we've been made to run further so that's a positive to spin. Honestly man, this cunt will say literally anything to keep himself in the job he's incapable of doing. Utter scum. Exactly mate spot on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 “I don’t make any excuses for any of the games we have played. “We need to increase the margins, and that’s the same for the better quality opposition we are going to be coming up against soon. You have got to increase your margins to win.” “[The international break] has given us a chance to look at what we’ve done,” he said. “The stats show that we have worked harder than the opposition in terms of our intensity and work-rate. “But we have lacked what you need to get a win. The margins need to be greater. Villa, where we could have won, Palace, where we could have won – those margins we need to increase. “Our offensive play is part of that, trying to look at different avenues to get us the two-goal lead that we need.” PS: margins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/DrFOb8N.gif http://i.imgur.com/CLn9Fem.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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