themanupstairs Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Rob Elliot for me. An absolute impostor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Why has Satka got 4 votes? Because he's shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I'm not sure about worst, but Obertan is the most annoying. He could actually play much better if he showed some commitment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I absolutely loathe Jack Colback, so I voted for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan, simp!y because he has enough in his game to cause defences real problems but he seems brainless and cowardly and I doubt that can be coached out of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Gouffran for me suffered the most severe Pardewing of the lot,seem to remember him getting favourable reviews in his first stint here. Obertan though.has always maintained a high level of toxic abuse thrown at him,athlete with pea brain and heart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Went for Elliott as he's the only one who seems to think it's acceptable for a professional footballer in the 21st century to be fat as f***. In terms of being a crap, ineffective liability of a footballer, Tiote has regressed badly and in his present form is comfortably up there with the other names mentioned. So much mediocrity in that squad list!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was. I thought Gouffran was half decent up until about November 2013. Was nothing special but was never anything particularly bad anyway. The biggest victim of being Pardewed of them all imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was. I thought Gouffran was half decent up until about November 2013. Was nothing special but was never anything particularly bad anyway. The biggest victim of being Pardewed of them all imo. Aye wasn't too bad till then. His 2014 is probably a candidate for worst year for a first team regular ever. 35 games, 0 goals, 0 assists or something like that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan, Riviere, Williamson then Gouffran. Quadrant of shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Rob Elliot for me. An absolute impostor. Alnwick was worse. Crisp packet wrists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Rob Elliot for me. An absolute impostor. Alnwick was worse. Crisp packet wrists. I thought Elliott was as bad as it got until I saw Alnwick. Alnwick was miles worse the poor lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I bet that photo of him with Diego Costa will be about as good as it gets for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was. I thought Gouffran was half decent up until about November 2013. Was nothing special but was never anything particularly bad anyway. The biggest victim of being Pardewed of them all imo. Aye wasn't too bad till then. His 2014 is probably a candidate for worst year for a first team regular ever. 35 games, 0 goals, 0 assists or something like that That's pretty much NUFC's stats for 2014, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was. I thought Gouffran was half decent up until about November 2013. Was nothing special but was never anything particularly bad anyway. The biggest victim of being Pardewed of them all imo. Aye wasn't too bad till then. His 2014 is probably a candidate for worst year for a first team regular ever. 35 games, 0 goals, 0 assists or something like that That's pretty much NUFC's stats for 2014, man. Is that an excuse like? Imagine playing 35 games on the left wing without scoring or creating a goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Obertan surely has to be better than Gouffran though? As bad as he is, Obertan is at least capable of the odd assist and can be a "threat". Gouffran by contrast has done literally nothing for at least a year and a half beyond hiding, with the very few goals he's scored being complete flukes, whilst his "work rate" is almost as mythical as Alan Smith's was. I thought Gouffran was half decent up until about November 2013. Was nothing special but was never anything particularly bad anyway. The biggest victim of being Pardewed of them all imo. Aye wasn't too bad till then. His 2014 is probably a candidate for worst year for a first team regular ever. 35 games, 0 goals, 0 assists or something like that That's pretty much NUFC's stats for 2014, man. Is that an excuse like? Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I went for footballing intelligence rather than athleticism or anything else, hence why I went for Obertan here and Perez on the other one. I'm all about players who play the game how you would if you didn't drink too much, smoke too much and had anywhere near enough footballing ability. The contrast between Obertan and Perez illustrates this, regardless of physical gifts one of them always knows what to do with the ball and the other one doesn't. Even Gouffran has more awareness of this than Obertan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Outlaw Pete Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I absolutely loathe Jack Colback, so I voted for him. The thread said "worst player" not player you loathe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Fuck me it's not even close. Rob Elliott is Lev Yashin, Gouffran is Giggs in comparison to the utter abortion that is Gabriel Obertan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Mike Williamson does not posses the ability to play football, completely understand why this will be a landslide win for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 The word 'play' seems inappropriate when talking about Williamson. He struggles for his life doing anything out there. Must be an absolute chore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I would still say Obertan though in answer to this thread. He plays, clearly. Just makes terrible decisions that amuse no one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Gouffran. I've seen Williamson have some canny games (alongside Perch and keeping Suarez quiet for example) and many more horrific ones; but other than a very-modest-at-best goal ratio over his first dozen games I've seen absolutely nothing from Gouffran worthy of a positive comment. He's the definition of cart horse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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