magorific Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/natural-forward-ayoze-perez-can-4868563? "Pardew can’t wait for the comeback of de Jong, who may play again in about five weeks time. “I looked at him with adoring eyes this morning because with him and Perez in the team in those games with packed defences, we will unlock anyone at any level,” Pardew said." 5 weeks eh? What a coincidence that is exactly the sort of timeframe that would take us up to the end of the transfer window without signing a striker. Which would be a disastrous time for a "recurrence" of this injury, because there would be nothing we can do about it then. Certainly not poor old Alan's fault, anyway Spot on. The c**t is so transparent. But the fact he has ALWAYS despised us was hammered home the other day when I met an old mate I haven't seen for a few years. Was telling me he went to the away game at Man City in Pardew's first full season and happened to be staying in the same hotel as the team the night before. Guess who was still drinking in the bar when he and his missus went to bed at 2.45am? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/natural-forward-ayoze-perez-can-4868563? "Pardew can’t wait for the comeback of de Jong, who may play again in about five weeks time. “I looked at him with adoring eyes this morning because with him and Perez in the team in those games with packed defences, we will unlock anyone at any level,” Pardew said." 5 weeks eh? What a coincidence that is exactly the sort of timeframe that would take us up to the end of the transfer window without signing a striker. Which would be a disastrous time for a "recurrence" of this injury, because there would be nothing we can do about it then. Certainly not poor old Alan's fault, anyway How dare you put two and two together Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 whats his 2014 record anyone? In the league it's P36, W11, D6, L19, F32, A 58 GD-26 Pts 38. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 whats his 2014 record anyone? In the league it's P36, W11, D6, L19, F32, A 58 GD-26 Pts 38. Ashley dream ticket only just above relegation form? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Ashley dream ticket only just above relegation form? We could easily lose our next 2 games and end the year with relegation form if it had been over a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/alan-pardew-two-half-year-stats-just-fickle-can/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Only one win by more than a single goal. Grim. Not really surprised by that. The squad lacks a any real Creativity and a consistent goal scorer, until this issue is addressed, they is no hope of it changing... The squad isn't what it has been, but it's more of a mentality issue tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 God we're so fucking boring Wrong again Guv, if that is your real name. “We’ve got the quarter-final of the League Cup against Spurs so it’s exciting times. I think this team has an excitement level to it. It’s got pace and in the background we have some really good young players.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 whats his 2014 record anyone? In the league it's P36, W11, D6, L19, F32, A 58 GD-26 Pts 38. 0.92 wins per month in 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Person of the Year. http://www.football365.com/profile365/9618946/Person-Of-Year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Person of the Year. http://www.football365.com/profile365/9618946/Person-Of-Year That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere! My favourite bit: Kudos, incidentally, to those Newcastle fans who staunchly stuck to their 'Pardew out' stance during their run of victories, rather than decimating their own and their family's dignity by daubing 'Back from the dead' on a bedsheet and taking it to the ground. In this time of short-termism and transience, it's good to see some people stick to their principles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Person of the Year. http://www.football365.com/profile365/9618946/Person-Of-Year That's a brilliant write up. Then I realised this cunt is actually, somehow, still the manager of our football club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Person of the Year. http://www.football365.com/profile365/9618946/Person-Of-Year That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere! My favourite bit: Kudos, incidentally, to those Newcastle fans who staunchly stuck to their 'Pardew out' stance during their run of victories, rather than decimating their own and their family's dignity by daubing 'Back from the dead' on a bedsheet and taking it to the ground. In this time of short-termism and transience, it's good to see some people stick to their principles. I think I suffered high blood pressure for the first time in my life, it lasted for about 10 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I really hope Pardew accidentally read that article. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Person of the Year. http://www.football365.com/profile365/9618946/Person-Of-Year That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere! My favourite bit: Kudos, incidentally, to those Newcastle fans who staunchly stuck to their 'Pardew out' stance during their run of victories, rather than decimating their own and their family's dignity by daubing 'Back from the dead' on a bedsheet and taking it to the ground. In this time of short-termism and transience, it's good to see some people stick to their principles. I think I suffered high blood pressure for the first time in my life, it lasted for about 10 seconds. Same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Fucking class that like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 "Kudos, incidentally, to those Newcastle fans who staunchly stuck to their 'Pardew out' stance during their run of victories..." Didn't hear it. Sorry. It will went a bit too quiet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 "Kudos, incidentally, to those Newcastle fans who staunchly stuck to their 'Pardew out' stance during their run of victories..." Didn't hear it. Sorry. It will went a bit too quiet. Did it? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29991354 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I really hope Pardew accidentally read that article. Email it to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Still love this from the SP site After 6 defeats in a row, we still expect too much: 28/04/14 “It’s a big club. They expect sometimes things that we can’t deliver” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 "Kudos, incidentally, to those Newcastle fans who staunchly stuck to their 'Pardew out' stance during their run of victories..." Didn't hear it. Sorry. It will went a bit too quiet. Did it? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29991354 During the matches, I mean. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Still love this from the SP site After 6 defeats in a row, we still expect too much: 28/04/14 “It’s a big club. They expect sometimes things that we can’t deliver” :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/9619483/- Newcastle must starve Manchester United of possession if they are to have any chance of securing a result at Old Trafford, according to manager Alan Pardew. I thought teams should fear us most when they have the ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/9619483/- Newcastle must starve Manchester United of possession if they are to have any chance of securing a result at Old Trafford, according to manager Alan Pardew. I thought teams should fear us most when they have the ball Keep up man, that was then, not now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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