Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Type after the last quote box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Am I hearing this cunt correctly? We've out-worked all of the teams we've played? No, fucking dipshit, they've made us work harder because they've kept the ball better. They've forced us to run our fucking bollocks off getting goal side, chasing and closing down. They've ground us down and we've only won one league game in 30 weeks ffs. Wake the fuck up you dopey fucking wanker. "Look at the stats" he says. I'm looking at the stats and they tell me we're arguably the worst performing team in the top 4 flights of English football. One win in 15. One win in 210 days. 17 dropped points so far. In the fucking relegation zone. etc. But no, we've been made to run further so that's a positive to spin. Honestly man, this cunt will say literally anything to keep himself in the job he's incapable of doing. Utter scum. Exactly mate spot on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 “I don’t make any excuses for any of the games we have played. “We need to increase the margins, and that’s the same for the better quality opposition we are going to be coming up against soon. You have got to increase your margins to win.” “[The international break] has given us a chance to look at what we’ve done,” he said. “The stats show that we have worked harder than the opposition in terms of our intensity and work-rate. “But we have lacked what you need to get a win. The margins need to be greater. Villa, where we could have won, Palace, where we could have won – those margins we need to increase. “Our offensive play is part of that, trying to look at different avenues to get us the two-goal lead that we need.” PS: margins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/DrFOb8N.gif http://i.imgur.com/CLn9Fem.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/DrFOb8N.gif http://i.imgur.com/CLn9Fem.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "Ashley employs around 28,000 people, but the focus will be on one member of staff when Newcastle United face Leicester City at St James’ Park tomorrow. Newcastle’s owner has told friends that defeat by Nigel Pearson’s team, sitting 12th in the Barclays Premier League, is unthinkable. It could even spell the end for Alan Pardew." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/DrFOb8N.gif http://i.imgur.com/CLn9Fem.png That should read: Top: No Bottom: Yes Left: Gouffran Right: Obertan Gutter: We're lying in it Header: Riviere Footer: Dummett Apply to: Whole season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 http://bcove.me/i3oso3rv Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "Ashley employs around 28,000 people, but the focus will be on one member of staff when Newcastle United face Leicester City at St James’ Park tomorrow. Newcastle’s owner has told friends that defeat by Nigel Pearson’s team, sitting 12th in the Barclays Premier League, is unthinkable. It could even spell the end for Alan Pardew." After the Stoke stuff I'm convinced they're feeding us stuff like this just to prolong the agony Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I need to see these stats that show how we outworked teams! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11168262/Alan-Pardew-insists-he-still-has-the-backing-of-his-Newcastle-United-players-despite-woeful-run-of-form.html Asked if he was worried about relegation, Pardew dodged giving an answer: “We’re just very focused on Leicester, trying to get a win, rather than looking at the bigger picture. I don’t think the importance of this game is lost on anyone.” Eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 He's genuinely ill in the head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I really couldn't give a single shit if we're relegated. Not a single penny of my money will be lost if / when we go down. Fuck the lot of them, Ashley in particular. He deserves to lose millions for sticking with this useless shitstain, it won't effect me at all beyond having to watch us be shit all this year. But we'll be shit all year even if we finish 17th, just slightly less so, and the cracks will be papered over and we'll begin again next year exactly the same. At least if we go down, the right person gets punished the most, ie Ashley. We might be annoyed by it, but it'll cost us not a penny so bring it on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "We wuz concerned about Ebola " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 https://vine.co/v/MJ5UtrF1J7Q Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LRD Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 10m10 minutes ago Mike Ashley will be attendance for #nufc v #lcfc game. Mooted ten game review point still a fortnight away v #lfc November 1 That English. So we're having a total attendance of one fat pig for the match? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Margins? What the fuck is he talking about? Increase our margins? Can be stop pretending that he knows fancy words in English and try to make sense for once? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Has Ashley ever attended so much in the past? Curious he attends so much in a season when we are utter s****. Concerned or revelling in our misery? Can't work him out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Has Ashley ever attended so much in the past? Curious he attends so much in a season when we are utter s****. Concerned or revelling in our misery? Can't work him out. He works on the board now, in the past it was lambsarse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Margins? What the f*** is he talking about? Increase our margins? Can be stop pretending that he knows fancy words in English and try to make sense for once? It's because Ashley only cares about margins so he's trying to impress him. Read latest quotes and as per usual predictable horse shit coming from that gobshite of a manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Margins? What the f*** is he talking about? Increase our margins? Can be stop pretending that he knows fancy words in English and try to make sense for once? It's because Ashley only cares about margins so he's trying to impress him. Read latest quotes and as per usual predictable horse s*** coming from that gobshite of a manager. I read that too, he likes his buzz words, it's like that episode of Family Guy where Lois tries to come up with a catchphrase, can see Pardew coming out after we lose with "it's getting too spicy for the pepper!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Margins? What the f*** is he talking about? Increase our margins? Can be stop pretending that he knows fancy words in English and try to make sense for once? It's because Ashley only cares about margins so he's trying to impress him. Read latest quotes and as per usual predictable horse s*** coming from that gobshite of a manager. I read that too, he likes his buzz words, it's like that episode of Family Guy where Lois tries to come up with a catchphrase, can see Pardew coming out after we lose with "it's getting too spicy for the pepper!". Francine from American Dad, but aye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Margins? What the f*** is he talking about? Increase our margins? Can be stop pretending that he knows fancy words in English and try to make sense for once? It's because Ashley only cares about margins so he's trying to impress him. Read latest quotes and as per usual predictable horse s*** coming from that gobshite of a manager. I read that too, he likes his buzz words, it's like that episode of Family Guy where Lois tries to come up with a catchphrase, can see Pardew coming out after we lose with "it's getting too spicy for the pepper!". Francine from American Dad, but aye. Dammit!! It's my age I'm telling you, I called Defoe Bent the other day too, ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 That margins stuff was so weird and disturbing. The guy is a complete blag artist. Chats complete garbage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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