Doctor Zaius Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 What an absolute joke of a footballer. Wasnt even remotely trying today. Get fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 He's finished. He looked knackered about twenty minutes in against Liverpool too. We looked so much better after he went off that I hope we won't see him again for a while. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Would rather start saivet if he was in the squad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 His only ever redeeming quality is set pieces, yet he's fucking awful at them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Best passer in the world though according to some Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Will the real Shelvey please stand up? Garbage today. Which Jonjo Shelvey were you expecting? Remember that video where he's bent over double gasping for breath when he was a Swansea player? He's not fit for purpose, nothing to do with his ability. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Will the real Shelvey please stand up? Garbage today. Which Jonjo Shelvey were you expecting? Remember that video where he's bent over double gasping for breath when he was a Swansea player? He's not fit for purpose, nothing to do with his ability. Yesterday was more than him being unfit I reckon. He wasnt even making himself an option for a pass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Will the real Shelvey please stand up? Garbage today. Which Jonjo Shelvey were you expecting? Remember that video where he's bent over double gasping for breath when he was a Swansea player? He's not fit for purpose, nothing to do with his ability. Yesterday was more than him being unfit I reckon. He wasnt even making himself an option for a pass. I think he's very similar to Xhaca at Arsenal in that he's not fit for this league, the good teams have energy and movement both these players have neither and should not be playing at this level anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 He's shit and a liability. He has a very nice right foot, but doesn't know how best to use it and has little else to his game. Sadly we are probably stuck with him until the end of his contact, he loves loving in the north east and nobody would be stupid enough to pay him what we do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 It's taking all my willpower not to pull you up on that typo. Unless it isn't a typo? Is Shelvey a mad shagger? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 It's taking all my willpower not to pull you up on that typo. Unless it isn't a typo? Is Shelvey a mad shagger? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Not even going to edit it now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ManDoon Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 He’s a terrible athlete, honestly one of the worst I’ve seen in recent years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Also you said contact and not contract...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 He’s a terrible athlete, honestly one of the worst I’ve seen in recent years. Yeap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Also you said contact and not contract...... Typing too fast! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 More Grog than Greg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I've thought at times the criticism aimed at him is a bit OTT and I have often enjoyed watching him play. But fuck me, it's getting pretty indefensible now. I'm sure he was walking about for most of the game on Saturday. Absolute shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Many people said the game changed when ASM and Carroll came on, but I think the biggest change was Ki for Shelvey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I don't. I think he's equally as shit but just slightly more mobile. Basically, without Longstaff. Our midfield options are pretty grim. Hayden doesn't even look useful this year. I mean none of the players do, which is no real surprise under Pat Butcher's management. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I can't see Longstaff making a difference. In fact I'd go as far as to say he'll be a non-entity in the same way Hayden is (besides his excellent defensive contribution) as with the amount of hoofball we're playing - on the rare occasion we actually have the fucking ball - our central midfield is just being completely bypassed. Tbh, with Ashley still here and Bruce especially managing us, there's just no point. It's an absolute waste of effort and feels false to want Sports Direct FC to do well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 the fact we were playing at home in the premier league with the same central midfield we had in the championship over 2 years ago is bloody ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Shelvey should be sent to the glue factory. Bruce played passive to cover up Shelvey's deficiencies, IMO, to the detriment of the team. It's kind of hard for any midfielder to shine when paired with such a dullard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johneddy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 But Shelvey loves the training sessions under Bruce...you can see just how sharp and fit he has become - I mean look at the temple that is Brucies body what a fine example of a fitness doyen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Fucking hate this waste of space absolute fraud of a footballer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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