Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he signs up on here and IP gets on his case. Best post you've ever done, by some margin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he's queuing for a rail ticket and ends up behind someone buying a travel pass; which involves photographs, scissors, forms being filled in, and his access won’t wipe. You get the picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he's queuing for a rail ticket and ends up behind someone buying a travel pass; which involves photographs, scissors, forms being filled in, and his access won’t wipe. You get the picture. [emoji38] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he's queuing for a rail ticket and ends up behind someone buying a travel pass; which involves photographs, scissors, forms being filled in, and his access won’t wipe. You get the picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he ends up in Middlesbrough on a business trip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Ed Malyon @eaamalyon 7m7 minutes ago Alan Pardew now confirming story from 9 days ago (which he denied last week) that Palace looking at Adebayor :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Just been reading the old thread and it finished with a real flourish. Well done to all involved on page 1000 you did the forum proud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Ed Malyon @eaamalyon 7m7 minutes ago Alan Pardew now confirming story from 9 days ago (which he denied last week) that Palace looking at Adebayor :lol: Wow, two absolute cunts sharing the same dressing room. Marriage made in heaven. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope it turns out that he was the one who let the dogs out and The Baha Men go after him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets hiccups he can't shift, until the day he dies a brutal death at the hands of Hatem Ben Arfa who successfully frames John Carver for the crime. best one yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he has a burst water pipe in one of the interior walls of his house that is slowly flooding its foundation with no visible external signs of damage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 IP man :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery. Killing his family ffs Guessing that high horse you're sitting on doesn't allow for jokes Nope. What you gonna do? Punch my horse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he has a burst water pipe in one of the interior walls of his house that is slowly flooding its foundation with no visible external signs of damage. If any cunt deserves that, it's him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he asks Ben Arfa for a few language tips prior to his next holiday in Tunisia, and he ends-up trying to order "zabburummuk" in a Sousse beach bar.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he falls into a pit full of HIV and aids infested needles, then when getting out he gets mulled by a tiger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face. Nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he asks Ben Arfa for a few language tips prior to his next holiday in Tunisia, and he ends-up trying to order "zabburummuk" in a Sousse beach bar.... Quite a niche joke, this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face. Martins with the followup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face. Martins with the followup. Directly to the face - forget the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he paper cuts his jap whilst he reads the gushing stuff about him on the shitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he asks Ben Arfa for a few language tips prior to his next holiday in Tunisia, and he ends-up trying to order "zabburummuk" in a Sousse beach bar.... Quite a niche joke, this one. A niche we've all been in Ian....I don't mean we've all been in your mother's nee-nee fella! Though I'm sure there would be no cause for complaint if we had... I mean from us... I'm stopping now. Thousand apologies: Ana asif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he accepts an invitation to a sleepover at Oscar Pistorious's house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he takes a high-profile job in the public eye and has a modicum of success which leads him to expose his most obnoxious self-aggrandising personality traits to the nation, who forever reflect this back to him like the most unforgiving mirror. Oh hang on... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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